Unruly passenger of the day ARF! ARF!!

[MarleysGh0st]

But seriously, don't try to quote stuff you only learned AFTER you made the quoted comment to get off the mamby pamby hook.....

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

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If you're going to keep insisting that I don't get it, explain how your latest statement differs from the reply I quoted.

[SportsFan68]

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

Although you seem to have defenestrated your original stated criterion that audience reaction figures into countdown consideration, no one could possibly appreciate this horrific phonied-up rendition of Mangy Rodents on a Plane.

If audience participation did not play a part in my decisions, Plasma Partner would have never even made the countdown last year.... and I can think of a couple of others this year that will only make it via the opinion poll factor.....

But maybe we can get the Director of Promos to take you up on that Squirrels on a Plane idea.....

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Good -- then it's starring Uly. Whew!

[christie1111]

But seriously, don't try to quote stuff you only learned AFTER you made the quoted comment to get off the mamby pamby hook.....

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

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Found it!

[littlebeast13]

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

If you're going to keep insisting that I don't get it, explain how your latest statement differs from the reply I quoted.

Your statement basically says laws should be enforced to the letter.... which I don't necessarily agree with....

My statement says that we don't look the other way when other people get hurt based on the sympathy factor (aka, someone's poor, dear, 89 year old grandma would NEVER do anything worth getting arrested for).....

Based on the circumstances you have pointed out to me 4237894733 times, maybe it didn't actually warrant any criminal charges.... BUT...... you didn't know that when you made that the original statement!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, I can only take that to mean that even if she callously let her dog out, based on her age and the obvious "outrage" it would cause, she shouldn't be run in......




Are we clear yet?

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[littlebeast13]

Although you seem to have defenestrated your original stated criterion that audience reaction figures into countdown consideration, no one could possibly appreciate this horrific phonied-up rendition of Mangy Rodents on a Plane.

If audience participation did not play a part in my decisions, Plasma Partner would have never even made the countdown last year.... and I can think of a couple of others this year that will only make it via the opinion poll factor.....

But maybe we can get the Director of Promos to take you up on that Squirrels on a Plane idea.....

lb13

Good -- then it's starring Uly. Whew!

He ain't on the plane by himself, you know......

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[FannytheBull]

But seriously, don't try to quote stuff you only learned AFTER you made the quoted comment to get off the mamby pamby hook.....

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

Apples and oranges, Marley. One has nothing to do with the other. The better comparison is that she takes her dog into a public place, not in a proper carrier but in a glorified purse (why is that people with those yip yip dogs think that they can tote them around anywhere, anyway? It's made for some stellar JJ episodes....), the dog escapes and bites at least two people.

Violations on an airplane are always treated more seriously than elsewhere, because they have the potential for more disastrous results.

And probably her advanced age is the reason that she was allowed to take the dog on board without him being in an FAA-approved carrier in the first place. (I think it's FAA, it's been a long time since I've seen an episode of Airline.)

[FannytheBull]

But seriously, don't try to quote stuff you only learned AFTER you made the quoted comment to get off the mamby pamby hook.....

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

Ha! I hadn't read any of this thread before and I thought that ES was going to the Auburn game with Kiki under the pseudonym Boy Howdy. I guess this explains why Sprots was on a plane to Arizona......

[littlebeast13]

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

Ha! I hadn't read any of this thread before and I thought that ES was going to the Auburn game with Kiki under the pseudonym Boy Howdy. I guess this explains why Sprots was on a plane to Arizona......

That's an even better backstory for this avatar than the real one.....

And no wonder Kiki's trip is so expensive.... how much does it cost to carry on a squirrel?

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[FannytheBull]

If audience participation did not play a part in my decisions, Plasma Partner would have never even made the countdown last year.... and I can think of a couple of others this year that will only make it via the opinion poll factor.....

But maybe we can get the Director of Promos to take you up on that Squirrels on a Plane idea.....

lb13

Good -- then it's starring Uly. Whew!

He ain't on the plane by himself, you know......

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Uly L. Jackson: I'm tired of these motherfudgin' squirrels on this motherfudgin' plane!

Sprotsie Wallace: I'm going to get medieval on their asses!

[littlebeast13]

Good -- then it's starring Uly. Whew!

He ain't on the plane by himself, you know......

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Uly L. Jackson: I'm tired of these motherfudgin' squirrels on this motherfudgin' plane!

Sprotsie Wallace: I'm going to get medieval on their asses!

The promo pretty much writes itself......

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[MarleysGh0st]

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

If you're going to keep insisting that I don't get it, explain how your latest statement differs from the reply I quoted.

Your statement basically says laws should be enforced to the letter.... which I don't necessarily agree with....

