Diet Coke as a contraceptive

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Diet Coke as a contraceptive

#1 Post by gsabc » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:24 am

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#2 Post by ThePepsiGeneration » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:25 am

That's about all diet soda is good for....
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#3 Post by BackInTex » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:27 am

I can confirm failure on four separate occaisions.
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#4 Post by vettech » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:00 am

The Mythbusters dudes put this to the test a few years ago and declared it "busted". If anything, they found it "perked up" the sperm and made it more active.
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#5 Post by Thousandaire » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:45 am

So, does the man drink it? Or the woman? Or both? Do they have to drink it at the same time? Do they drink it before or after? I'm confused.
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#6 Post by BackInTex » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:13 am

Thousandaire wrote:So, does the man drink it? Or the woman? Or both? Do they have to drink it at the same time? Do they drink it before or after? I'm confused.
Good questions. Or do they, um, pour it somewhere else? And if so, how does it affect the KY His & Hers?
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#7 Post by TheConfessor » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:21 pm

The efficacy is greatly enhanced when combined with Mentos.
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#8 Post by Ritterskoop » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:22 pm

The only way Diet Coke or any other soda is effective as a contraceptive is when the can is placed between the knees.

I think of either party, but more research is called for.
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#9 Post by BackInTex » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:08 pm

Ritterskoop wrote:more research is called for.
Free Diet Coke and sex? Where do I sign up?

Huh? Oh, I forgot about my vasectomy. O.K. I understand.

Darn!
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#10 Post by frogman042 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:38 pm

I believe that Poutine can sometimes act as an abortive.

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#11 Post by T_Bone0806 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:45 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Ritterskoop wrote:more research is called for.
Free Diet Coke and sex?
This could bring back the slogan "Have a Coke and a Smile".



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