The new Entertainment Weekly arrived, and I found this funny. It's a synopsis of a TV show debuting next Sunday on VH-1.
Rock of Love Charm School with Sharon Osbourne
Fourteen Rock of Love chicks -- who strutted and slutted in hopes of scoring Bret Michaels -- return to VH1 for a supposed reeducation in fashion and manners. We say supposed because most of these women seem more interested in camera time and a chance to settle old scores. (Pssssst, Lacey -- Dallas is about to jack you in the head with an apple!) Legendary potty mouth Sharon Osbourne shows signs of being an inspired den mother, though she isn't given much to do in the first episode beyond tossing out a few bon mots and sweetly covering up a passed-out girl's butt crack. Perhaps the real reforming begins next week; for now, it just feels like Harm School.
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If you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked. - Tom Robbins
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At the moment of commitment, the universe conspires to assist you. - attributed to Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.