Joke of the Day

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#26 Post by **Vandal** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:39 am

#27 Post by **Vandal** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:44 am

#28 Post by **Vandal** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 6:42 pm

I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils

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It Was Worth The Whisk

Bob Juch · #29 Post by **Bob Juch** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:27 am

“Have you heard of Murphy’s Law?”

“Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong.”

“What’s about Cole’s law?”

“No.”

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“It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream.”

#30 Post by **Vandal** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 5:43 am

Beebs52 · #31 Post by **Beebs52** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:38 am

What did the custodian say when he jumped outta the closet?

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Supplies!

mellytu74 · #32 Post by **mellytu74** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:52 am

The Pope was up at the New Lodge the other day, performing miracles.

Sean asked him if he could help with his hearing.

The Pope, all solemn, puts his hands over Sean's ears and prayed.

"How's your hearing now?," asked the Pope.

"I don't know," said Sean. "It's not until Tuesday."

Estonut · #33 Post by **Estonut** » Tue Jun 16, 2020 5:55 pm

Melly's joke reminded me of one that Letterman did many times over the years:

My buddy so-and-so told me he just got a new hearing aid.

I asked him, "what kind is it?"

He looks at his watch and replies, "3:15."

#34 Post by **Vandal** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:32 am

#35 Post by **Vandal** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:48 am

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time?

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You may be entitled to condensation.

Bob Juch · #36 Post by **Bob Juch** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:14 am

A banana walks into a bar and orders a beer. That bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

ne1410s · #37 Post by **ne1410s** » Thu Jun 18, 2020 12:21 pm

Visitor: Hey, that pig has a wooden leg!

Farmer: That pig saved my family’s life. There was a house fire. That pig squealed and woke us up.

Visitor: Is that how he got hurt?

Farmer: No no. A fine hog like that you don’t eat all at once.

#38 Post by **Vandal** » Mon Jun 22, 2020 5:48 am

#39 Post by **Vandal** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:04 pm

Bob Juch · #40 Post by **Bob Juch** » Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:51 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, “Five beers please.”

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Bob Juch · #41 Post by **Bob Juch** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:46 am

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait 2 weeks to see if you got it.

#42 Post by **Vandal** » Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:32 pm

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Bob Juch · #47 Post by **Bob Juch** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:27 pm

When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

#48 Post by **Vandal** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:40 am

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#50 Post by **Vandal** » Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:40 pm

WWTBAM Bored

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