Clearly

[Beebs52]

Psyllium husks. And plenty of them.

But, but, an impacted hijinx isn't necessarily a bad thing, right? Depends on the impactor, right?
I can see where this could totally derail.

Oh, you don't want to end up in the hospital and have the intern with the short, stubby fingers draw the short straw in the disimpaction sweepstakes.

There are hijinx specialists?!!11? Holy crap. So to speak.

[Sisyphean Fan]

But, but, an impacted hijinx isn't necessarily a bad thing, right? Depends on the impactor, right?
I can see where this could totally derail.

Oh, you don't want to end up in the hospital and have the intern with the short, stubby fingers draw the short straw in the disimpaction sweepstakes.

There are hijinx specialists?!!11? Holy crap. So to speak.

My doctor once told me that they determined who the disimpaction specialist was by which intern had the longest fingers.

Psyllium! I'm telling you!!!1

[Beebs52]

Oh, you don't want to end up in the hospital and have the intern with the short, stubby fingers draw the short straw in the disimpaction sweepstakes.

There are hijinx specialists?!!11? Holy crap. So to speak.

My doctor once told me that they determined who the disimpaction specialist was by which intern had the longest fingers.

Psyllium! I'm telling you!!!1

I'M not impacted! We're talking all the hijinxii around here! I don't need no stinkini' psyllium!
In fact the pizza I ate just before going to bed last night after not being able to sleep performs magically. (Is that one of those magical things women do to stay magical?)

[Sisyphean Fan]

There are hijinx specialists?!!11? Holy crap. So to speak.

My doctor once told me that they determined who the disimpaction specialist was by which intern had the longest fingers.

Psyllium! I'm telling you!!!1

I'M not impacted! We're talking all the hijinxii around here! I don't need no stinkini' psyllium!
In fact the pizza I ate just before going to bed last night after not being able to sleep performs magically. (Is that one of those magical things women do to stay magical?)

Oh, you were just asking for a "friend". I get it.

Fiber, it's magic!

[Beebs52]

My doctor once told me that they determined who the disimpaction specialist was by which intern had the longest fingers.

Psyllium! I'm telling you!!!1

I'M not impacted! We're talking all the hijinxii around here! I don't need no stinkini' psyllium!
In fact the pizza I ate just before going to bed last night after not being able to sleep performs magically. (Is that one of those magical things women do to stay magical?)

Oh, you were just asking for a "friend". I get it.

Fiber, it's magic!

It's a good thing no one else is in my office right now.

[Jeemie]

My morning's absence has not impacted any hijinx.

BUT we still missed you!

Fanny was absent?

[Jeemie]

Or carryings on, for that matter.

Who dropped an acid speedball in Joanie "Hooligan" Cunningham's cocoa this morning?

She learned the joy of gratuitous posting! No topic off limits!

I like to think I helped enlighten her on that!

Hijacking her threads got me into the top fifty.

[ulysses5019]

This whole thread cracked me up.

Not so clearly to you and very clearly to those around me.

Try the Brazilian waxing thread.