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Timeline®, Game 1

#1 Post by Wink Martinsquirrel » Mon Aug 25, 2008 5:58 am

Hello, everyone and welcome to Timeline®. I'm sure you've heard that Timeline® is supposed to return September 1st, but it's not true.
Ms. Fantine has, uh, has left the country. Yeah, that's it. She's gone away and asked me to host.
Trust me, this is the real Timeline®.

Name the date these famous events took place for one point each:

1) Squirrely MacLaine gives the performance of her career in Terms of Endearment

2) Country music artist Squirrel Haggard is born in Bakersfield, CA.

3) James Squirrel Jones wins a Tony award for The Great White Hope.

4) Fred "Squirrely" Neal joins The Harlem Globetrotters.

5) Squirrelly Jones...

Uh, oh, somebody's coming.

It's Fantine!

Grab your nuts and ruuuunnnn!






There's only one Timeline® and it will debut in one week.
Can I show you my nuts?
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#2 Post by Evil Squirrel » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:14 am

Wow! Wink Martinsquirrel posts here!?!?!?

Can I have your autograph on this piece of duct tape?
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us. Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day!

--squirrelmama (10/3/07)

Many of these (squirrel) migrations were probably caused by food shortages as well as habitat overcrowding. We solved that for them. We not only reduced their habitat, we reduced the whole species by about 90%. The least we can do now is share a little birdseed with them.

--Richard E. Mallery

2008 Squirrel of the Year Award winner
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#3 Post by eyégor » Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:59 am

Where's me gun?
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#4 Post by swimming chipmunk » Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:07 am

This could turn out to be a pretty cool message bored after all.
"get me out of here!"
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#5 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:31 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:Wow! Wink Martinsquirrel posts here!?!?!?

Can I have your autograph on this piece of duct tape?

Hey, do you know Chuck Squirellery?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#6 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:03 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Wow! Wink Martinsquirrel posts here!?!?!?

Can I have your autograph on this piece of duct tape?

Hey, do you know Chuck Squirellery?
Or Squirrelet Johannsen?
Well, then
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#7 Post by ulysses5019 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:05 am

Beebs52 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:Wow! Wink Martinsquirrel posts here!?!?!?

Can I have your autograph on this piece of duct tape?

Hey, do you know Chuck Squirellery?
Or Squirrelet Johannsen?
Or Alex Squirrelbek?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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#8 Post by NellyLunatic1980 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:08 am

I was kinda hoping for Peter Marshsquirrel.
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#9 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:34 am

Or Burt Consquirrelly.
Well, then
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