There are some things you don't need to be learning, young lady!kayrharris wrote:Lord knows I don't know it. You can PM me.
This is the educational bored, isn't it? Amazing the things one can learn over the age of 50!
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In this case, I may have been better off NOT knowing.Here's Fanny! wrote:There are some things you don't need to be learning, young lady!kayrharris wrote:Lord knows I don't know it. You can PM me.
This is the educational bored, isn't it? Amazing the things one can learn over the age of 50!
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. "
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Okay.Here's Fanny! wrote:For those who just want something to be offended about and put me on report to the principal's office, don't click on the spoiler. If you do anyway, you have nothing to complain about.
For those of delicate constitution, what are you doing here in the first place?
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ATM = Ass to Mouth
Gross comes to mind.
But I did learn something.
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Picking up where I left off and reminding myself not to give out anymore Defamer and Perez Hilton tidbits.
Rock of Love 2
Destiney - One of the VIPs in RoL and made it to the final three and was eliminated for refusing to say that she was IN LOVE with Bret. And the beginning of the show she made a big deal out of being bisexual and said if she didn't click with Bret she'd just hook up with some of the other girls, but nothing ever came of that. Her dad made an appearance for Meet the Parents week and we learned that he had terminal liver cancer. There was a coda after the show that he had since passed away and they did a thing with Destiney on the Reunion show about donations to the Liver Cancer Foundation. I think she's hanging in there a while, she can be calculating but she's not sneaky enough so that people turn on her.
Megan - I've already made mention of her perpetual shit on the upper lip facial expression and her crazy navel to lady bits length ratio and those are about the two most interesting things about her. When her former boyfriend showed up for Ex Week, he spilled the beans about her reality show past, her main claim to fame being that she had won Beauty and the Geek. I've never seen that show so I can't comment on it. She's a snake and bad mouths everybody after they cease to suit her purpose, but she generally has some pretty good comments, even if they are always bitchy.
I Love New York
Chance - First runner up on season one, Chance is the twitchy, wiry one that talks a mile a minute. He has a rap group with his two brothers called The Stallionaires, and pretty much everything he does is in pursuit of furthering that cause. Must really have a complex about his brother getting all the good hair genes, because he was only bareheaded twice in the show and one of those times was the finale when everybody gets dressed up. Wouldn't even take off his hat to go inside when Sister Patterson (NY's mom) made everybody go to church. But he got the spirit out on the steps and took it off to come in, but kept the bandanna on. Has the best confessionals EVER, his best one was messing up Sister Patterson's name and calling her Peppermint Patterson (by which she is known in my family to this very day).
Real - Chance's brother and one of the Stallionaires. He got all the good hair but Chance got the height. Real was my favourite (along with Whiteboy) and gets my vote for hottest guy ever to be on ILNY, but think he's got a touch of the DL. Chance is the yappy chihuahua and Real is the low key name a dog with long silky hair. Ended up in the final three on ILNY and was more upset about leaving his brother than New York.
Whiteboy - Final Four on Season One, Whiteboy got eliminated because NY decided he hadn't been broken up long enough and still had feelings for his ex. His sister showed up for Ex Week and told her this. Ended up tight with Chance and Real and became an honourary Stallionaire, Miami Division. Always quiet and laid back, but he doesn't miss a trick.
Mr. Boston - Oh, Boston! An accountant with a penchant for picking his nose, Mr. Boston is the dorky white guy with delusions of grandeur. New York did give him props in front of the whole group for being the best kisser of the bunch, though. His set-to's with Sister Patterson were a riot, he was just so totally clueless and it frustrated her to no end. Seems to rely quite a bit on showing his pancake ass and turning on the "Boston Charm".
12 Pack - Looks to be the self-involved, narcissistic type, but he really was one of the better dispositions on the show and helped out people a lot (he took Heat under his wing and also tried to train Mr. Boston to help him with his body issues). Big controversy on whether he was gay or not, it finally came out that he did work at a gay nightclub (his girlfriend spilled the beans on Ex Week), but he took it in stride and said the tips were a lot better there. Also a good one for the confessionals, he gets off some funny observations.
Heat - Heat is the Vincent to 12 Pack's Julius. He latched onto 12 Pack and followed him around moon-eyed the whole show. Got on NY and SP's bad side when he said that his mom and yaya would come before New York. His mom and yaya were some pieces of work when they had some face time on the show. Likes to talk big, but has major short man complex and is more of a pesky little gnat.
