....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.silvercamaro wrote:Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.ulysses5019 wrote:
Would you kids mind taking your knives and playing mumbly peg on someone else's bored.
We are armed and dangerous.
Most excellent poorman's potatoes
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My LARGE J Henckels chopper is clean and at the ready. I also have a cunning little melon baller that would do a fine number on your orbs. The lidless orbs, that is. I don't think snakes have noticeable other orbs.ulysses5019 wrote:....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.silvercamaro wrote:Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.ulysses5019 wrote:
Would you kids mind taking your knives and playing mumbly peg on someone else's bored.
We are armed and dangerous.
Well, then
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Fancy German Knife names mean nothing to snakes. I might worry if it was Swiss.I fork my tongue in your general direction.Beebs52 wrote:My LARGE J Henckels chopper is clean and at the ready. I also have a cunning little melon baller that would do a fine number on your orbs. The lidless orbs, that is. I don't think snakes have noticeable other orbs.ulysses5019 wrote:....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.silvercamaro wrote: Don't be givin' us no chit, Blast Boy. I have a rake and an array of carbon steel cutlery, and bb has potatoes.
We are armed and dangerous.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying.

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I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?silvercamaro wrote:Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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Hey! At least we're not licentious.ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?silvercamaro wrote:Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying.
Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all, well, for a few minutes anyway.
We'll call Sliver --- Li'l Nee Big 'Rish
Hey! I wanna be your manager.
Well, then
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I think of it as I would any other art form. Lots of people try it, but only a limited number prove to have the kind of innate talent that -- with training and practice -- may be honed into the near perfection of the genre.ulysses5019 wrote:
I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?
In all modesty, I cannot yet think of myself as a professional annoyer, but I have aspirations.
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I think of it as I would any other art form. Lots of people try it, but only a limited number prove to have the kind of innate talent that -- with training and practice -- may be honed into the near perfection of the genre.
In all modesty, I cannot yet think of myself as a professional annoyer, but I have aspirations.
Why you and I don't have an annoying bone in our body.

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ulysses5019 wrote:I didn't know that that there were any criteria for being annoying. Does one need a license?silvercamaro wrote:Ooh, for a minute there, while I was at the wrong distance from the screen for clear reading, I thought you were threatening to end my career in dogging, rather than clogging. That was scary. I told the pups to hide.ulysses5019 wrote:
....and I have my eyes (the ones with no lids) on those lovely ankles. It would be a shame to put such a promising clogging career on hold.
If all you want to do is break my ankles, well, pshaw. I will do pirhouettes on my knees and tell people it's hip-hop. There is no end to my talent for being annoying.
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