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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#126 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:09 am

Jeemie wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Okay, Jeemie, I apologize for shitting on your parade.

Good luck!
You didn't shit on my parade.

You were just being you!

My positivity/negativity towards something is rarely influenced by others.
So, to get back to the point raised earlier which I was questioning:

Is there another BB who has been auditioning and getting rejected over the years and hasn't yet been in the Hot Seat who thinks the videotaped audition is a good thing? And has their optimism been damaged by any negativity expressed by me and certain other BBs in this thread?

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#127 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:10 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

So, when should I make dinner plans?

lb13
LOL - you gotta ask her when she is free first. You can make dinner plans for whenever, that doesn't mean she will join you.

sunflower - pretend you didn't read this coaching session.

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
Can't you just get it off ES' copy of the ticket he just wrote her?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#128 Post by Southpaw Fanny » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:13 am

sunflower wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:I'd like to hear from one BB who has been auditioning and getting rejected over the years who thinks the videotaped audition is a good thing.
And make that one who isn't oozing negativity out of every pore of their body...
Hey! I'm pretty good at oozing negativity! And I still think it's a great idea, although I would have been shocked if the usual suspects didn't immediately jump on it as the Worst Thing Ever. If I have to turn in my Non-Hotseater club card because I think that way, then so be it.

Like I said last night in chat, there's probably a sparkly, smart, charming person in Lusk, Wyoming with a cheap camcorder but no means to travel hundreds of miles for a road audition, much less go to NYC.
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#129 Post by sunflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:14 am

Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
LOL - you gotta ask her when she is free first. You can make dinner plans for whenever, that doesn't mean she will join you.

sunflower - pretend you didn't read this coaching session.

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
Can't you just get it off ES' copy of the ticket he just wrote her?
My phone number is not on my ticket...

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#130 Post by Southpaw Fanny » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:16 am

sunflower wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
Can't you just get it off ES' copy of the ticket he just wrote her?
My phone number is not on my ticket...
Dammit, people!

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Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#131 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:16 am

Are you going to videotape an audition, Fanny?

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#132 Post by sunflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:17 am

Southpaw Fanny wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
Can't you just get it off ES' copy of the ticket he just wrote her?
My phone number is not on my ticket...
Dammit, people!

I want ontopicosity and I want it NOW!!!1
I'm with Fanny...

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#133 Post by Rexer25 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:19 am

Southpaw Fanny wrote:
sunflower wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
Can't you just get it off ES' copy of the ticket he just wrote her?
My phone number is not on my ticket...
Dammit, people!

I want ontopicosity and I want it NOW!!!1
I don't have to do what you whippersnappers say! It's MY birthday, dammit!
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.

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#134 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:20 am

Rexer25 wrote:I don't have to do what you whippersnappers say! It's MY birthday, dammit!
Now, now, Rexer, don't get all agitated!

You'll need to save your breath to blow out those 51 candles! :mrgreen:

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#135 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:22 am

sunflower wrote:
Southpaw Fanny wrote:
sunflower wrote:
My phone number is not on my ticket...
Dammit, people!

I want ontopicosity and I want it NOW!!!1
I'm with Fanny...

Quit changing the subject!!!!!

Unontopicosity!

An perkitude, dammit!!!!!!

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#136 Post by booboola » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:23 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:I'd like to hear from one BB who has been auditioning and getting rejected over the years who thinks the videotaped audition is a good thing.

I've auditioned 2 days, once last year and once earlier this month. Passed all my tests (2 regular and 2 movie) but I guess bombed the interview b/c I've gotten 4 PODs. At least this past time I did get the 2nd interview for the movie week, still a no, but progress nonetheless.
I'm looking forward to trying this alternate method. I think I'll be able to do better when I'm not worrying about having to answer certain questions and just being able to talk about myself and script ahead of time and edit, if necessary. I still may have no luck, but it's worth a shot!

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#137 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:26 am

Good luck, booboola!

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#138 Post by Southpaw Fanny » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:26 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Are you going to videotape an audition, Fanny?
No, I have no interest in auditioning and I haven't for several years. I didn't even play the phone game when Super BAM was on a couple years ago.

That's one of the reasons that I did not answer your question directly. Besides garnering scorn or being run out of town on a rail because I really have no interest in the show anymore, I didn't know if I met your requirements since I haven't actively auditioned for a long time and I was only rejected twice.

However, if someone has been repeatedly rejected over the years, it's not like they would have magically been accepted this time, if only there hadn't been an additional avenue of auditioning for those who chose to take advantage of it. So, unless they made this the ONLY way to audition, it's really no skin off anybody's ass for other people to try something new.
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#139 Post by Jeemie » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:28 am

peacock2121 wrote:
Jeemie wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Okay, Jeemie, I apologize for shitting on your parade.

Good luck!
You didn't shit on my parade.

You were just being you!

My positivity/negativity towards something is rarely influenced by others.
Crap, another thing I like and admire about jeemie.

