Is it kay's birthday yet?

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kayrharris · #176 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
If you thank everyone twice, the thread will become long enough for clem to come pouncing in! I bet he'll wait to wish you a Happy Birthday when the thread is 99 replies long....

Y'know mini I have experience with females being obsessed with me before and trust me when I say it's just not healthy.
I'm sorry hon, move on

Happy Birthday again Kay!
It's not an obsession--it's a trust issue. I have three sons so I know how it goes with you young males. I had my oldest son actually check for the eyes in the back of my head because I always Seemed To Know what was going on.........

My mother used to tell us she had eyes in the back of her head. I never used it with
my kids, though.

ghostjmf · #177 Post by **ghostjmf** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

Have a Happy.

O I just remembered BobJuch's older avatar.

Not that kind of happy!
At least not as wished by me

digging myself out of this

kayrharris · #178 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:20 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote: Y'know mini I have experience with females being obsessed with me before and trust me when I say it's just not healthy.
I'm sorry hon, move on

Happy Birthday again Kay!
It's not an obsession--it's a trust issue. I have three sons so I know how it goes with you young males. I had my oldest son actually check for the eyes in the back of my head because I always Seemed To Know what was going on.........

Clem, long before Kay, mini tried to be my mother on the Bored, so she really has four sons.....

I think she's trying to adopt you too. She loves us boys for some reason....

lb13

We have plenty of bored mothers to go around. Just the guys around here that
seem to need our help.

AlphaDummy · #179 Post by **AlphaDummy** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:22 pm

kayrharris wrote: I'm entertaining this morning at 9:45

You're entertaining all day long.

Or so I've heard.

Happy 'nother 29th!

secondchance · #180 Post by **secondchance** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:26 pm

Sorry to chime in so late, but here's to wishing you a wonderful, joy-filled, happy happy birthday, Kay doll.

kayrharris · #181 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:27 pm

clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning

kayrharris · #182 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:30 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote: It's not an obsession--it's a trust issue. I have three sons so I know how it goes with you young males. I had my oldest son actually check for the eyes in the back of my head because I always Seemed To Know what was going on.........

Clem, long before Kay, mini tried to be my mother on the Bored, so she really has four sons.....

I think she's trying to adopt you too. She loves us boys for some reason....

lb13
Because Boys Will Be Boys, until they get whipped into shape by a mom who takes no crap from them!

I'm actually quite pleased with how my boys are turning out. Too bad my daughter is such a mouthy diva. Apples and trees and all............

*sigh*

It's a survival tactic when you have 3 brothers!

kayrharris · #183 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:31 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
clem21 wrote:Aw that's a cute story but here's the problem sweetie:
I don't know your sons but I'm pretty sure that I'm smarter, sneakier and infinitely better looking than any of them
(This is not a knock on them, very few people are)

So you never know what I'm planning

Y'know mini I have experience with females being obsessed with me before and trust me when I say it's just not healthy.
I'm sorry hon, move on

Dang it, Clem, I fixed your quote for you, then you went and messed it up again!

Try to do something nice.....

lb13[/quote]

Yeah, and MY kids know how to work computers, too! My oldest won the technology award from his school!

So.

There!

[/quote]
Hey! Quit picking on Joey!!

kayrharris · #184 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:33 pm

minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote:Whoopee-frickin-do.
Express my condolences to your b-I-l if his kids are that ugly.

I'll throw in a package of my crazy awesome resume w/ my near perfect college GPA and the fact that I was on a trivia game show.

This is fun.
*Can You Top This

*Hijacking Kay's birthday thread

*Running up beast's post count when Kay's busy

*Picking on the young newcomer

*Running up the thread total

*HK merchandise searches

*MM activity with the Jazzy

Fun, indeed! It's almost a Top Ten list of my favorite things to do!

I'm patiently waiting for AD's Top Ten list for my birthday. Patiently...

kayrharris · #185 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:35 pm

Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...

OK, this one almost made me ruin the screen on my new computer....

kayrharris · #186 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:36 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Clem's Real Professor wrote:You are also making me wonder why Clem is using his heart monitor so much

Hmmmm. ...

Oh well, he's too cute for me to suspect anything...
I think it's quite obvious, Professor..... his heart rate's going through the roof because he has the hots for you!

And you thought he was just interested in the nuances of the American legeslative system......

lb13

Spell check not working LB?

kayrharris · #187 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:37 pm

Beebs52 wrote:As usual, I'm late. But, even so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!

