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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#76 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:18 am

clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning :twisted:

:P
Y'know mini I have experience with females being obsessed with me before and trust me when I say it's just not healthy.
I'm sorry hon, move on :wink:







:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P[/quote][/quote]

Dang it, Clem, I fixed your quote for you, then you went and messed it up again!

Try to do something nice.....

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#77 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:19 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning :twisted:

:P
Y'know mini I have experience with females being obsessed with me before and trust me when I say it's just not healthy.
I'm sorry hon, move on :wink:







:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
[/quote]

Dang it, Clem, I fixed your quote for you, then you went and messed it up again!

Try to do something nice.....

lb13[/quote]


Yeah, and MY kids know how to work computers, too! My oldest won the technology award from his school!

So.

There!

:P :P :P :P
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#78 Post by clem21 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:23 am

Whoopee-frickin-do.
Express my condolences to your b-I-l if his kids are that ugly.

I'll throw in a package of my crazy awesome resume w/ my near perfect college GPA and the fact that I was on a trivia game show.

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#79 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:30 am

clem21 wrote:Whoopee-frickin-do.
Express my condolences to your b-I-l if his kids are that ugly.

I'll throw in a package of my crazy awesome resume w/ my near perfect college GPA and the fact that I was on a trivia game show.

This is fun.
*Can You Top This

*Hijacking Kay's birthday thread

*Running up beast's post count when Kay's busy

*Picking on the young newcomer

*Running up the thread total

*HK merchandise searches

*MM activity with the Jazzy

Fun, indeed! It's almost a Top Ten list of my favorite things to do!
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#80 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:32 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote:Whoopee-frickin-do.
Express my condolences to your b-I-l if his kids are that ugly.

I'll throw in a package of my crazy awesome resume w/ my near perfect college GPA and the fact that I was on a trivia game show.

This is fun.
*Can You Top This

*Hijacking Kay's birthday thread

*Running up beast's post count when Kay's busy

*Picking on the young newcomer

*Running up the thread total

*HK merchandise searches

*MM activity with the Jazzy

Fun, indeed! It's almost a Top Ten list of my favorite things to do!
Too bad we can't post on the Mr. Food Bored anymore....... :(

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#81 Post by Clem's Real Professor » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:34 am

You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
My Clem, you are so very hot.....I mean smart....yes smart <giggle>

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#82 Post by littlebeast13 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:36 am

Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
I think it's quite obvious, Professor..... his heart rate's going through the roof because he has the hots for you!

And you thought he was just interested in the nuances of the American legeslative system......

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#83 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:37 am

Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
Just wait until he's too old to be cute anymore. Then he'll be wishing I had whipped HIM into shape as well! :P
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#84 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:37 am

As usual, I'm late. But, even so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!

I think I sprained something.

That one pink diamond thingie was nice.
Well, then

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#85 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:39 am

kayrharris wrote:Wow! You all are up late and then some up early!!
And some of us are neither.

Happy birthday, kid!
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#86 Post by Hotseat Or Bust! » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:44 am

Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
Um, Professor Lady, Clem actually prefers the term "hot" over "cute", he told me so himself!

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#87 Post by clem21 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:46 am

Hotseat Or Bust! wrote:
Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
Um, Professor Lady, Clem actually prefers the term "hot" over "cute", he told me so himself!
Not from his professor he doesn't!
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#88 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:48 am

clem21 wrote:
Hotseat Or Bust! wrote:
Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
Um, Professor Lady, Clem actually prefers the term "hot" over "cute", he told me so himself!
Not from his professor he doesn't!

I'm starting to get the idea how that GPA is getting so inflated.....




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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#89 Post by clem21 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:49 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote:
Hotseat Or Bust! wrote: Um, Professor Lady, Clem actually prefers the term "hot" over "cute", he told me so himself!
Not from his professor he doesn't!

I'm starting to get the idea how that GPA is getting so inflated.....




:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
You're idea may very well be correct.

And don't automatically assume I'm joking this time HSoB.
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#90 Post by CharlesFoxSingers » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:52 am

Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#91 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:57 am

Poor Kay! Just look what we've done to her thread!

Go wash out Charles Fox's mouths with Lifebuoy, young man! :P
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#92 Post by clem21 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:58 am

Um......no.
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#93 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:58 am

kayrharris wrote:
kayrharris wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Happy birthday, Kay!
Oops, can't leave without thanking Marley!

LB is gonna love me thanking Marley twice! He's twice as nice and never mean to me. :)
Thanks, Kay!

But when your gratuitous thankfulness has you catching up to my Raspberry Bored count, I may not be able to guarantee that any more. :twisted:

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#94 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:00 am

clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning :twisted:
Clem's challenging mini's boys to a sneakiness contest?

This could be dangerous! :shock:

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#95 Post by clem21 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:00 am

Hey!

How dare you people try and get this back on topic!

This is my first true thread hijack you know!
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#96 Post by ShitSandwich » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:02 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Poor Kay! Just look what we've done to her thread!

Go wash out Charles Fox's mouths with Lifebuoy, young man! :P
How about I just put something in their mouth....?
Open wide!
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#97 Post by MarleysGh0st » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:03 am

clem21 wrote:Hey!

How dare you people try and get this back on topic!

This is my first true thread hijack you know!
Sorry, but you can't stop my optopicosity! :twisted:

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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#98 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:03 am

Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!

Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#99 Post by minimetoo26 » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:04 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning :twisted:
Clem's challenging mini's boys to a sneakiness contest?

This could be dangerous! :shock:
My boys have mostly given up trying to fool me. My daughter on the other hand is just openly defiant. She doesn't even try to sneak. Brazen thing that she is....
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Re: Is it kay's birthday yet?

#100 Post by WheresFanny » Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:04 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote:Whoopee-frickin-do.
Express my condolences to your b-I-l if his kids are that ugly.

I'll throw in a package of my crazy awesome resume w/ my near perfect college GPA and the fact that I was on a trivia game show.

This is fun.
*Can You Top This

*Hijacking Kay's birthday thread

*Running up beast's post count when Kay's busy

*Picking on the young newcomer

*Running up the thread total

*HK merchandise searches

*MM activity with the Jazzy

Fun, indeed! It's almost a Top Ten list of my favorite things to do!
You should send this to Oprah.
We, the HK Brigade, do hereby salute you, Marley, for your steadfast devotion to ontopicosity. Well done, sir!

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