Belle of the Board, Prankster?

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kayrharris · #26 Post by **kayrharris** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:27 am

You're only one hour different from me?

I won't call, I'll email, but I want some makeup. I'll do it now instead of the middle of the night.

Here's Fanny! · #27 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:31 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:WAS your refrigerator running? DID you have Prince Albert in a Can?

Inquiring minds need to know!
He asked if it was the Walls residence. And the voice was obviously a teenager or young adult so I should have caught on right away, but I'm out of practice. Plus I was still a bit scared (because I'm paranoid and if the phone rings after 11 pm I automatically assume someone has been hurt or died), so I just very politely said that they had a wrong number.

Still, he persisted "There isn't a Sandy Walls there?". "No." But something was starting to register. Finally, when he said "You don't have any Walls there?" light dawned over Marblehead.

"Sorry, they're in the can with Prince Albert right now."

I was probably the most disappointing prank call of the night. Ha! Had it been an adult, they probably would have enjoyed it and called me back last night with a new one to see if I got that one.
At least he didn't ask for Mike Hunt.

Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.

minimetoo26 · #28 Post by **minimetoo26** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:35 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: He asked if it was the Walls residence. And the voice was obviously a teenager or young adult so I should have caught on right away, but I'm out of practice. Plus I was still a bit scared (because I'm paranoid and if the phone rings after 11 pm I automatically assume someone has been hurt or died), so I just very politely said that they had a wrong number.

Still, he persisted "There isn't a Sandy Walls there?". "No." But something was starting to register. Finally, when he said "You don't have any Walls there?" light dawned over Marblehead.

"Sorry, they're in the can with Prince Albert right now."

I was probably the most disappointing prank call of the night. Ha! Had it been an adult, they probably would have enjoyed it and called me back last night with a new one to see if I got that one.
At least he didn't ask for Mike Hunt.
Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.

One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...

Harry Sachs · #29 Post by **Harry Sachs** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:18 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: At least he didn't ask for Mike Hunt.
Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.
One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...

I feel for him....

minimetoo26 · #30 Post by **minimetoo26** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:20 am

Harry Sachs wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.
One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...

I feel for him....

Watch the hands, A-Rod!

#31 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:22 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Harry Sachs wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...

I feel for him....
Watch the hands, A-Rod!

My mom snapped a shot of Lance Berkman reaching for the jewels during batting practice earlier this year. If I can get ahold of it, I might relieve A-Rod just because it'd be cool to have a non-Googled avatar for something....

lb13

Hugh G. Rection · #32 Post by **Hugh G. Rection** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:24 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Harry Sachs wrote:
I feel for him....
Watch the hands, A-Rod!
My mom snapped a shot of Lance Berkman reaching for the jewels during batting practice earlier this year. If I can get ahold of it, I might relieve A-Rod just because it'd be cool to have a non-Googled avatar for something....

lb13

You shoulda known I'd show up in this thread.

I'm still looking for an appropriate avatar...

#33 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:27 am

Hugh G. Rection wrote:You shoulda known I'd show up in this thread.

I'm still looking for an appropriate avatar...

lb13

Here's Fanny! · #34 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:53 am

minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:At least he didn't ask for Mike Hunt.
Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.
One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...

Now they just had to have done that on purpose!

My first job was at Walgreens and the manager's name was Richard Groth (pronounced like it had a W in it) and of course he went by Dick.

I give his parents a pass because he was probably born in the 30's and I'm not sure if dick was a slang term at that time. But still, by the late 70's he should have decided to go by Rick instead.

minimetoo26 · #35 Post by **minimetoo26** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:56 am

Here's Fanny! wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote: Oh, this is funny. One day I answered a co-worker's phone and said she wasn't at her desk and could I take a message? "Yes, would you tell her that Michael Hunt called?" "Ha, ha, very funny."

When she got back I told her about the prank call. That was actually her boyfriend and yes, his name was Michael Hunt! At least I found out why she always referred to her boyfriend as Michael and never Mike. Ha!

They ended up getting married and I told her that she could no longer work for me if she had a son and named him after his father.
One of our local sportscasters was named Brad Face. Only his real name was Richard. And his family called him Dick. Seriously.

Poor guy...
Now they just had to have done that on purpose!

My first job was at Walgreens and the manager's name was Richard Groth (pronounced like it had a W in it) and of course he went by Dick.

I give his parents a pass because he was probably born in the 30's and I'm not sure if dick was a slang term at that time. But still, by the late 70's he should have decided to go by Rick instead.

Coincidentally, I also get a lot of Spam for him...