Alert!

[Sisyphean Fan]

"This is the right stage to not fall off on"

Words to live by.....

I love Russian Mom.

"Once she's up there, Jayne might go rogue...."

[kayrharris]

Jayne is a spoiled brat....sorry, jmho.

[Sisyphean Fan]

Jayne is a spoiled brat....sorry, jmho.

What do you expect? She's a rogue.

And a Russian one at that!

[sunflower]

Does he sing this song in every episode? If so, I'll have to start giving them a 3 minute delay so I can fast forward through this part.

[kayrharris]

That's pretty bad, isn't it?? I used that time to refill my beverage.

[AnnieCamaro]

I would be very good at this sort of contest, if my mom would drive me.

1. I am naturally beautiful, with lovely brown eyes.
2. I am friendly and outgoing. Everybody likes me.
3. I am talented. Although I can't dance after breaking my legs, I can sing. When I sing to myself at the dog hotel, all the two-footers come to listen to me.
4. I am intelligent, well-read and poised, so I'm sure I could do well in the interview part, if the judges can understand my accent.
5. Every contestant needs a pretty and sparkly dress. I have one! My beautiful princess dress that Miss Christie made for me meets all the criteria. It has Wow Factor plus Zowie!
6. Nobody ever has asked these tv girls if they are registered with the AKC. That's the thing that's always kept me out of dog beauty pageants on television.
7. I've already proven that I know how to wear a crown!

I would so rock! That almost makes me feel sorry for these little girls and their mothers. Still, the little girls would love me anyway.

/ \

[sunflower]

I would be very good at this sort of contest, if my mom would drive me.

1. I am naturally beautiful, with lovely brown eyes.
2. I am friendly and outgoing. Everybody likes me.
3. I am talented. Although I can't dance after breaking my legs, I can sing. When I sing to myself at the dog hotel, all the two-footers come to listen to me.
4. I am intelligent, well-read and poised, so I'm sure I could do well in the interview part, if the judges can understand my accent.
5. Every contestant needs a pretty and sparkly dress. I have one! My beautiful princess dress that Miss Christie made for me meets all the criteria. It has Wow Factor plus Zowie!
6. Nobody ever has asked these tv girls if they are registered with the AKC. That's the thing that's always kept me out of dog beauty pageants on television.
7. I've already proven that I know how to wear a crown!

I would so rock! That almost makes me feel sorry for these little girls and their mothers. Still, the little girls would love me anyway.

/ \

Oh, Annie, I think you are a shoe in!!!

But don't feel the need to keep watching your weight just for the pageants, everyone should love you just the way you are!

[AnnieCamaro]

But don't feel the need to keep watching your weight just for the pageants, everyone should love you just the way you are!

Thank you, Miss Sun. I'm not watching my weight for pageants. Mostly, I always wanted a log of my own.

/ \

[ulysses5019]

But don't feel the need to keep watching your weight just for the pageants, everyone should love you just the way you are!

Thank you, Miss Sun. I'm not watching my weight for pageants. Mostly, I always wanted a log of my own.

/ \

Sorry, I've seen plenty of dog logs.

[littlebeast13]

Don't take much, does it? She's so easy.....

Yeah, I am....

She's one of us!!!

Um, she isn't on Social Security yet.....

lb13

[cindy.wellman]

OK, watching my first episode. I turned it on mid-episode, but it shouldn't take long to understand it.

[cindy.wellman]

OK, watching my first episode. I turned it on mid-episode, but it shouldn't take long to understand it.

First episode EVAH! lol

[sunflower]

OK, watching my first episode. I turned it on mid-episode, but it shouldn't take long to understand it.

Yeah, it didn't take long to catch on. Once you get "wow wear" you're all set. It's not on here anymore, which is good, I watched too many episodes and now feel like I need to wear an excessive amount of makeup.

[cindy.wellman]

OK, watching my first episode. I turned it on mid-episode, but it shouldn't take long to understand it.

Yeah, it didn't take long to catch on. Once you get "wow wear" you're all set. It's not on here anymore, which is good, I watched too many episodes and now feel like I need to wear an excessive amount of makeup.

The "Oh you beautiful doll" song was more than a little creepy.


"I want to hug you but I'm afraid I might break you!"

[sunflower]

OK, watching my first episode. I turned it on mid-episode, but it shouldn't take long to understand it.

Yeah, it didn't take long to catch on. Once you get "wow wear" you're all set. It's not on here anymore, which is good, I watched too many episodes and now feel like I need to wear an excessive amount of makeup.

The "Oh you beautiful doll" song was more than a little creepy.


"I want to hug you but I'm afraid I might break you!"

Yeah it was. By the last episode I watched, I was really thinking that even though I thought that pageant host was gay, it still felt wrong that a man was singing that song about little girls.

[cindy.wellman]

Oooh, they just found the li'l gal in GASTONIA!

[cindy.wellman]

Sam left the room and said she was creeped out.

Eric is still watching with me. LOL I think he's waiting to use the "I watched this so now we're going to watch a marathon of 'How it's made'. "

[Sisyphean Fan]

Sam left the room and said she was creeped out.

Eric is still watching with me. LOL I think he's waiting to use the "I watched this so now we're going to watch a marathon of 'How it's made'. "

The Shelby v. Hadlie Showdown just took the starch right out of me. I was hoping beyond hope that Shelby would, if not win, at least make it into the finalist group.

But, once again, classism rears its ugly head and LIttle Miss Entourage has it made......

[sunflower]

Sam left the room and said she was creeped out.

Eric is still watching with me. LOL I think he's waiting to use the "I watched this so now we're going to watch a marathon of 'How it's made'. "

The Shelby v. Hadlie Showdown just took the starch right out of me. I was hoping beyond hope that Shelby would, if not win, at least make it into the finalist group.

But, once again, classism rears its ugly head and LIttle Miss Entourage has it made......

Yeah, that was the last one I watched.

[kayrharris]

Yeah, I am....

She's one of us!!!

Um, she isn't on Social Security yet.....

lb13

Found another one you never thought I see, huh??!???

[ulysses5019]

She's one of us!!!

Um, she isn't on Social Security yet.....

lb13

Found another one you never thought I see, huh??!???

Have you found my avatar change yet?

[kayrharris]

Um, she isn't on Social Security yet.....

lb13

Found another one you never thought I see, huh??!???

Have you found my avatar change yet?

I haven't had the time to look. I'll start looking now.

[Bob78164]

When I saw the thread title I thought we'd gained a new convert to duplicate bridge. --Bob

[SportsFan68]

When I saw the thread title I thought we'd gained a new convert to duplicate bridge. --Bob

LOL! I thought it was gonna be a "watch the Nuggets" alert.

[Sisyphean Fan]

When I saw the thread title I thought we'd gained a new convert to duplicate bridge. --Bob

LOL! I thought it was gonna be a "watch the Nuggets" alert.

I assuming that "alert" is some bridge term? I have no interest in learning bridge.

Unfortunately, the only way a Nuggets thread would have 50 posts is if I made 48 of them and Kiki and Christie both made one just to humour me.....