I'm About To Inherit a Ping Pong Table...

[littlebeast13]

I just didn't keep my bottle of Electric Youth. I do have my hair crimper though, maybe we could all arrange an 80's swap session...

I can probably still get the EY from Sister #4, though I have no use for a hair crimper. I have heard there are some cool concert pics from that era I might be interested in though......

lb13

I'm not offering the hair crimper to you....silly. The concert pictures will never see the light of day. I indulged you with the tiara shot, but that's it.

I can't tell which one's you..............



lb13

[littlebeast13]

If you took up a hobby, you would find a big table very helpful.

I don't think it will help with your squirrel watching hobby though.

But if you wanted to take up quilting it would be very useful!



Or maybe you could get one of those 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzles and start putting it together.

I already have a table in my spare room, which I have already used a few times in failed attempts to expand ES's artistic spectrum.....

I don't think the ping pong table would even fit in there.... there's only room in the living room, and that's a silly place to play ping pong....

lb13

[christie1111]

If you took up a hobby, you would find a big table very helpful.

I don't think it will help with your squirrel watching hobby though.

But if you wanted to take up quilting it would be very useful!



Or maybe you could get one of those 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzles and start putting it together.

I already have a table in my spare room, which I have already used a few times in failed attempts to expand ES's artistic spectrum.....

I don't think the ping pong table would even fit in there.... there's only room in the living room, and that's a silly place to play ping pong....

lb13

Is it one that folds up in the middle?

Ours does. That way you can play alone. And your reflexes get faster since it comes back at you much faster.

[littlebeast13]

If you took up a hobby, you would find a big table very helpful.

I don't think it will help with your squirrel watching hobby though.

But if you wanted to take up quilting it would be very useful!



Or maybe you could get one of those 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzles and start putting it together.

I already have a table in my spare room, which I have already used a few times in failed attempts to expand ES's artistic spectrum.....

I don't think the ping pong table would even fit in there.... there's only room in the living room, and that's a silly place to play ping pong....

lb13

Is it one that folds up in the middle?

Ours does. That way you can play alone. And your reflexes get faster since it comes back at you much faster.

I haven't taken a good look at it.... I just know it looked like a monstrosity.....

I guess I'll find out tomorrow.....

lb13

[sunflower]

I can probably still get the EY from Sister #4, though I have no use for a hair crimper. I have heard there are some cool concert pics from that era I might be interested in though......

lb13

I'm not offering the hair crimper to you....silly. The concert pictures will never see the light of day. I indulged you with the tiara shot, but that's it.

I can't tell which one's you..............



lb13

Really? Or are you kidding?

[littlebeast13]

I'm not offering the hair crimper to you....silly. The concert pictures will never see the light of day. I indulged you with the tiara shot, but that's it.

I can't tell which one's you..............



lb13

Really? Or are you kidding?

I would recognize your adorable face anywhere.....

Yes, I was kidding!

lb13

[sunflower]

If you took up a hobby, you would find a big table very helpful.

I don't think it will help with your squirrel watching hobby though.

But if you wanted to take up quilting it would be very useful!



Or maybe you could get one of those 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzles and start putting it together.

I already have a table in my spare room, which I have already used a few times in failed attempts to expand ES's artistic spectrum.....

I don't think the ping pong table would even fit in there.... there's only room in the living room, and that's a silly place to play ping pong....

lb13

Is it one that folds up in the middle?

Ours does. That way you can play alone. And your reflexes get faster since it comes back at you much faster.

How does folding it in half help you play alone? There is still no one on the other side to return the ball?!

[christie1111]

I already have a table in my spare room, which I have already used a few times in failed attempts to expand ES's artistic spectrum.....

I don't think the ping pong table would even fit in there.... there's only room in the living room, and that's a silly place to play ping pong....

lb13

Is it one that folds up in the middle?

Ours does. That way you can play alone. And your reflexes get faster since it comes back at you much faster.

