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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#101 Post by Saucinator » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:12 am

All right, that's it.


Wrap it up Boys and Girls.


Don't make me break out the new Whip!!!

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#102 Post by Gov Goodhair » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:39 am

Did someone say

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#103 Post by El Jamón » Thu Nov 28, 2013 3:18 am

I hope everyone has plenty of electricity to make the Bored's official Thanksgiving dinner!
I may be $96 per pound, but you get the hoof too!!!

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#104 Post by T_Bone's Groupies » Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:30 am

Our boy isn't much for parades. The only floats he's interested in are of the Root Beer variety.
T-Bone still makes our hearts flutter. Or maybe we just forgot to take our medication.

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#105 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:35 pm

Billy Mays wrote:WHERE HAVE THE PROMOS BEEN FOR THIS YEAR'S MERRY MEN PARADE!?!? HAVE I JUST BEEN BLIND, DEAF, OR MAYBE A LITTLE DEAD AND MISSED THEM!?

LIVE FROM THE OXI-CLEAN STREETS OF GASTONIA, NORTH CAROLINA, IT'S THE 13TH ANNUAL PARADE OF MERRY MEN!!! I DON'T SEE MANY PEOPLE OUT HERE TODAY... MAYBE IF I SHOUT A LITTLE LOUDER THEY WILL COME!!!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! SINCE I AM LEADING OFF THE PARADE, I MUST BE THE GRAND MARSHAL! FREE BIG CITY SLIDERS FOR ME FROM THE CONCESSION STAND!!!
Billy! Great to see you again! You look great for a dead guy.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#106 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:36 pm

CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....
Don't be picking on any bicyclists! Colorado and Utah are the Mountain Bike Capital of the World. OK, universe. We treat visiting bicyclists better than we treat the locals. OK, we treat local bicyclists better than we treat other locals.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#107 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:37 pm

Rainbow Donkey wrote:How did I lose out on grand marshal duties to some dead bearded bag of hot air?
I know! Maybe it's because you couldn't get Erin aboard this time.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#108 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:38 pm

Biskit wrote:Even I find this to be boring.

hurray.

Where's the candy?
Dear beautiful Bisqit -- no candy for you! You want to say nice and beautiful.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#109 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:39 pm

Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:There isn't going to be much for Kiki to clean up tomorrow, is there?
Michelle! Get to work!!!
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#110 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:50 pm

Al Pacino wrote:YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!

HE'S OUT OF ORDER!

THIS WHOLE PARADE'S OUT OF ORDER!
Al . . . Al! You're in the wrong movie to say that!

Try this one --

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#111 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:51 pm

Bored Protester wrote:We were not informed of this gathering.

To protest, we will put up our tents.

THIS PARADE IS OCCUPIED!!
All your base are belong to us.
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#112 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:54 pm

PowerOutage1111 wrote:Anyone know how to grill a Pumpkin Pie?
LOL!

Glad things worked out.
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#113 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:55 pm

Chip Esten wrote:Guess I may as well cash in on my Bored fame while the iron is still hot....

Oops, appearing in this parade just killed my career again!
Chip! Glad you stopped by!
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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#114 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:57 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:It's a pain in the butt to make a Merry man.
Yes, it is. It's also a pain in the butt to bring them up after you make 'em.

We'll just invoke RomanticaCharma and all the rest in absentia.
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

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Re: LET'S PARADE!!!

#115 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Nov 28, 2013 9:37 pm

SportsFan68 wrote:
CrowdManagementSpecialistBeast wrote:I don't think I'll be needed today. It seems a bit empty between all the bicycle barricades I erected last night...

I'll keep the mace handy, though, just in case....
Don't be picking on any bicyclists! Colorado and Utah are the Mountain Bike Capital of the World. OK, universe. We treat visiting bicyclists better than we treat the locals. OK, we treat local bicyclists better than we treat other locals.
If you were a Crowd Management Specialist® like I am, you would know I wasn't picking on bicyclists....

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