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VAdame · #26 Post by **VAdame** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:22 pm

So, Austin's dad was fibbing about the "tripod" thing?

Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, I was wondering... is everything... in proportion... down there?
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods unsure]
Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods, smiling]

kayrharris · #27 Post by **kayrharris** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:32 pm

Here's Fanny! wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I was on vacation last week in San Francisco and Seattle. Will it be replayed this week? I have a lot more free time.
The first ep was last night, so it will probably only be repeated 4857035733 times. It's on right now! In my time zone, anyway. And my guide says it on again at midnight (my time anyway), so maybe it's on again in an hour or two for you.

Yep, it's on now. But I also ran across "An American in Paris" on TMC. What to do, what to do??

Here's Fanny! · #28 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:34 pm

kayrharris wrote:
Here's Fanny! wrote:
kayrharris wrote:I was on vacation last week in San Francisco and Seattle. Will it be replayed this week? I have a lot more free time.
The first ep was last night, so it will probably only be repeated 4857035733 times. It's on right now! In my time zone, anyway. And my guide says it on again at midnight (my time anyway), so maybe it's on again in an hour or two for you.
Yep, it's on now. But I also ran across "An American in Paris" on TMC. What to do, what to do??

You know what you must do. How many times have you seen An American in Paris? And Oscar Levant is the best part of that movie, anyway.

Besides, I'm dying to talk about I Love Money and I refuse to spoiler the whole damned thing. Ha!

Here's Fanny! · #29 Post by **Here's Fanny!** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:47 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:It's hard for me to work in my aisle and not be constantly reminded of mini and Fanny.... and now uly since his 5019 is part of a Purex UPC....

And even when I'm in my Lawn & Garden oasis, there's the squirrel feed.....

lb13

I'm flattered!

I think. Maybe.

Ha!

ulysses5019 · #30 Post by **ulysses5019** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:18 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
I would probably hate the experience. I'm probably the only person in the world who would feel miserable in Hawaii....

But you should really be thinking of us more..... you were always on my mind......

lb13
I think the scariest item in this thread is beast admitting he's a cyber-stalker...

It's hard for me to work in my aisle and not be constantly reminded of mini and Fanny.... and now uly since his 5019 is part of a Purex UPC....

And even when I'm in my Lawn & Garden oasis, there's the squirrel feed.....

lb13

Better not check out the movie "The Number 23"!