My five-year-old nephew started kindergarten yesterday. His mom said she had to peel him off her leg, though no one called during the day to say to come pick him up because it was going badly.
So Mom called him last night to see how it went.
GRANDMOM: So how was school? Did you like it?
TYLER: No.
GRANDMOM: Did you meet any nice kids?
TYLER: No.
GRANDMOM: Did you like your teacher?
TYLER: No.
GRANDMOM: What did you eat for lunch?
TYLER: I don't remember.
GRANDMOM: Well, it will be better tomorrow.
Long silence.
TYLER: Tomorrow?
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