I guess that explains the team choking problems…
Joke of the Day
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Hoovers.
Like the president.
Like the president.
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A harp walks into a bar. The bartender eyes him and asks, “What’re you supposed to be?” The harp replies, “I’m a harp, man. Look at me.” The bartender replies, “I dunno… You look kinda small for a harp.”
The harp replies. “…are you calling me a lyre?”
The harp replies. “…are you calling me a lyre?”
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The toilets at Home Depot are for display purposes only. I know that now.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
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War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
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~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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When they played do the Twist, I twisted.
When they played Do the Hustle, I Hustled.
When they played the biggest hit from Dexy’s Midnight Runners…well, that’s when I got kicked out of the club.
When they played Do the Hustle, I Hustled.
When they played the biggest hit from Dexy’s Midnight Runners…well, that’s when I got kicked out of the club.