I Love New York 2
The Entertainer - Still lives at home with his parents and brother. His mom and dad are hilarious, the stereotypical east coast middle agers that you can't tell if they are Italian or Jewish (they're Italian). They carp on him to no end when he's home telling him to get a job and get out of their house and that's why he NEEDS THIS MONEY!! Got the perv tag on ILNY and didn't help matters when he stuck half of New York's foot in his mouth while he sucked on her toes. Ended up getting kicked off on Parent Week when Mom and Dad just clashed all over with Sister Patterson and NY said he was too much of a loser. Whether he wins or not, there's a great sitcom somewhere in his home life.
Midget Mac - Already gone so who cares.
Rock of Love 2
Destiney - One of the VIPs in RoL and made it to the final three and was eliminated for refusing to say that she was IN LOVE with Bret. And the beginning of the show she made a big deal out of being bisexual and said if she didn't click with Bret she'd just hook up with some of the other girls, but nothing ever came of that. Her dad made an appearance for Meet the Parents week and we learned that he had terminal liver cancer. There was a coda after the show that he had since passed away and they did a thing with Destiney on the Reunion show about donations to the Liver Cancer Foundation. I think she's hanging in there a while, she can be calculating but she's not sneaky enough so that people turn on her.
Megan - I've already made mention of her perpetual shit on the upper lip facial expression and her crazy navel to lady bits length ratio and those are about the two most interesting things about her. When her former boyfriend showed up for Ex Week, he spilled the beans about her reality show past, her main claim to fame being that she had won Beauty and the Geek. I've never seen that show so I can't comment on it. She's a snake and bad mouths everybody after they cease to suit her purpose, but she generally has some pretty good comments, even if they are always bitchy.
I Love New York
Chance - First runner up on season one, Chance is the twitchy, wiry one that talks a mile a minute. He has a rap group with his two brothers called The Stallionaires, and pretty much everything he does is in pursuit of furthering that cause. Must really have a complex about his brother getting all the good hair genes, because he was only bareheaded twice in the show and one of those times was the finale when everybody gets dressed up. Wouldn't even take off his hat to go inside when Sister Patterson (NY's mom) made everybody go to church. But he got the spirit out on the steps and took it off to come in, but kept the bandanna on. Has the best confessionals EVER, his best one was messing up Sister Patterson's name and calling her Peppermint Patterson (by which she is known in my family to this very day).
Real - Chance's brother and one of the Stallionaires. He got all the good hair but Chance got the height. Real was my favourite (along with Whiteboy) and gets my vote for hottest guy ever to be on ILNY, but think he's got a touch of the DL. Chance is the yappy chihuahua and Real is the low key name a dog with long silky hair. Ended up in the final three on ILNY and was more upset about leaving his brother than New York.
Whiteboy - Final Four on Season One, Whiteboy got eliminated because NY decided he hadn't been broken up long enough and still had feelings for his ex. His sister showed up for Ex Week and told her this. Ended up tight with Chance and Real and became an honourary Stallionaire, Miami Division. Always quiet and laid back, but he doesn't miss a trick.
Mr. Boston - Oh, Boston! An accountant with a penchant for picking his nose, Mr. Boston is the dorky white guy with delusions of grandeur. New York did give him props in front of the whole group for being the best kisser of the bunch, though. His set-to's with Sister Patterson were a riot, he was just so totally clueless and it frustrated her to no end. Seems to rely quite a bit on showing his pancake ass and turning on the "Boston Charm".
12 Pack - Looks to be the self-involved, narcissistic type, but he really was one of the better dispositions on the show and helped out people a lot (he took Heat under his wing and also tried to train Mr. Boston to help him with his body issues). Big controversy on whether he was gay or not, it finally came out that he did work at a gay nightclub (his girlfriend spilled the beans on Ex Week), but he took it in stride and said the tips were a lot better there. Also a good one for the confessionals, he gets off some funny observations.
Heat - Heat is the Vincent to 12 Pack's Julius. He latched onto 12 Pack and followed him around moon-eyed the whole show. Got on NY and SP's bad side when he said that his mom and yaya would come before New York. His mom and yaya were some pieces of work when they had some face time on the show. Likes to talk big, but has major short man complex and is more of a pesky little gnat.
I Love New York 2
The Entertainer - Still lives at home with his parents and brother. His mom and dad are hilarious, the stereotypical east coast middle agers that you can't tell if they are Italian or Jewish (they're Italian). They carp on him to no end when he's home telling him to get a job and get out of their house and that's why he NEEDS THIS MONEY!! Got the perv tag on ILNY and didn't help matters when he stuck half of New York's foot in his mouth while he sucked on her toes. Ended up getting kicked off on Parent Week when Mom and Dad just clashed all over with Sister Patterson and NY said he was too much of a loser. Whether he wins or not, there's a great sitcom somewhere in his home life.
Midget Mac - Already gone so who cares.
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Excellent and educational synopses, Fanny. Thanks for taking the time to do this, I watch better with crib notes.
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