I think I sprained something.

That one pink diamond thingie was nice.

Thanks, BB. Hope you're OK.

kayrharris · #188 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:39 pm

clem21 wrote:
minimetoo26 wrote:
clem21 wrote: Not from his professor he doesn't!

I'm starting to get the idea how that GPA is getting so inflated.....

You're idea may very well be correct.

And don't automatically assume I'm joking this time HSoB.

We women never AssUMe.

kayrharris · #189 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:41 pm

CharlesFoxSingers wrote:Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!

Paging Phil Luckett! Profanity in my birthday thread!

kayrharris · #190 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:42 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
kayrharris wrote:Wow! You all are up late and then some up early!!
And some of us are neither.

Happy birthday, kid!

Thanks, Bob. You and TMISSS are two of my favorites now.

kayrharris · #191 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:43 pm

clem21 wrote:Hey!

How dare you people try and get this back on topic!

This is my first true thread hijack you know!

Ahem.. I heard that you know!

kayrharris · #192 Post by **kayrharris** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:44 pm

WheresFanny wrote:Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!

Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.

Special requests from ME on MY birthday???

WheresFanny · #193 Post by **WheresFanny** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:47 pm

lb is gonna drop a load when he wakes up and sees this big long line of posts from one individual. Ha!

WheresFanny · #194 Post by **WheresFanny** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:49 pm

kayrharris wrote:
WheresFanny wrote:Happy Birthday, Kiki! You know I was going to say something yesterday like 'isn't it Kiki's bday today?' but I'm glad I didn't. Ha!

Please make sure to thank me personally in an individual post that is all my own.
Special requests from ME on MY birthday???

I was just trying to help you increase your post total in a totally non-gratuitous way by merely being polite and acquiescing to my request!

And I said please.......

WheresFanny · #195 Post by **WheresFanny** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:53 pm

Can't you just picture Kiki sitting at her desk with a cup of hot tea, carefully reading and responding to every post while ticking off each one with a gold pen on a notepad next to her keyboard?

Stopping every so often for a sip of tea, a quiet chuckle and an emoticon search. I also envision pearls and a vase of fresh flowers being in play somehow.

ontellen · #196 Post by **ontellen** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:54 pm

Been busy all day so just got here. Happy Birthday, Kay! Hope it's been a wonderful day. Somehow you never seem to catch up to me. Sigh.

clem21 · #197 Post by **clem21** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:02 pm

WheresFanny wrote:Can't you just picture Kiki sitting at her desk with a cup of hot tea, carefully reading and responding to every post while ticking off each one with a gold pen on a notepad next to her keyboard?

Stopping every so often for a sip of tea, a quiet chuckle and an emoticon search. I also envision pearls and a vase of fresh flowers being in play somehow.

Yes, yes I absolutely can!

As for me being a bad boy Kay, as evidenced on page 5 of this thread I was simply instigating a fight so that I could grab reply #100 before I had to go to gym class. You should be honored that I schemed and went to such great length just to secure a critical post on your birthday thread. I'm an angel.

T_Bone0806 · #198 Post by **T_Bone0806** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 pm

Happy Happy Happy Birthday, Ms. Kay!!

Snaxx · #199 Post by **Snaxx** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:42 pm

Happy Birthday Kay!

Snaxx

#200 Post by **littlebeast13** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:25 pm

WheresFanny wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
WheresFanny wrote: Is he left or right handed?

When I positioned my paper like we were supposed to, I wrote with a backslant. And my fourth grade teacher had some grudge against them, so every paper handed in with a backslant was given an immediate zero. I can't hook my hand like most lefthanders (there's a theory about hook writers and brain dominance, so that might be part of the reason he starts in a different place) to pull the pencil instead of pushing it. So, necessity being the mother of invention, I just started writing sideways.

It helps in calligraphy, though, since that's more like drawing lines than writing.
Holy crap! Did we have the same fourth grade teacher?

The only F I EVER got on a report card was in Science in 4th grade. We did like 2 science assignments that quarter, and I got a bad grade on them because my handwriting sucked......

Me, and Sisters #2 & 4 all had trouble with that bitch. The other 2 got the easy 4th grade teacher. Not that I hold a grudge or anything.....

lb13
My 4th grade teacher was a man. We didn't get along. Then he switched grades and I had him for sixth grade, too! A few years after that, he was committed to a mental institution. I'm not kidding! My dad said that second year with me was what did it. Ha!

Poor guy! It's a good thing that most of us are already committed.....

lb13

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