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minimetoo26 · #26 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:50 am

Bleed me! My memory is fried with your pork!

I cannot describe how brilliant this is. Truly.

Beebs52 · #27 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:51 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
andrewjackson wrote: Now that one could actually be a compliment.
Although a better choice of garden pest would make it more palatable.
You rang?

"PEST", not a parasitic parasite.

minimetoo26 · #28 Post by **minimetoo26** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:52 am

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Nothing can top this! Can it?

#29 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:53 am

minimetoo26 wrote:Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Nothing can top this! Can it?

What beautiful negligence you wear!

lb13

christie1111 · #30 Post by **christie1111** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:57 am

I tried twice and the 'compliment' was in French.

Beebs52 · #31 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:07 am

Madame, your implement is admonishing me!

nitrah55 · #32 Post by **nitrah55** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:09 am

My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!

As Merv Griffin used to say, "Oooooh."

Beebs52 · #33 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:13 am

Hey Evil Squirrel!

Give me your hand that I may want of your broken nails.

And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

JBillyGirl · #34 Post by **JBillyGirl** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:13 am

Mine was: "You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils."

I suppose that from the right paleontologist, this could actually be a compliment!

Not so sure about this one, though: "The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera."

Beebs52 · #35 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:14 am

The sisters of St. Cathode ask that you cover yourself with filaments and take pains to make yourself fully incandescent this evening.

This gives me hope for the rest of the day.

Placeholder · #36 Post by **Placeholder** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:14 am

Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

So there.

MarleysGh0st · #37 Post by **MarleysGh0st** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:21 am

Placeholder wrote:Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

So there.

Awww, they're starting to repeat themselves.

Placeholder · #38 Post by **Placeholder** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:23 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Placeholder wrote:Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

So there.
Awww, they're starting to repeat themselves.

Suffer, for you are toasting the Marzipan!.. (..and may I upon pretense ring latent tintinabulations for your Andalusian raisins!)

#39 Post by **littlebeast13** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:23 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
Placeholder wrote:Certainly your trout are more proseperous to vaccuum than the flying coachmen of Czar Nicholai!

So there.
Awww, they're starting to repeat themselves.

Yep, I had already gotten the one Beebs posted about St. Cathode....

lb13

mcd1400de · #40 Post by **mcd1400de** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:09 am

Sausage casings are not the intended consequence of fashionable dress.

The French Foreign Legion could not match the lucid beauty of your toenails!

Oh, and marvelously:

You blink thrice warned that I can but think of the eyebrows of Richard Nixon covering a hostess of furry twinkies.

"Sock it to me?"

ulysses5019 · #41 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:13 am

Beebs52 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: Although a better choice of garden pest would make it more palatable.
You rang?
"PEST", not a parasitic parasite.

you talkin to me

ulysses5019 · #42 Post by **ulysses5019** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:17 am

Beebs52 wrote:Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?

This makes more sense than some of your non sequiturs.

Oh yes.....You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

Beebs52 · #43 Post by **Beebs52** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:40 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?
This makes more sense than some of your non sequiturs.

Oh yes.....You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

Your wobbles are resplendent while unravelling.

(I AM making that up.)

earendel · #44 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:50 am

Here's one that really scares me:

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

plasticene · #45 Post by **plasticene** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:55 am

Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux.

earendel · #46 Post by **earendel** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:04 am

Now this one might actually be useful.

Your tears evoke a taste as memorable as honey.

tlynn78 · #47 Post by **tlynn78** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:09 am

Your face does bend even the most anorexic mirror into a sensuous playground of muscular spasms

Is this a good thing? I choose to think so. I'm easily pleased.

t.

tlynn78 · #48 Post by **tlynn78** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:10 am

You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divalí

Well, duh.

t.

Rexer25 · #49 Post by **Rexer25** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:22 am

You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh.

Rexer25 · #50 Post by **Rexer25** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:32 am

Here's one that'll melt the heart of any woman:

You breath as delicately as vapors of methane flowing towards an attractive flame.

I'm feeling a bit flushed myself.