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Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:53 pm
by TheConfessor
smilergrogan wrote:TheCalvinator24 wrote:smilergrogan wrote:
He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
Sorry I should have known better than to try to be the first person in history to make a lawyer joke. And everybody says I'm at most a partial ass.
I laughed at your lawyer joke without letting it influence my opinion of the profession, so I guess that makes me an impartial ass.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:34 pm
by littlebeast13
smilergrogan wrote:peacock2121 wrote:Try a politician joke next.
sprots loves those.
I think I'll just stick to knock knock. Any Avon ladies or Jehovah's Witnesses here?
Save the meanie occupational humor for the next LSWE where they earn supermaxes.....
lb13
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:38 pm
by Noah's Ark
Bob Juch wrote:I'm glad my pond is too small for anything bigger than a paddle boat.
I know Someone who can take care of that.....
Don't worry, I'm as quiet as a church mouse....
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:39 pm
by Vague Mini
TheCalvinator24 wrote:smilergrogan wrote:peacock2121 wrote:Can you frame the judgement like people frame their first dollar? Or, is that totally uncool?
He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:45 pm
by littlebeast13
Vague Mini wrote:TheCalvinator24 wrote:smilergrogan wrote:
He's a former prosecutor, right? I bet he knows all about framing.
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.
Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me.....
lb13
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:47 pm
by Vague Mini
littlebeast13 wrote:Vague Mini wrote:TheCalvinator24 wrote:
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.
Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me.....
lb13
Those are sympathy laughs...
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:35 pm
by TheCalvinator24
Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm
by themanintheseersuckersuit
At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.
I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:44 pm
by Bob78164
TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
He was just going for the cheap pun, and didn't expect anyone to take it literally. --Bob
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:09 pm
by TheConfessor
TheCalvinator24 wrote:Okay, I generally have a pretty good sense of humor, but somebody's gonna have to explain to me how smiler's joke was not a swipe at my integrity.
Lighten up. He said you would know about framing, not that you ever did it yourself. I would guess that it happens occasionally. There are bad apples in every profession.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:30 pm
by Bob Juch
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:At a cocktail party if someone made that comment about me I would laugh at it, if some one on the street made the same comment I would take offense. This bored is more like a cocktail party to me.
I have often said you can't offend a trial lawyer. (and I include myself in that category)
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Two, everything else is true.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:20 pm
by clem21
Easements suck.
Almost as much as Ithaca.
And Bunny Rabbits.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:55 pm
by ulysses5019
littlebeast13 wrote:Vague Mini wrote:TheCalvinator24 wrote:
I'm going to assume that this was a pathetic attempt at humor, and that you aren't just a total ass.
I thought it was funny, mostly because I know he isn't an ass. Other folks, not so much.
Well, you laugh at my pathetic humor, and I doubt you know of any bigger asses than me.....
lb13
How about snow globe ass?
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:00 am
by MarleysGh0st
clem21 wrote:Easements suck.
Almost as much as Ithaca.
And Bunny Rabbits.
Awwwww. You
have been noticing my posts!
![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:33 am
by peacock2121
clem21 wrote:Easements suck.
Almost as much as Ithaca.
And Bunny Rabbits.
But not as much as Newark.
or Buffalo.
or The Browns.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:11 am
by Flybrick
Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:16 am
by littlebeast13
Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?
lb13
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:46 am
by MarleysGh0st
littlebeast13 wrote:Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?
lb13
Found it.
![Cool 8)](./images/smilies/icon_cool.gif)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:50 am
by a1mamacat
littlebeast13 wrote:Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?
lb13
I can think of one `fur shur`
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:52 am
by littlebeast13
a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:Flybrick wrote:Congrats on the win particularly at such short notice; pity neighbors can be so petty that it devolves to this kind of case.
Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?
lb13
I can think of one `fur shur`
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....
lb13
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:54 am
by a1mamacat
littlebeast13 wrote:a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
Really! Who wouldn't want to look out their window and see this scene......?
lb13
I can think of one `fur shur`
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....
lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:02 am
by littlebeast13
a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:a1mamacat wrote:
I can think of one `fur shur`
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....
lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Well, you can't see very far behind him.....
lb13
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:05 am
by No Eye Deer
littlebeast13 wrote:a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....
lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Well, you can't see very far behind him.....
lb13
True, dat...
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:32 am
by christie1111
littlebeast13 wrote:a1mamacat wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:
She helped inspire it in chat last night. Can't wait until she wakes up and sees it live....
lb13
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Well, you can't see very far behind him.....
lb13
What is in the white box in the upper left corner?
Re: Speaking of lawsuits
Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:41 am
by ulysses5019
christie1111 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:a1mamacat wrote:
Now, if there was a big black fin following ES, she MIGHT like it
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Well, you can't see very far behind him.....
lb13
What is in the white box in the upper left corner?
Handerpants salesman?