Here we go!
10. PlacentiaSoccerMom will not post in any threads about shoes, cats, or foreign foods
9. The sad news that Gimme A Squiggly was crushed to death by a hernia jug of Tide
8. The Moratorium Lounge will become clothing-optional
7. O.J. Simpson will finally find the real killer... and it will turn out to be MyBigFatFabulousBrain
6. wintergreen will make dozens of gratuitous posts... just for the hell of it
5. Al Gore will chastise ShitSandwich for releasing too much methane into the atmosphere
4. ulysses will change his avatar 22 times--and that's just on Tuesday
3. The installation of a new Bored feature that allows users to add a laugh track to any political post made by silverscreenselect or Bob Juch
2. Evil Squirrel will post a picture of his nuts
1. WGAS in Gastonia will report that Bob Barr won Friday night's presidential debate
See ya'll next week!
