WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:50 pm**

Vandal wrote:
mellytu74 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

It fits right in with this entry that woulda got melly the inaugural Shithouse rats Award had elwood not stolen it...

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=13888&p=152256#p152256

lb13
Thank you for noticing. If we've brought a little joy into your humdrum lives, our hard work ain't been in vain for nuthing.

I think we need a new rule:

The Billy Bored Bonus: You can replace the word "dog" or "dogs" in a song title with "dong" or "dongs" for a bonus point.

Who let the dongs out?

lb13

Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:30 pm**

littlebeast13 wrote:
Vandal wrote:
mellytu74 wrote:
Thank you for noticing. If we've brought a little joy into your humdrum lives, our hard work ain't been in vain for nuthing.

I think we need a new rule:

The Billy Bored Bonus: You can replace the word "dog" or "dogs" in a song title with "dong" or "dongs" for a bonus point.

Who let the dongs out?

lb13

I think that makes it official.

Imagine what we can do with "cat". I have an idea...

Posted: **Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:32 pm**

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Vandal wrote:

I think we need a new rule:

The Billy Bored Bonus: You can replace the word "dog" or "dogs" in a song title with "dong" or "dongs" for a bonus point.

Who let the dongs out?

lb13

I think that makes it official.

Imagine what we can do with "cat". I have an idea...

I'd prefer NOT to imagine that, thank you. Though if you want to experiment on Biskit, I guess that'd be OK...

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:29 am**

Spoiler

1.) Girls On Film - Duran Duran, 2.) Big Shot - Billy Joel, 3.) Jumpin' Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones, 5.) Photograph - Def Leppard, 6.) Freeze Frame - J. Geils, 8.) Kodachrome - Paul Simon, 10.) Turning Japanese - The Vapors. Krox Bonus: Pictures Of Lily - The Who.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:37 am**

Spoiler

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

Big Shot, Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

Philadelphia Freedom, Elton John

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome, Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics.

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

One of my favorite photographers

--Bob

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:04 pm**

Spoiler

Well, here we are again for the 12th straight winter ready to kick off another LSWE! I can just feel all of the excitement among everyone out there. I sure wish I could take a picture of all that built up anticipation you're all experiencing. OK, I'm full of shit. You already knew that. But the first of our 25 games jam packed full of song lyrics will salute the wonderful field of photography.... a hobby that is near and dear to my heart since I take so many pictures that need to be run through the shredder...

This game, and this game ONLY will be open an extra day to account for any LSWE stragglers. I will post the answers on Wednesday morning...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

Squirrels on Film - Duran²

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

Big Shot - Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

Jumpin' Jack Flash - The Stones

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

Photograph - Def Leppard

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

Freeze Frame - J. Geils Band

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

Black & White - Three Dog Night

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

Sara Smile - Hall & Oates

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

Turning Japanese - The Vapors

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

Image of Desperation - The Bobs

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

Hey Ya - Outkast

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics.

True Colours - Cyndi Lauper

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 1:15 pm**

Spoiler

[quote="littlebeast13"]Well, here we are again for the 12th straight winter ready to kick off another LSWE! I can just feel all of the excitement among everyone out there. I sure wish I could take a picture of all that built up anticipation you're all experiencing. OK, I'm full of shit. You already knew that. But the first of our 25 games jam packed full of song lyrics will salute the wonderful field of photography.... a hobby that is near and dear to my heart since I take so many pictures that need to be run through the shredder...

This game, and this game ONLY will be open an extra day to account for any LSWE stragglers. I will post the answers on Wednesday morning...

THANK YOU. (Signed) Straggler-in-Chief

Now I better get some right. It's on your head.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

Uh oh. I'm in trouble.

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you had to be a

Big Shot, Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

Jumpin Jack Flash, Rolling Stones

Thanks, Whoopi.

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

Pretty sure I know this one, but it would probably take about 10 minutes, if not all day, to get it. Moving on . . .

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome, Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

See 7.

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

This sorta sounds like it might be that Steely Dan song, but I know it isn't.

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

Uh oh, I'm in trouble.

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

See 11.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics.

