I just did something both wonderful and stoopid

[Otto Censor]

That's it! I'm locking this thread!

The language! The pictures! The posters! The sex toys!

*faint*

I am beyond appalled at the nature of this thread!

Hey Johnny Boy, after you lock that thread, come on down and I'll give you the key to my chastity belt.....

You lost it in Fayetteville. I found it when I was on a....surveillance job. Yeah, that's it!

[Duh Mass]

That's it! I'm locking this thread!

The language! The pictures! The posters! The sex toys!

*faint*

I am beyond appalled at the nature of this thread!

Hey Johnny Boy, after you lock that thread, come on down and I'll give you the key to my chastity belt.....

You lost it in Fayetteville. I found it when I was on a....surveillance job. Yeah, that's it!

And you told me you were just rounding up insurgents and undesirables! No wonder we never accomplished our mission...

[Otto Censor]

I am beyond appalled at the nature of this thread!

Hey Johnny Boy, after you lock that thread, come on down and I'll give you the key to my chastity belt.....

You lost it in Fayetteville. I found it when I was on a....surveillance job. Yeah, that's it!

And you told me you were just rounding up insurgents and undesirables! No wonder we never accomplished our mission...

I thought you said "desirables"! I was just following orders!

[MinisterOfPropaganda]

You lost it in Fayetteville. I found it when I was on a....surveillance job. Yeah, that's it!

And you told me you were just rounding up insurgents and undesirables! No wonder we never accomplished our mission...

I thought you said "desirables"! I was just following orders!

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby warn you...... that excuse doesn't work in the end....

I heard Argentina's lovely this time of the year....

[Otto Censor]

And you told me you were just rounding up insurgents and undesirables! No wonder we never accomplished our mission...

I thought you said "desirables"! I was just following orders!

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby warn you...... that excuse doesn't work in the end....

I heard Argentina's lovely this time of the year....

What currency do they use there, or do the desirables take Yankee dollars?

[Loco Rovo]

I thought you said "desirables"! I was just following orders!

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby warn you...... that excuse doesn't work in the end....

I heard Argentina's lovely this time of the year....

What currency do they use there, or do the desirables take Yankee dollars?

I believe the currency is sheep. The most fun you can have with your money....

[Chukwuma Charles Soludo]

As Minister of Propaganda, I hereby warn you...... that excuse doesn't work in the end....

I heard Argentina's lovely this time of the year....

What currency do they use there, or do the desirables take Yankee dollars?

I believe the currency is sheep. The most fun you can have with your money....

Send me all of your US dollars and I will convert it into highly prized Nigerian funds!

You can keep the sheep...

[Where's Beast?]

What currency do they use there, or do the desirables take Yankee dollars?

I believe the currency is sheep. The most fun you can have with your money....

Send me all of your US dollars and I will convert it into highly prized Nigerian funds!

You can keep the sheep...

Are those highly prized Nigerian funds trackable?

[Lurking Bill]

I believe the currency is sheep. The most fun you can have with your money....

Send me all of your US dollars and I will convert it into highly prized Nigerian funds!

You can keep the sheep...

Are those highly prized Nigerian funds trackable?

Only if the Tattoed Whores have computer access and get off their lazy asses long enough to enter the bills!

[Obscenely Rich Bastard]

Send me all of your US dollars and I will convert it into highly prized Nigerian funds!

You can keep the sheep...

Are those highly prized Nigerian funds trackable?

Only if the Tattoed Whores have computer access and get off their lazy asses long enough to enter the bills!

Thankfully, they rarely ever do. Most of my floozies are too stupid to even know how to turn a computer on....

[ulysses5019]

Are those highly prized Nigerian funds trackable?

Only if the Tattoed Whores have computer access and get off their lazy asses long enough to enter the bills!

Thankfully, they rarely ever do. Most of my floozies are too stupid to even know how to turn a computer on....

There are other ways to turn a computer on.

[Mini [Bot]]

Only if the Tattoed Whores have computer access and get off their lazy asses long enough to enter the bills!

Thankfully, they rarely ever do. Most of my floozies are too stupid to even know how to turn a computer on....

There are other ways to turn a computer on.

Is that a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me....?

[Bob Juch]

Thankfully, they rarely ever do. Most of my floozies are too stupid to even know how to turn a computer on....

There are other ways to turn a computer on.

Is that a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me....?

It's a memory stick.

[WebTVThingie]

Thankfully, they rarely ever do. Most of my floozies are too stupid to even know how to turn a computer on....

There are other ways to turn a computer on.

Is that a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me....?

What do you think about us older guys with obsolete equipment? I may not have a big hard drive, but I got a lot of RAM if you know what i mean.....

[Mini [Bot]]

There are other ways to turn a computer on.

Is that a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me....?

What do you think about us older guys with obsolete equipment? I may not have a big hard drive, but I got a lot of RAM if you know what i mean.....

Obsolete is right! It's been years since I've seen such a floppy disk!

Loser...

[kayrharris]

Lord, the stuff I miss while putting Chapman to sleep. I fell asleep myself thanks to the damn tornado
sirens going off a the crack of dawn this morning. Glad to see you all had fun!!

[cindy.wellman]

Goodness!

[cindy.wellman]

I hope you have a lot of fun on your trip, KT.

[ulysses5019]

Once pea sees how this thread is going I predict she will say, "byte me".

[Mini [Bot]]

Once pea sees how this thread is going I predict she will say, "byte me".

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

[littlebeast13]

Once pea sees how this thread is going I predict she will say, "byte me".

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

Like I said, you pay my salary, I'll be here at your disposal 24/7.....

I'll be patiently awaiting my first check....

lb13

[Mini [Bot]]

Once pea sees how this thread is going I predict she will say, "byte me".

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

Like I said, you pay my salary, I'll be here at your disposal 24/7.....

I'll be patiently awaiting my first check....

lb13

Now I really have to win the MegaMillions! It's a bummer when I get some free time to play and my partners in crime are too busy or too broke to join in. I can't drag my sister off to Vegas and I can't lure you into extended Merriment....

[ulysses5019]

Once pea sees how this thread is going I predict she will say, "byte me".

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

Like I said, you pay my salary, I'll be here at your disposal 24/7.....

I'll be patiently awaiting my first check....

lb13

Both you and rexer.

[Mini [Bot]]

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

Like I said, you pay my salary, I'll be here at your disposal 24/7.....

I'll be patiently awaiting my first check....

lb13

Both you and rexer.

Rexer gets cash. Tax avoidance deal...

[littlebeast13]

That's what I was trying to goad WTVT into saying, but he had the nerve to actually go in to work like he was supposed to!

He ignored my weapons of mass distraction...

Like I said, you pay my salary, I'll be here at your disposal 24/7.....

I'll be patiently awaiting my first check....

lb13

Now I really have to win the MegaMillions! It's a bummer when I get some free time to play and my partners in crime are too busy or too broke to join in. I can't drag my sister off to Vegas and I can't lure you into extended Merriment....

All you got to do is send your husband out on a trip every Wednesday and make sure he doesn't come back until Friday night. Fanny is more than happy to accomodate my hectic schedule. Just because you can't make yourself available on MY terms isn't my fault.....

lb13