How does folding it in half help you play alone? There is still no one on the other side to return the ball?!

You fold it up at the net. So it is like an L. You hit against the other side and the ball comes back at you.

[sunflower]

Is it one that folds up in the middle?

Ours does. That way you can play alone. And your reflexes get faster since it comes back at you much faster.

How does folding it in half help you play alone? There is still no one on the other side to return the ball?!

You fold it up at the net. So it is like an L. You hit against the other side and the ball comes back at you.

Ooooohhhh fold it up! I was just imagining half a table and wondering why that would be anymore useful than a full table! Duh.

[littlebeast13]

How does folding it in half help you play alone? There is still no one on the other side to return the ball?!

You fold it up at the net. So it is like an L. You hit against the other side and the ball comes back at you.

Ooooohhhh fold it up! I was just imagining half a table and wondering why that would be anymore useful than a full table! Duh.

It might be a nice way to take out frustrations...... I could paint certain people on the ball.....

lb13

[sunflower]

You fold it up at the net. So it is like an L. You hit against the other side and the ball comes back at you.

Ooooohhhh fold it up! I was just imagining half a table and wondering why that would be anymore useful than a full table! Duh.

It might be a nice way to take out frustrations...... I could paint certain people on the ball.....

lb13

A dart board is SO much more therapeutic...not that I know or anything...

[littlebeast13]

Ooooohhhh fold it up! I was just imagining half a table and wondering why that would be anymore useful than a full table! Duh.

It might be a nice way to take out frustrations...... I could paint certain people on the ball.....

lb13

A dart board is SO much more therapeutic...not that I know or anything...

But if you knew I had a dartboard, I probably wouldn't get any more pictures of you...........

lb13

[sunflower]

It might be a nice way to take out frustrations...... I could paint certain people on the ball.....

lb13

A dart board is SO much more therapeutic...not that I know or anything...

But if you knew I had a dartboard, I probably wouldn't get any more pictures of you...........

lb13

Throw darts at my picture, I don't care. You're talking to the girl who runs screaming from the room if anyone tries to turn on her WWTBAM show...

[littlebeast13]

A dart board is SO much more therapeutic...not that I know or anything...

But if you knew I had a dartboard, I probably wouldn't get any more pictures of you...........

lb13

Throw darts at my picture, I don't care. You're talking to the girl who runs screaming from the room if anyone tries to turn on her WWTBAM show...

I need to get a huge wallpaper of that $25,000 smile..........................

Maybe you would sign it for me......

lb13

[sunflower]

But if you knew I had a dartboard, I probably wouldn't get any more pictures of you...........

lb13

Throw darts at my picture, I don't care. You're talking to the girl who runs screaming from the room if anyone tries to turn on her WWTBAM show...

I need to get a huge wallpaper of that $25,000 smile..........................

Maybe you would sign it for me......

lb13

My official press photo at $25,000, fine. That mutant photo that is floating around out there, I would be happy to burn for you.

[littlebeast13]

Throw darts at my picture, I don't care. You're talking to the girl who runs screaming from the room if anyone tries to turn on her WWTBAM show...

I need to get a huge wallpaper of that $25,000 smile..........................

Maybe you would sign it for me......

lb13

My official press photo at $25,000, fine. That mutant photo that is floating around out there, I would be happy to burn for you.

Never! The only picture of you that even comes close to that one's adorability and cuteness is the one of you on the bunny.....

Of course, there are other pictures in my mind that you won't let me see that may challenge them......

lb13

[sunflower]

I need to get a huge wallpaper of that $25,000 smile..........................

Maybe you would sign it for me......

lb13

My official press photo at $25,000, fine. That mutant photo that is floating around out there, I would be happy to burn for you.

Never! The only picture of you that even comes close to that one's adorability and cuteness is the one of you on the bunny.....

Of course, there are other pictures in my mind that you won't let me see that may challenge them......

lb13

The bunny picture I like...the one of me where I suddenly remembered I was supposed to be crazy excited and did my stupid little fist shaking thing...is heinous.

