ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

[KilljoyWasHere]

I have had just about enough of all the silly promotions for this little game coming up next month! It is my job to ensure that this Bored remains a No Fun Zone, so I am hereby declaring that me and my fellow Bored chaperone Otto Achcroft will be having a zero tolerance policy with regards to fun on this Bored during the month of September.

This means that I am forbidding each and every one of you from playing Timeline®! Fanny is wicked and evil, and she will corrupt all of your young minds! She worships cats, she goes to Mecca, and I even hear she listens to (((shudder))) rock and roll music! Gasp, my teeth are rotting just at the mere mention of her pagan activitites!

Will you learn something if you play Timeline®? Yes you will, but it will all be from the tree of evil knowledge! You may learn about such blasphemy as Lithuanian history, old sitcoms, the American Basketball Association, and.... Lord forgive me for even mentioning his name...... there may even be questions about J.J. Cale! I'll be doing Hail Marys all night for that one...

But the most important thing to remember is that you absolutely must not play Timeline® because if you do, you will have FUN! And if I catch anyone having fun beginning tomorrow, I will be wearing out my steel ruler on your bare knuckles. Do I make myself clear?

Good! Now, everyone be good little boys and girls and stick to the political threads or I'll be blasting Billy Mays infomercials on the Bored all day long.....

[ulysses5019]

I have had just about enough of all the silly promotions for this little game coming up next month! It is my job to ensure that this Bored remains a No Fun Zone, so I am hereby declaring that me and my fellow Bored chaperone Otto Achcroft will be having a zero tolerance policy with regards to fun on this Bored during the month of September.

This means that I am forbidding each and every one of you from playing Timeline®! Fanny is wicked and evil, and she will corrupt all of your young minds! She worships cats, she goes to Mecca, and I even hear she listens to (((shudder))) rock and roll music! Gasp, my teeth are rotting just at the mere mention of her pagan activitites!

Will you learn something if you play Timeline®? Yes you will, but it will all be from the tree of evil knowledge! You may learn about such blasphemy as Lithuanian history, old sitcoms, the American Basketball Association, and.... Lord forgive me for even mentioning his name...... there may even be questions about J.J. Cale! I'll be doing Hail Marys all night for that one...

But the most important thing to remember is that you absolutely must not play Timeline® because if you do, you will have FUN! And if I catch anyone having fun beginning tomorrow, I will be wearing out my steel ruler on your bare knuckles. Do I make myself clear?

Good! Now, everyone be good little boys and girls and stick to the political threads or I'll be blasting Billy Mays infomercials on the Bored all day long.....

Finally the voice of reason.

[Here's Fanny!]

All right, people! You heard the man (er, lady). No fun! None. (Ha!)

Will you learn something if you play Timeline®? Yes you will, but it will all be from the tree of evil knowledge! You may learn about such blasphemy as Lithuanian history, old sitcoms, the American Basketball Association, and.... Lord forgive me for even mentioning his name...... there may even be questions about J.J. Cale! I'll be doing Hail Marys all night for that one...

How did you manage to hack into my computer? I used to have to go up to the monastery just to make mailing lists for the sisters. Or are they letting in just anybody these days?