My statement says that we don't look the other way when other people get hurt based on the sympathy factor (aka, someone's poor, dear, 89 year old grandma would NEVER do anything worth getting arrested for).....

Based on the circumstances you have pointed out to me 4237894733 times, maybe it didn't actually warrant any criminal charges.... BUT...... you didn't know that when you made that the original statement!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, I can only take that to mean that even if she callously let her dog out, based on her age and the obvious "outrage" it would cause, she shouldn't be run in......




Are we clear yet?

lb13

Thank you so much. Your exaggeration of the number of replies and your usage of numerous exclamation points make it so much clearer.

At the risk of being accused once more of rampant revisionism of my statements, even though I did not originally search for additional articles to clarify the situation, my initial impression when reading the OP was that the situation might not have been as outrageous as some others were reading it. I did not necessarily agree with the impression that the old lady had taken deliberate and callous actions that warranted legal action. My apologies if I did not spell out every nuance of what I was thinking in my original reply. If evidence had been brought forward that she had trained her little pooch to be an attack dog and had, in fact, released it with the intent of raising havoc, I would have withdrawn my suggestion.

I'll react with outrage like a good little member of the angry mob, from now on.

[SportsFan68]

No, I get it. In your world, people should never be let off the hook for any violation, for any reason.

"You were going 56 MPH in a 55 zone, buddy, and now you're going to pay!"

No, you don't get it.....

There is no magic age upon which you are too old or senile to be wearing handcuffs when you screw up...... and that is the whole issue I had with your quote that started this little spat.... though it did get us another avatar for consideration this year....

lb13

Ha! I hadn't read any of this thread before and I thought that ES was going to the Auburn game with Kiki under the pseudonym Boy Howdy. I guess this explains why Sprots was on a plane to Arizona......

Sprots wasn't on a plane to Arizona.

Sprots wasn't on a plane.

Keep mangy rodents away from Sprots.

Crawlspace Fanny must win.

[SportsFan68]

Good -- then it's starring Uly. Whew!

He ain't on the plane by himself, you know......

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Uly L. Jackson: I'm tired of these motherfudgin' squirrels on this motherfudgin' plane!

Sprotsie Wallace: I'm going to get medieval on their asses!

That is a terrible idea.

Keep mangy rodents away from me.

[a1mamacat]

I brought popcorn...


who has the Pepsi?????

[Angry Village Mob]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

[ulysses5019]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

At least one of the squirrels is flying...

[a1mamacat]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

At least one of the squirrels is flying...

Found it!

[littlebeast13]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

I don't think the mob's gonna be able to get past the patdown.....

lb13

[kayrharris]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

I don't think the mob's gonna be able to get past the patdown.....

lb13

I have been so busy getting my house put back together, I'm just catching up on threads.
I wondered where ES was going, however, it never entered my mind it might be the BSC bowl game. I knew that wasn't me in the seat in front of ES. Just saying..


kay

[littlebeast13]

The mob is hunting for little ole ladies and loose squirrels today.

I don't think the mob's gonna be able to get past the patdown.....

lb13

I have been so busy getting my house put back together, I'm just catching up on threads.
I wondered where ES was going, however, it never entered my mind it might be the BSC bowl game. I knew that wasn't me in the seat in front of ES. Just saying..


kay

So you have your feet propped up on the cage and you are claiming ignorance of ES as he ruthlessly begs the other passengers for scritches!?!?!?!?

You better hope Officer Marley responds to this case.....

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[MarleysGh0st]

You better hope Officer Marley responds to this case.....

Who cares about a loose squirrel when there's a gremlin (or something) on the wing?

[littlebeast13]

You better hope Officer Marley responds to this case.....

Who cares about a loose squirrel when there's a gremlin (or something) on the wing?

YAY!!!! Someone commented on the Easter egg I threw in......

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[kayrharris]

I don't think the mob's gonna be able to get past the patdown.....

lb13

I have been so busy getting my house put back together, I'm just catching up on threads.
I wondered where ES was going, however, it never entered my mind it might be the BSC bowl game. I knew that wasn't me in the seat in front of ES. Just saying..


kay

So you have your feet propped up on the cage and you are claiming ignorance of ES as he ruthlessly begs the other passengers for scritches!?!?!?!?

You better hope Officer Marley responds to this case.....

lb13

If that's me, what is that weird thing on top of my head?

kay

[Estonut]

What kind of mamby pamby world are you living in?

I figured Fanny would pick up this one, because we both live in the kind of namby-pamby world where proper spelling and use of colloquial expressions is important(, you jackwagon).

[littlebeast13]

What kind of mamby pamby world are you living in?

I figured Fanny would pick up this one, because we both live in the kind of namby-pamby world where proper spelling and use of colloquial expressions is important(, you jackwagon).

It sure sounds like an M sound to me when I hear it......

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