HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Let the Parade COMMENCE!

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FreddyTheElfWithNoRetinas · #76 Post by **FreddyTheElfWithNoRetinas** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:34 am

I didn't see a thing.

EnsignInRedShirt · #77 Post by **EnsignInRedShirt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:35 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

CrypticMessageMaker · #78 Post by **CrypticMessageMaker** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:36 am

pHiAiPiPiYp | cTuHuAuNuKuSuGuIuVuIuNuGc

OhTheHumanity · #79 Post by **OhTheHumanity** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:37 am

Oh, that poor ensign never stood a chance!

Ohhhhhh my!

CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas · #80 Post by **CalvinCoolidgeIsASexyBeas** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:39 am

Where are all of the other dead presidents?

Elphaba · #81 Post by **Elphaba** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:40 am

OhTheHumanity wrote:Oh, that poor ensign never stood a chance!

Ohhhhhh my!

No one mourns the wicked.

Removed Nudity · #82 Post by **Removed Nudity** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:41 am

There is nothing to see here.

Borat Sagdiyev · #83 Post by **Borat Sagdiyev** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:43 am

Sexy time. Is-a very nice.

Borat Sagdiyev · #84 Post by **Borat Sagdiyev** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:44 am

Mr Showtimeness wrote:Hey parade audience! Come visit over to my site and see all the pictures I have of pussies!

Or, if you are more of an ass man, we have those two!

Can I touch?

Borat Sagdiyev · #85 Post by **Borat Sagdiyev** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:45 am

Yagshemashe!

Borat Sagdiyev · #86 Post by **Borat Sagdiyev** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:55 am

Where is Pamela?

Is the parade over?

ChuckBarris · #87 Post by **ChuckBarris** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:16 am

I knew that Boat dude was a secret agent.

Destroyed a great parade.

Got to go update his dossier.

The things I do for the company

ScottyInEngineering · #88 Post by **ScottyInEngineering** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:53 am

James_Tiberius_Kirk wrote:
Mr. Scott, we need to get to Rigel 7. Give me more power! We need warp factor 9.8

Aye, Cap'n.

I'll need to reroute the plasma conduits through the main reflectors relays.

I'll need an ensign...

EnsignInRedShirt · #89 Post by **EnsignInRedShirt** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:00 pm

ScottyInEngineering wrote:
James_Tiberius_Kirk wrote:
Mr. Scott, we need to get to Rigel 7. Give me more power! We need warp factor 9.8

Aye, Cap'n.

I'll need to reroute the plasma conduits through the main reflectors relays.

I'll need an ensign...

I have a bad feeling about this.

ScottyInEngineering · #90 Post by **ScottyInEngineering** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:06 pm

There you are, Ensign.

I'm going to recalibrate the deflector array. First I'll need you to open the array panel using your bare hands.

Steady, Ensign...

Steady, now..

ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!

Laddie, that's got to hurt.

Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM · #91 Post by **Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:19 pm

Elphaba wrote:
OhTheHumanity wrote:Oh, that poor ensign never stood a chance!

Ohhhhhh my!
No one mourns the wicked.

Hey Witch! Mourn this!

You aren't my long lost sister, are you?

Watch Taper · #92 Post by **Watch Taper** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:24 pm

Where is the next float? I don't have all day to stand out here and wait for Santy Claus to come on by....

Ebeneezer Beast · #93 Post by **Ebeneezer Beast** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:27 pm

Watch Taper wrote:Where is the next float? I don't have all day to stand out here and wait for Santy Claus to come on by....

If that jolly old fat man rides by me I'm going to throw these lumps of coal at him!

Hmmmmm, coal's pretty expensive. I'll see if my lackey Cratchit still has those rotten eggs I gave him for breakfast....

Elphaba · #94 Post by **Elphaba** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:31 pm

Fickle Finger Of WWTBAM wrote:
Elphaba wrote:
OhTheHumanity wrote:Oh, that poor ensign never stood a chance!

Ohhhhhh my!
No one mourns the wicked.

Hey Witch! Mourn this!

You aren't my long lost sister, are you?

I'm sorry did I scare you? I seem to have that effect on people.

Squashed Hamster · #95 Post by **Squashed Hamster** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:32 pm

The Minot Shriners have a better parade than this! At least I don't have to worry about getting squashed by a septagenarian on a tricycle....

Hey Borat! Down in front!

Mr. Hamster

Evil Blonde Meece · #96 Post by **Evil Blonde Meece** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:35 pm

Hey hamster! Come on down to Houston and party with us meece and squirrels! We'll keep you from getting squished.

Just steer clear of that electric chair box she hid in the pantry...

Simon Coward · #97 Post by **Simon Coward** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:44 pm

This was a poorly organized, pitiful exhibition. I can draw millions of people to one of my auditions, and half of them couldn't carry a tune if it had two handles. It looks like all the competent Merry Men stayed home and all the wannabes came out to play. Nobody's going to watch a spectacle of only....

Hey, wait. Actually that's the same brilliant idea I came up with!

KilljoyWasHere · #98 Post by **KilljoyWasHere** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:51 pm

Simon, dear, I broke up their little party. There will be no fun so long as I'm around!

Now that we drove off all the children, Simon dear, how about we killjoys go backstage and get it on?

Anal Fissure · #99 Post by **Anal Fissure** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:56 pm

I would love to sit and watch the parade, but it hurts too much.

Rocket_J_Squirrel · #100 Post by **Rocket_J_Squirrel** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:56 pm

Perhpas someone could direct me to the aerial portion of the festivities? I am ready to do my stunt flying.

Now where is that damned moose???