I don't think I can handle another today.
You know what the supremely ironic thing about my Power of Ten experience?

They liked my personality, as evidenced by giving me the audition based on the video.

Turns out that I really sucked playing the actual game.

:lol:
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#140 Post by Southpaw Fanny » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:29 am

Rexer25 wrote:
Southpaw Fanny wrote:
sunflower wrote:
My phone number is not on my ticket...
Dammit, people!

I want ontopicosity and I want it NOW!!!1
I don't have to do what you whippersnappers say! It's MY birthday, dammit!
Respect your elders, sonny!
Dadism for lb
Respect your betters, if not your elders.....
I didn't want to say that on the chance that some people don't understand dadisms and took offense. I would not count Rexer among those people. He's old enough to have been around the block and across the intersection. Ha!
Screw you guys, I'm going home.

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#141 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:44 am

Southpaw Fanny wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:
Southpaw Fanny wrote:
Dammit, people!

I want ontopicosity and I want it NOW!!!1
I don't have to do what you whippersnappers say! It's MY birthday, dammit!
Respect your elders, sonny!
Dadism for lb
Respect your betters, if not your elders.....
I didn't want to say that on the chance that some people don't understand dadisms and took offense. I would not count Rexer among those people. He's old enough to have been around the block and across the intersection. Ha!

Not to mention Rexer's a
Spoiler
Texas Titwad......
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#142 Post by clem21 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:52 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:I don't want to get involved in a sarcasm fight with you, sunflower.

If there is some optimistic BB whose parade we've shat on, I'll apologize to him or her. But, having been on this quest for somewhat longer than you were, the veteran auditioners tend to fall in one of two categories:
1. Those who continue to pursue a forlorn hope.
2. Those whose discouragement has led them to stop tilting at windmills.
But remember also, there's no real guidelines for this video. If you can pull out something that makes them laugh or do something that otherwise is not really you, you'll still get your shot. Your complaint over the years is that they judge you by how you look. So fine, get creative Marley! They don't like MAWGs so put on a skirt and blackface. (ALERT! I am not a racist. I'm referring to the theatrical makeup END ALERT! You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming) Explain your MAWGish problems. Write a script and be fake perky. Grab some co-stars even but start thinking outside the box.

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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#143 Post by clem21 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:58 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

So, when should I make dinner plans?

lb13
LOL - you gotta ask her when she is free first. You can make dinner plans for whenever, that doesn't mean she will join you.

sunflower - pretend you didn't read this coaching session.

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
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Re: You can now send a video to WWTBAM to audition

#144 Post by sunflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:00 am

clem21 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
LOL - you gotta ask her when she is free first. You can make dinner plans for whenever, that doesn't mean she will join you.

sunflower - pretend you didn't read this coaching session.

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants...
So....do you want my number?

LOL you always make me laugh!!! People turned and looked, I'm just sitting in my office laughing...

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#145 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:03 am

sunflower wrote:
clem21 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:

Any tips on how to get a phone number?

lb13
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants...
So....do you want my number?

LOL you always make me laugh!!! People turned and looked, I'm just sitting in my office laughing...

Just shoot me now........

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#146 Post by sunflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:05 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
clem21 wrote: Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants...
So....do you want my number?

LOL you always make me laugh!!! People turned and looked, I'm just sitting in my office laughing...

Just shoot me now........

lb13
Aww don't get upset...Clem's had my number for weeks now... :wink:

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#147 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:05 am

clem21 wrote:Everyone's got a shot mate, you just gotta be willing to take it...
I appreciate all these suggestions to Just Do It!

I don't want to be an actor. All I want is to play a trivia game...which in its origins that we're about the celebrate the 10th anniversary of, did not require anyone to be an actor.

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#148 Post by sunflower » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:07 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
clem21 wrote:Everyone's got a shot mate, you just gotta be willing to take it...
I appreciate all these suggestions to Just Do It!

I don't want to be an actor. All I want is to play a trivia game...which in its origins that we're about the celebrate the 10th anniversary of, did not require anyone to be an actor.

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Say that on video for two minutes and there's your "hook"...

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#149 Post by littlebeast13 » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:07 am

sunflower wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
sunflower wrote:
So....do you want my number?

LOL you always make me laugh!!! People turned and looked, I'm just sitting in my office laughing...

Just shoot me now........

lb13
Aww don't get upset...Clem's had my number for weeks now... :wink:

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I'm a man...... I can (sniff) take it........

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#150 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:10 am

sunflower wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:
clem21 wrote:Everyone's got a shot mate, you just gotta be willing to take it...
I appreciate all these suggestions to Just Do It!

I don't want to be an actor. All I want is to play a trivia game...which in its origins that we're about the celebrate the 10th anniversary of, did not require anyone to be an actor.

:|
Say that on video for two minutes and there's your "hook"...
Saying that takes about five seconds, not two minutes.

And I've tried variations of this hook on several in-person auditions, without success.

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