Thanks for the reminder with #10, LB! "And when you smile for the camera..." Peg, Steely Dan

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

I really wanted to use a Secretariat photo, but he never had a photo finish. So here are Affirmed and Alydar instead:

Good game!

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Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:01 pm**

JMHO, Frank Tangredi wins the image bonus. I wish I had $5 for every time I've used that line.

Posted: **Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:09 pm**

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

Big Shot - Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

Freeze Frame - J. Geils Band

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

Black and White - Three Dog Night

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

Sara Smile - Hall & Oates

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics. Canon in D - Johann Pachelbel

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:19 am**

Yeah! Lyrically Speaking is back! Now I can finally ignore the political posts...again!

Spoiler

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

THE LIFE OF A PORN STAR-Stormy Daniels

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

BIG SHOT-Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

JUMPIN' JACK FLASH-The Rolling Stones

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

I'M YOUR GROUPIE-Stormy Daniels

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

PHOTOGRAPH-Def Leppard

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

MY LIFE AS PRESIDENT-Donald Trump

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DANCE-The Statue Of Liberty

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

KODACHROME-Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

SARA SMILE-Daryl Hall & John Oates

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

TURNING JAPANESE-The Vapors

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

PICTURE-Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

HEY YA!-Outkast

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics.

PHOTOGRAPH-Ringo Starr

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:00 am**

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire
Girls On Film - Duran Duran (I can't remember if this was the first time I made the very first LSWE song an Annie Bonus song... but it looks like only Esto was ready for it)

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
Big Shot - Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back
Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child
Photograph - Rock And Roll Hall Of Famers Def Leppard

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear
Freeze Frame - J Geils Band

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!
Black And White - Three DOG Night

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall
Kodachrome - Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so
Sara Smile - Hall & Oates

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
Turning Japanese - The Vapors

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
Picture - Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture
Hey Ya! - Outkast

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image! - Nice job everyone! I was actually considering giving this one to Bob for thinking to use Uly, and then Anon had to go and push the limits of good taste on this Bored. I'll overlook it just this once and give him the 5 points... but I will not give out another IBB for a blowjob! At least not this week....

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:03 am**

Why was I not informed of this???

Spoiler

Well, here we are again for the 12th straight winter ready to kick off another LSWE! I can just feel all of the excitement among everyone out there. I sure wish I could take a picture of all that built up anticipation you're all experiencing. OK, I'm full of shit. You already knew that. But the first of our 25 games jam packed full of song lyrics will salute the wonderful field of photography.... a hobby that is near and dear to my heart since I take so many pictures that need to be run through the shredder...

This game, and this game ONLY will be open an extra day to account for any LSWE stragglers. I will post the answers on Wednesday morning...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...

1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire

GIrls on Film - Duran Duran

2. Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home

Big Shot - Billy Joel

3. I was raised by a toothless bearded hag
I was schooled with a strap right across my back

Jumpin' Jack Flash - Rolling Stones

4. I'll be your girl
Backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah 'cause you're my rockstar

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

5. I'd be your lover, if you were there
Put your hurt on me, if you dare
Such a woman, you got style
You make every man feel like a child

Photograph - Def Leppard

6. Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear

Freeze Frame - J Geils Band

7. And now at last we plainly see
We'll have a dance of Liberty, Liberty!

Black and White - Three Dog Night

8. And though my lack of education
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome - Paul Simon

9. If you feel like leaving you know you can go
But why don't you stay until tomorrow?
And if you want to be free, all you have to do is say so

Sara Smile - Hall & Oates

10. I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself

Turning Japanese - The Vapours

11. Been fueling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord, I wonder if I'll ever change my ways

Picture - Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

It must be kizmet, I was listening to my Kid Rock playlist Sunday (yes, I have a Kid Rock playlist, doesn't everybody?)

12. Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Poloroid picture

Hey Ya - Outkast

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a photography reference in the title or lyrics.

Pictures of Lily - The Who

Image Bonus: Show me a photography related image!

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:15 am**

littlebeast13 wrote:1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire
Girls On Film - Duran Duran (I can't remember if this was the first time I made the very first LSWE song an Annie Bonus song... but it looks like only Esto was ready for it)

taptaptap

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Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:23 am**

JJC Points:

Weasel gets a JJC point for annoying photographers...

