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Re: Joke of the Day

#151 Post by BackInTex » Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:19 am

Of all the things that taste like chicken

it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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#152 Post by Vandal » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:43 pm

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#153 Post by Vandal » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:33 am

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#154 Post by Vandal » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:57 pm

“Mom, I have another cough.”

“That’s three times this week. I’ll fetch the cough syrup...”




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#155 Post by Vandal » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:54 pm

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#156 Post by Vandal » Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:00 pm

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#157 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:35 am

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#158 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:37 am

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#159 Post by Vandal » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:05 am

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#160 Post by Vandal » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:11 am

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#161 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:24 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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#162 Post by Vandal » Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:34 am

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#163 Post by Vandal » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:29 am

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#164 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:54 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#166 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:35 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#167 Post by Vandal » Mon Apr 12, 2021 10:55 am

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#168 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:23 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#169 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Apr 13, 2021 3:48 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#170 Post by Vandal » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:26 am

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#171 Post by Vandal » Wed Apr 14, 2021 5:52 am

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#172 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:11 pm

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Don't laugh about the sink -- I have scars (literally) from Laverne using the sink as a bed -- right after Judy had dumped a bunch of Comet into the bowl in anticipation of cleaning. Needless to say, she got an emergency shower under great protest, and let me know she didn't like it, tooth and nail!
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#173 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:35 am

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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#174 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:18 am

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Devin Drake and The RollerGhoster

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#175 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 16, 2021 8:35 am

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Devin Drake and The Family Secret
Devin Drake and The RollerGhoster

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