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I got an email late last night from the local affiliate that airs Millionaire asking if I could be available for an interview on Monday and this afternoon they called to confirm. They would like me in the studio at around 5:40 AM for an interview at around 5:50 AM during their morning news broadcast and then hang out for a second interview to occur sometime in the 6 AM hour. They also mentioned that the Radio City Rockettes will be in the studio during the 6 - 7 AM hour.

A tad early in the day but I'm not complaining. One question though, any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

---Jay (
Q: What did the Zen Buddist say to the Hot Dog Vendor?



A: Make me _____ with everything

Fill the blank in with the correct word and you will know the number of day(s) until my air date)

Tell them to contact your agent.

Oh, and if you don't have an agent, yet -- I am available.

frogman042 wrote: One question though, any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

Wear underpants!

any thoughts on how I should deal with the anticipated paparizzi problem that I'm sure I will be plagued with giving the exposure I'm about to undergo?

Wear underwear.


t.

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

geez, PSM, we are such moms.


t.

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.


t.

Shave your legs before dancing with the Rockettes.

I hope someone can capture your interviews so we can see them here.

Have fun! I know you will.

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

MarleysGh0st wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

Well it would start out clean.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

Just wear Depends.

MarleysGh0st wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

I just think that he will make a bad impression if he pulls a Britney while getting out of a car.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:

MarleysGh0st wrote:

tlynn78 wrote:geez, PSM, we are such moms.

But you didn't specify clean underwear!

Just in case those paparazzi cause an accident...

I just think that he will make a bad impression if he pulls a Britney while getting out of a car.

Flea doesn't have that problem.

Did your kids get to meet the Rockettes?

Back in the day I used to be a member of our local volunteer ambulance corps and I remember the popular admonishment that you should wear clean underwear, because you never know, you might get into an accident.

I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

So if you are in a car wreck, have multiple fractures and severe lacerations, if you have clean underwear - all will be fine.

---Jay

frogman042 wrote: I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

OMG! My mother was right!

I'm going to have to ask my future son in law if they follow this same rule.

I've been preaching the clean underwear thing to my kids their entire life.
Mother's just can't help it.

If you want to catch my earth shattering interview, I've put it up on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsBVdaRzvc

---Jay

frogman042 wrote:Back in the day I used to be a member of our local volunteer ambulance corps and I remember the popular admonishment that you should wear clean underwear, because you never know, you might get into an accident.

I'm about to break the code of silence of all emergency personell - the cleanliness of a patients underwear is our prime assesment. All those codes we call into the hosipital, that is just to alert them of the patients underwear status - from pristine to old, torn and dirty. This controls the way you will be triage, order of treatment and even type of treatment.

So if you are in a car wreck, have multiple fractures and severe lacerations, if you have clean underwear - all will be fine.

---Jay

Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.

Appa23 wrote:
Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.

That's the excuse used by all the dirty-underwear-wearing car wreck victims. The Emergency Services personnel don't buy that story!

silvercamaro wrote:

Appa23 wrote:
Well, if you are about to experience a car wreck, what was clean underwear likely will not stay in such a condition.

That's the excuse used by all the dirty-underwear-wearing car wreck victims. The Emergency Services personnel don't buy that story!

Yup. They take those stains to the lab for carbon-dating. They can tell the fresh from the set-in ones...

frogman042 wrote:If you want to catch my earth shattering interview, I've put it up on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsBVdaRzvc

---Jay

Note that clean underwear is not required for viewing - regarding my status in this department during the interview - no comment.

---Jay