Panic gets a JJC point for Elvis...

Vandal gets a JJC point for a cheesy image...

Beebs gets a supermax for funny answers, though not as funny as Tuesday's...

AD gets 2 JJC points for Waylon Jennings and cows with Parkinsons...

melly gets a supermax for Three Dong Night...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for Harvey and Nick...

frank gets 2 JJC points for getting Outkast and for a great Krox I didn't think of...

jarnon gets a JJC point for the rare Ed Sheeran song that doesn't make me wretch...

Bob gets 2 JJC points for our favorite photo purveyor...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for Duran² and for copying off melly's image, flipping it horizontally, and removing the photographer's name...

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for WAY TOO MANY "No"s in Big Shot and for not being able to find a unicorn who won by a horn...

Krox gets a JJC point for memories of a classic WWTBAM question about that Zoom show I've never heard of before...

Anon gets a supermax for being the photographer at a redneck wedding...

Earl gets 2 JJC points for kittens and for not being informed the LSWE, which has started in January of every single calendar year since A.D. Two Thousand Aught Eight, was starting again...

Points:

ear 4
Weasel 27+1
Panic 19+1
Vandal 21+1
Beebs 0+5
AD 26+2
melly 23+5
TBone 25+2
frank 25+2
Skoop 15
jarnon 13+1
Hottie 16
Bob 9+2
Esto 30+2
Sprots 13+2
Krox 17+1
Anon 23+5+5
Earl 31+2

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:24 am**

AlphaDummy wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:1. Wider, baby, smile
And you've just made a million
Fuses pumping, live heat
Twisting out on a wire
Girls On Film - Duran Duran (I can't remember if this was the first time I made the very first LSWE song an Annie Bonus song... but it looks like only Esto was ready for it)
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tap

Yeah, I saw that when I went back through the answers for JJC points... I don't know why I didn't remember it other than being a dumbass.

lb13

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:29 am**

littlebeast13 wrote:JJC Points:

Earl gets 2 JJC points for kittens and for not being informed the LSWE, which has started in January of every single calendar year since A.D. Two Thousand Aught Eight, was starting again...

Hey, Dude, I've gathered up the intestinal fortitude to check in here at least three or four times starting in mid-December and saw nothing but political monkey feces flinging and golden vagina posturing for as far as the eye could see......

I should get Extra Bonus Combat Points just for that alone!

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:31 am**

Earl the Squirrel wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:JJC Points:

Earl gets 2 JJC points for kittens and for not being informed the LSWE, which has started in January of every single calendar year since A.D. Two Thousand Aught Eight, was starting again...
Hey, Dude, I've gathered up the intestinal fortitude to check in here at least three or four times starting in mid-December and saw nothing but political monkey feces flinging and golden vagina posturing for as far as the eye could see......

I should get Extra Bonus Combat Points just for that alone!

You should really save gems like "golden vagina posturing" for times when I can give you JJC points for them....

I'm going to inform the Director of Promos that his marketing work is substandard and not reaching my target demographic...

lb13

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:36 am**

littlebeast13 wrote:
Earl the Squirrel wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:JJC Points:

Earl gets 2 JJC points for kittens and for not being informed the LSWE, which has started in January of every single calendar year since A.D. Two Thousand Aught Eight, was starting again...
Hey, Dude, I've gathered up the intestinal fortitude to check in here at least three or four times starting in mid-December and saw nothing but political monkey feces flinging and golden vagina posturing for as far as the eye could see......

I should get Extra Bonus Combat Points just for that alone!

You should really save gems like "golden vagina posturing" for times when I can give you JJC points for them....

I'm going to inform the Director of Promos that his marketing work is substandard and not reaching my target demographic...

lb13

Our market research showed that your target demo is the political monkey feces flinging and golden vagina posturing crowd. Time to fire someone.

Posted: **Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:58 am**

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for WAY TOO MANY "No"s in Big Shot and for not being able to find a unicorn who won by a horn...

Hey! I was singing along and put in the number of nos I sang!

But I don't care -- I'll take the JJC points. And that was a great idea about the unicorn. Wish I'd thought of it.

WWTBAM Bored

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