An announcement of, uh, great importance

[Senator Edward Kennedy]

I would, uh, just like to, uh, say without equivocation thaht, uh, I am, uh, completely against the return of the, uh, Bored clahssic known as, uh, Timeline®.

As many of you know, uh, my fahmily has, uh, played an important paht in, uh, shaping the history of this great nation. Timeline® will, uh, no doubt take advahntage of this fact and, uh, exploit my fahmilies history by rehashing, uh, painful dates such as, uh:

Novembuh 22, 1963

or, uh, perhahps:

June 5, 1968

and who could, uh, forget:

July 19, 1969

As the, uh, senior senatuh from the, uh, state of Mahssachusetts, I ahsk you to join me in this, uh, great cause and, uh, say no to Timeline®.

Remember: we need Timeline® like I, uh, need a hole in the head.

Thank you and, uh, have a fine day.


Ted

[NellyLunatic1980]

Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.

[HelpBrainTumorPatients]

Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.

But who can tell the difference?

[SloppyDrunkGuy]

I would, uh, just like to, uh, say without equivocation thaht, uh, I am, uh, completely against the return of the, uh, Bored clahssic known as, uh, Timeline®.

As many of you know, uh, my fahmily has, uh, played an important paht in, uh, shaping the history of this great nation. Timeline® will, uh, no doubt take advahntage of this fact and, uh, exploit my fahmilies history by rehashing, uh, painful dates such as, uh:

Novembuh 22, 1963

or, uh, perhahps:

June 5, 1968

and who could, uh, forget:

July 19, 1969

As the, uh, senior senatuh from the, uh, state of Mahssachusetts, I ahsk you to join me in this, uh, great cause and, uh, say no to Timeline®.

Remember: we need Timeline® like I, uh, need a hole in the head.

Thank you and, uh, have a fine day.


Ted

I'll drink to that... (HIC!)

You (HIC!) look preeetty (HIC!) uh, familuhyer. You aren't my shishter, are you (HIC, HIC! BELCH!)

[NellyLunatic1980]

Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.

But who can tell the difference?

Well, if the car is not heading into a lake, then you know it's sober Ted driving.

[PlacentiaSoccerMom]

Interesting. We have sober Ted and drunk Ted.

But who can tell the difference?

Well, if the car is not heading into a lake, then you know it's sober Ted driving.