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Anonymous Cowher wrote:What the *^%*$*^$*$ is with the *&%))^^ parade, anyhow?

I want to see some FOOTBALL!

Hey Billy!!! Great to see you again!

Got anymore sage advice for me to tell my girlfriends down at the beauty parlor?

Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?

Fat Bastard wrote:

British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:This parade lacks a certain sexiness

I'm dead sexy! You're just...dead.

Get your bra back on, THIS MINUTE!!!!!!

And all the rest of you insolent little children..... get back to your desks!!!!

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

Hey, wait a minute! You mean, I really am you... or you are me.... or...??????

Crazy Raspberry Aunts wrote:Oh so where is the picnic.... parade?... oh well, who wants some deviled eggs?

I'll have mine well done!

This parade is a work of outstanding genius

Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??

COOL!!

I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!

Richard Feynman's Ghost wrote:This parade is a work of outstanding genius

MBFFB® disavows all knowledge of this pathetic assembly of merry dumbasses....

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

My time here is limited also. I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Bored Plumber wrote:Starbucks closed their bathrooms down??

COOL!!

I'm gonna double the number of porta-potties this year...I smell a shitload of money comin' my way!

Great! Can you make a twin unit? It's getting kinda lonely in h..... he...... herrree...... Oooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

I just don't know what to say about this cavalcade of MM

SportsFan68 wrote:

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

My time here is limited also. I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!

Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????

Players, report!!! Uh, no?

Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?

PickAndRoll02 wrote:Are you ready for some BASKETBALL?????????????

Players, report!!! Uh, no?

Owners unlock!!! Uh, no?

I guess I'll just have to keep practicing in Fanny's backyard....

Oh, Fanny Dear! I could use a fresh shirt!

Evil Squirrel wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Sybil 26 wrote:Sadly, the rest of me will have to be played by beast--I gotta finish shopping and packing.

Happy Thanksgiving to all, and have fun!

My time here is limited also. I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!

No.

Ick.

Either Heaven has lowered its standards, or I haven't been as good a boy as I thought I was....

SportsFan68 wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:
My time here is limited also. I'll see how many of my pathetic few MMs I can corral and get into the parade in the next half hour or so.

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!

No.

Ick.

Hey I could use some scritches too!!

Maybe Mark won't spot me if I disguise myself as one of the clowns....

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Evil Squirrel wrote:

Don't fret, Sprotsie Baby! We can head out on the town later tonight.... you've got plenty of time to scritch me on my Appleocolype float!

No.

Ick.

Hey I could use some scritches too!!

Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!

I'm feeling a little chill in the air

Evil Raccoon wrote:

Giant Gambian Rat wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:
No.

Ick.

Hey I could use some scritches too!!

Once you get a playful tongue pinch from Holly, you'll never settle for anything else!

Ohhhh, she's a bitch when she does that!

NatteringNabobOfNegativity wrote:Either Heaven has lowered its standards, or I haven't been as good a boy as I thought I was....

Looks like you lost that bet

Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....

TheMichiganBarAssociation wrote:Every Merry Man who marches in this parade will be billed $300 for our services to secure the proper permit for this public parade. We are also confiscating all of the candy as evidence, just in case some crazy lady should attempt to file suit against us....

As long as no cats were harmed in the filming of this parade, you have nothing to fear from me!

Well, maybe a flea infestation....