The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#51 Post by Chronic Diarrhea » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:53 am

Was someone needing help with a colon prep.....?

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#52 Post by CharleyWeaverToBlock » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:55 am

The answer is always
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#53 Post by The Truncinator » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:56 am

Angry Village Mob wrote:When will this parade get to Granite City!

You vill stay avay from Graneet Ceety and reemain in Fairguson.... or else!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#54 Post by A Unicorn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:56 am

Angry Village Mob wrote:When will this parade get to Granite City!
About the time I show up
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#55 Post by WalhalsGh0st » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:57 am

CharleyWeaverToBlock wrote:The answer is always
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monkey fazoo.

Not always...
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#56 Post by Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:58 am

Let's all count together:

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#57 Post by MinisKidToBeNamedLater » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:58 am

A Unicorn wrote:
Angry Village Mob wrote:When will this parade get to Granite City!
About the time I show up

UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss my dainty ass!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#58 Post by Vampire Squid From Hell » Wed Nov 26, 2014 8:59 am

My balloon seems to be scaring the children
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#59 Post by Satan Dolittle » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:00 am

Vampire Squid From Hell wrote:My balloon seems to be scaring the children

NTTAWWT!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#60 Post by Girl From Porky's » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:00 am

If all goes well, Mike Hunt will make it to Granite City.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#61 Post by Timothy Treadwell » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:01 am

Are their any bears in this parade, I hate bears
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#62 Post by NatteringNabobOfNegativity » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:01 am

Girl From Porky's wrote:If all goes well, Mike Hunt will make it to Granite City.

I've heard York Hunt is bigger than that image of the American flag....
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#63 Post by Snuggle Bear » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:02 am

Timothy Treadwell wrote:Are their any bears in this parade, I hate bears

Prepare to die a soft and snuggly death!!!

Teeheeheehee!!!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#64 Post by Politically Incorrect Inc. » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:03 am

If this parade gets out of hand, let's get out the water cannons and give the riff raff what they deserve.

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#65 Post by NSAS » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:04 am

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!
Squirrels are people too!!!!!1!!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#66 Post by TheGlowingPotato » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:07 am

NSAS wrote:
CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:Tasers locked and loaded to clear any stray squirrels or protesters from the parade route.

Uh oh! Ingress to Base! We have a lemur who won't stay behind the bicycle barricades! Dammit! This situation is beyond my two hours of training! Request permission to fire!!!
Squirrels are people too!!!!!1!!

I knew it! Soylent green is squirrels!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#67 Post by Crazy Raspberry Aunts » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:09 am

In honor of Bixby 17 We'd just like to say HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Houston we have a problem
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#68 Post by Evil Blonde Meece » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:12 am

Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:In honor of Bixby 17 We'd just like to say HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Nooooooooooooo!!!! We were trying to forget about her!!!!
SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#69 Post by British Lap Dancing Assn » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:24 am

Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars wrote:Let's all count together:

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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#70 Post by Captain Road Prison 36 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:39 am

What we have here is..... failure.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#71 Post by Jim Rome » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:44 am

Jim Everett wrote:Where's that Jim Rome clown at? I only came by to beat the living shit out of him...

I'm right here....Chris!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#72 Post by Anne Ramsey » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:46 am

Jim Rome wrote:
Jim Everett wrote:Where's that Jim Rome clown at? I only came by to beat the living shit out of him...

I'm right here....Chris!

Ooooh, this could get ugly.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#73 Post by Bored Protester » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:47 am

This parade favors the top 1%. Until this great indiscretion is resolved...

This Parade is Occupied!!!
We are the one percent.
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#74 Post by Al Pacino » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:51 am

"What life?!?! I got no life!!! I'm in the dark here!!!
I'm just gettin' started!
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Re: The 2014 Parade of Merry Men!

#75 Post by Beebs52 » Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:53 am

Iiiiiiiiiii love a parade, doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot dooooooot.

But, this is a disgusting array of bent psyches, vulgar ripostes, wretched repartee and references to other threads!

Iiiiiiiiiii love a parade, doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot, doot doot doot dooooooot!
Well, then
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