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[SportsFan68]

So when he's bothering Annie in Oklahoma, that's three states away?

ES will come over and teach you some geography....

lb13

ES will stay away from me.

I can see I have to splain this. (((esseyegeeaitch)))

All the way across Colorado is one large state, as I live on the Back Range (unlike Fan, who for some unfathomable reason does not seem bothered by ES's bothering people).

Then all the way across Kansas.

Then all the way across Missouri to St. Louis.

When he's in Oklahoma, that's all the way across Colorado again, all the way across Kansas, and halfway across Oklahoma. Oklahoma is bigger than Missouri.

That's three. Unodostres.

[littlebeast13]

So when he's bothering Annie in Oklahoma, that's three states away?

ES will come over and teach you some geography....

lb13

ES will stay away from me.

I can see I have to splain this. (((esseyegeeaitch)))

All the way across Colorado is one large state, as I live on the Back Range (unlike Fan, who for some unfathomable reason does not seem bothered by ES's bothering people).

Then all the way across Kansas.

Then all the way across Missouri to St. Louis.

When he's in Oklahoma, that's all the way across Colorado again, all the way across Kansas, and halfway across Oklahoma. Oklahoma is bigger than Missouri.

That's three. Unodostres.

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

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[SportsFan68]

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

lb13

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

[littlebeast13]

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

lb13

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

I'd find it hard to believe there are no squirrels in Hawaii, but I did find a school of Hawaiian Squirrel Fish....



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[SportsFan68]

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

lb13

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

I'd find it hard to believe there are no squirrels in Hawaii, but I did find a school of Hawaiian Squirrel Fish....



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Thus dodging the question -- how much will ES be contributing? He should send it now, as even the pathetic interest rates down at the Podunkville National Bank will have a chance to compound by move time.

[Mini [Bot]]

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

lb13

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

I'd find it hard to believe there are no squirrels in Hawaii, but I did find a school of Hawaiian Squirrel Fish....



lb13

Erin just said, "That was at Hawaii. I was at Hawaii and I saw them."

She knows her Hawaii!

All I can say to that is humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

And squirrels don't wake you up at 4 am with their incessant racket like the chickens do. I'm just sayin'.

[littlebeast13]

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

I'd find it hard to believe there are no squirrels in Hawaii, but I did find a school of Hawaiian Squirrel Fish....



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Thus dodging the question -- how much will ES be contributing? He should send it now, as even the pathetic interest rates down at the Podunkville National Bank will have a chance to compound by move time.

ES doesn't make enough selling paintings on the street corner to contribute anything towards your Hawaii fund. He says all he has is a stash of nuts, but he'll bring those over of you think they'll be of any value....

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[SportsFan68]

ES doesn't make enough selling paintings on the street corner to contribute anything towards your Hawaii fund. He says all he has is a stash of nuts, but he'll bring those over of you think they'll be of any value....

lb13

ES can keep his nuts to himself -- something he's been told a number of times already, I'm sure . . .

I was rong! Mapquest says I'm four states away from ES when he's in Oklahoma -- Colorado (eighth largest), New Mexico (sixth largest), Texas (second largest), and Oklahoma (20th largest).

[littlebeast13]

ES doesn't make enough selling paintings on the street corner to contribute anything towards your Hawaii fund. He says all he has is a stash of nuts, but he'll bring those over of you think they'll be of any value....

lb13

ES can keep his nuts to himself -- something he's been told a number of times already, I'm sure . . .

I was rong! Mapquest says I'm four states away from ES when he's in Oklahoma -- Colorado (eighth largest), New Mexico (sixth largest), Texas (second largest), and Oklahoma (20th largest).

ES doesn't use Mapquest. He will just walk across your common border whether there's a road or not....

I gave him the Google map to your town from when I had that Wheres George bill show up there. He'll find you in no time.....

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[SportsFan68]

ES doesn't make enough selling paintings on the street corner to contribute anything towards your Hawaii fund. He says all he has is a stash of nuts, but he'll bring those over of you think they'll be of any value....

lb13

ES can keep his nuts to himself -- something he's been told a number of times already, I'm sure . . .

I was rong! Mapquest says I'm four states away from ES when he's in Oklahoma -- Colorado (eighth largest), New Mexico (sixth largest), Texas (second largest), and Oklahoma (20th largest).

ES doesn't use Mapquest. He will just walk across your common border whether there's a road or not....

I gave him the Google map to your town from when I had that Wheres George bill show up there. He'll find you in no time.....

lb13

Whew! Walking! That puts him in Podunkville around 2050.