[littlebeast13]

My official press photo at $25,000, fine. That mutant photo that is floating around out there, I would be happy to burn for you.

Never! The only picture of you that even comes close to that one's adorability and cuteness is the one of you on the bunny.....

Of course, there are other pictures in my mind that you won't let me see that may challenge them......

lb13

The bunny picture I like...the one of me where I suddenly remembered I was supposed to be crazy excited and did my stupid little fist shaking thing...is heinous.

My pictures are heinous.... they are used to scare little children or replace missing pictures hanging in the post office.....

lb13

[sunflower]

Never! The only picture of you that even comes close to that one's adorability and cuteness is the one of you on the bunny.....

Of course, there are other pictures in my mind that you won't let me see that may challenge them......

lb13

The bunny picture I like...the one of me where I suddenly remembered I was supposed to be crazy excited and did my stupid little fist shaking thing...is heinous.

My pictures are heinous.... they are used to scare little children or replace missing pictures hanging in the post office.....

lb13

That picture, along with one picture of me with cousin from CA, when I was fat...I really just can't look at either of those pictures. I get a chill just thinking about it.

[littlebeast13]

The bunny picture I like...the one of me where I suddenly remembered I was supposed to be crazy excited and did my stupid little fist shaking thing...is heinous.

My pictures are heinous.... they are used to scare little children or replace missing pictures hanging in the post office.....

lb13

That picture, along with one picture of me with cousin from CA, when I was fat...I really just can't look at either of those pictures. I get a chill just thinking about it.

If there was ever a picture of me I liked, maybe outside of my cute little kid days, I can't recall it.....

Maybe I would like one better if I were standing next to somebody.......

lb13

[sunflower]

My pictures are heinous.... they are used to scare little children or replace missing pictures hanging in the post office.....

lb13

That picture, along with one picture of me with cousin from CA, when I was fat...I really just can't look at either of those pictures. I get a chill just thinking about it.

If there was ever a picture of me I liked, maybe outside of my cute little kid days, I can't recall it.....

Maybe I would like one better if I were standing next to somebody.......

lb13

You have to practice....ask Hottie about my photo posing lessons...

There should be about 7649783 new photos up on my Facebook page at some point, I think I was in every picture taken last night.

[ulysses5019]

Don't forget to pay your inheritance taxes on the table.

[littlebeast13]

That picture, along with one picture of me with cousin from CA, when I was fat...I really just can't look at either of those pictures. I get a chill just thinking about it.

If there was ever a picture of me I liked, maybe outside of my cute little kid days, I can't recall it.....

Maybe I would like one better if I were standing next to somebody.......

lb13

You have to practice....ask Hottie about my photo posing lessons...

There should be about 7649783 new photos up on my Facebook page at some point, I think I was in every picture taken last night.

You'll have to show me yourself.....

And now you're gonna make me trudge over to Facebook again? Sigh.....

lb13

[sunflower]

If there was ever a picture of me I liked, maybe outside of my cute little kid days, I can't recall it.....

Maybe I would like one better if I were standing next to somebody.......

lb13

You have to practice....ask Hottie about my photo posing lessons...

There should be about 7649783 new photos up on my Facebook page at some point, I think I was in every picture taken last night.

You'll have to show me yourself.....

And now you're gonna make me trudge over to Facebook again? Sigh.....

lb13

I'm not gonna make you do anything...

Anyway, I don't give photo posing lessons to just anyone. There's a waiting list right now. But I figured it out for myself, so I bet you can too...but practice really is required in order to consistently take a good photo. Not that I always do, but I've learned at least how to prevent fake double chins and stuff like that.

[tlynn78]

Ping pong tables are great for putting food out on at parties. Some ping pong tables will fold up one-half so one can play by oneself.
You can throw a tablecloth over it and call it a dining room table. AD needs to do a top ten uses for a ping pong table list.


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