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#51 Post by mcd1400de » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:13 pm

Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.



I WISH I could have made that up.
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#52 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:17 pm

Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

Perfect.
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#53 Post by themanintheseersuckersuit » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:54 pm

LOL I go away and there are now 51 posts on this thread
Suitguy is not bitter.

feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive

The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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#54 Post by plasticene » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:56 pm

mrkelley23 wrote:Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

Perfect.
I thought so too, particularly with my avatar. Here's another tailor-made one:

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
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#55 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:05 pm

plasticene wrote:
mrkelley23 wrote:Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

Perfect.
I thought so too, particularly with my avatar. Here's another tailor-made one:

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
And I love your liver with chianti and fava beans.
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#56 Post by christie1111 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:38 pm

I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.

Have they been in my basement?

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#57 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:45 pm

This one is for the naughty Norwegian:

Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer.
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#58 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:08 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:This one is for the naughty Norwegian:

Kanseller din ekstreme hundekjeks innen det virtuelle livmorsfälget eksellerer.
Cancel your extreme parsley in the virtual excellent womb?
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#59 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:04 pm

The single vision of your magnificent eyes makes me to become optimistic for all energy that it regards my life.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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#60 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:06 pm

You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
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#61 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:09 pm

The quietness of a manhole cover cannot compare with the wild vapours of nylon I sense in your larynx.
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#62 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:10 pm

How beautiful is the snowshine in your eyes, so directly current from the static in your brain.
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#63 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:22 am

The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants

Naturally.


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#64 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:36 am

tlynn78 wrote:
The expansion (and resultant rapid cooling) of your consecrated culotte sings the golden turnip with the mulatto touch-typist in my pants

Naturally.


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Abbott: That's all you have to do.

Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Abbott: Yes!

Costello: Now who's got it?

Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSE

Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody's gotta get it. Now who has it?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Who?

Abbott: Naturally.

Costello: Naturally?

Abbott: Naturally.
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#65 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:24 am

The seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a spanish villa ablaze
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#66 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:25 am

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.


This is cool. I missee seeing this thread the first time.
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#67 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:26 am

I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..
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#68 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:27 am

SportsFan68 wrote:You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.
I've heard this before.
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#69 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:28 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Nothing can top this! Can it?
I am glad that another female has a penis!
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#70 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:32 am

I should welcome flagellation by your ovoviviparous torso.
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#71 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom'sMom » Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:34 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Nothing can top this! Can it?
I am glad that another female has a penis!
Dear, I tried to warn you about what would happen when your touch yourself too much. How did those internet mail people find out about it?
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#72 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:40 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Nothing can top this! Can it?
I am glad that another female has a penis!


Those spammers are sharp. They know where to send those ads.
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#73 Post by Evil Squirrel » Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:44 am

Hey Uly. Isn't it about time for a new avatar? You're giving me nightmares....
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#74 Post by ulysses5019 » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:28 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:Hey Uly. Isn't it about time for a new avatar? You're giving me nightmares....
Sorry about that. How about some Jedi Knight action?
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#75 Post by earendel » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:29 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Hey Uly. Isn't it about time for a new avatar? You're giving me nightmares....
Sorry about that. How about some Jedi Knight action?
Ooh, I like that one!

And my "compliment of the day":

Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.
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