That works.

[littlebeast13]

ES can keep his nuts to himself -- something he's been told a number of times already, I'm sure . . .

I was rong! Mapquest says I'm four states away from ES when he's in Oklahoma -- Colorado (eighth largest), New Mexico (sixth largest), Texas (second largest), and Oklahoma (20th largest).

ES doesn't use Mapquest. He will just walk across your common border whether there's a road or not....

I gave him the Google map to your town from when I had that Wheres George bill show up there. He'll find you in no time.....

lb13

Whew! Walking! That puts him in Podunkville around 2050.

That works.

Have you ever seen ES run around? He could be there before your new years resolutions go into effect......

I'm sure one of your resolutions is to be nicer to squirrels....

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[Mini [Bot]]

ES can keep his nuts to himself -- something he's been told a number of times already, I'm sure . . .

I was rong! Mapquest says I'm four states away from ES when he's in Oklahoma -- Colorado (eighth largest), New Mexico (sixth largest), Texas (second largest), and Oklahoma (20th largest).

ES doesn't use Mapquest. He will just walk across your common border whether there's a road or not....

I gave him the Google map to your town from when I had that Wheres George bill show up there. He'll find you in no time.....

lb13

Whew! Walking! That puts him in Podunkville around 2050.

That works.

Hey, Sprots! He won't be heading East--no food!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/12 ... index.html

[littlebeast13]

ES doesn't use Mapquest. He will just walk across your common border whether there's a road or not....

I gave him the Google map to your town from when I had that Wheres George bill show up there. He'll find you in no time.....

lb13

Whew! Walking! That puts him in Podunkville around 2050.

That works.

Hey, Sprots! He won't be heading East--no food!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/12 ... index.html

It's also hard to think of acorns without thinking about squirrels. What happens to them when their favorite food disappears? Some Eastern Seaboard residents have reported seeing skinny, aggressive squirrels devouring bird feed.

Dammit, who interviewed Beebs!?!?!?!?

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[Mini [Bot]]

Whew! Walking! That puts him in Podunkville around 2050.

That works.

Hey, Sprots! He won't be heading East--no food!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/12 ... index.html

It's also hard to think of acorns without thinking about squirrels. What happens to them when their favorite food disappears? Some Eastern Seaboard residents have reported seeing skinny, aggressive squirrels devouring bird feed.

Dammit, who interviewed Beebs!?!?!?!?

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I'm as hungry as an East-coast squirrel. Later!

[SportsFan68]

Have you ever seen ES run around? He could be there before your new years resolutions go into effect......

I'm sure one of your resolutions is to be nicer to squirrels....

lb13

I have not ever seen ES, running around or otherwise.

My resolution is to keep it that way.

[SportsFan68]

Hey, Sprots! He won't be heading East--no food!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/12 ... index.html

LOL! That's what MsKing said! More or less.

And he can't come West either -- the bears have eaten every acorn.

[Save the Children]

Hey, Sprots! He won't be heading East--no food!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/12 ... index.html

LOL! That's what MsKing said! More or less.

And he can't come West either -- the bears have eaten every acorn.

For just the price of a tank of gas a day, you can save the squirrels and bears from this barbaric situation......

[christie1111]

Sprots, Sprots, Sprots! Oklahoma is your neighbor! Why, he's practically next door!

And ES was with me in Kansas City 3 months ago, so he was awful darn close to being in another neighboring state.....

You shoulda moved to a state that doesn't touch so many others.....

lb13

A Most Excellent plan!

There aren't ANY squirrels in Hawaii, right?

I'm sure ES will be wanting to contribute to the SprotsMovingToHawaii fund.

No squirrels in Hawai'i.

But we do have Mongeese.

[SportsFan68]

No squirrels in Hawai'i.

But we do have Mongeese.

Mongooses are good -- they eat cobras.

[ulysses5019]

No squirrels in Hawai'i.

But we do have Mongeese.

Mongooses are good -- they eat cobras.

Didn't St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Hawai'i?

[Evil Squirrel]

No squirrels in Hawai'i.

But we do have Mongeese.

Mongooses are good -- they eat cobras.

They also like donuts...

[SportsFan68]

No squirrels in Hawai'i.

But we do have Mongeese.

Mongooses are good -- they eat cobras.

Didn't St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Hawai'i?

As always, I could be wrong about this. I guess he coulda hit Hawaii after he finished with Ireland.

[SportsFan68]

They also like donuts...

ROFL!

That is a fabulous pic of Booch!