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Re: too many boobs in Washington

#26 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:29 am

earendel wrote:Visible ones on statues and in paintings, that is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02188.html

A Texas man is concerned about the nudity in our nation's capital. He wanted to add a plank to the Texas GOP platform that decried artistic indecency. He also wants to make the 22nd amendment (presidential term limits) apply to marriages.

I think Washington needs more.....
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Re: too many boobs in Washington

#27 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:45 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:
earendel wrote:Visible ones on statues and in paintings, that is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02188.html

A Texas man is concerned about the nudity in our nation's capital. He wanted to add a plank to the Texas GOP platform that decried artistic indecency. He also wants to make the 22nd amendment (presidential term limits) apply to marriages.

I think Washington needs more.....
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Did you make that yourself?

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Re: too many boobs in Washington

#28 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:47 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Evil Squirrel wrote:
earendel wrote:Visible ones on statues and in paintings, that is.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02188.html

A Texas man is concerned about the nudity in our nation's capital. He wanted to add a plank to the Texas GOP platform that decried artistic indecency. He also wants to make the 22nd amendment (presidential term limits) apply to marriages.

I think Washington needs more.....
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Squirrel porn!
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Did you make that yourself?

You would be surprised what the squirrel can do....

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#29 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:48 am

I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.

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#30 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:06 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we get nuclear tipped acorns.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

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#31 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:08 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we get nuclear tipped acorns.

WOW! I love the way you think! I underestimated the power of your dickey.....

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#32 Post by NSAS » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:17 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Dear Ms. Mom,

I am writing you to see if you are willing to assist us in organizing next year's celebration of National Squirrel Appreciation Day. As I am sure you know January 20 is Squirrel Appreciation Day. I've heard many good things about your organizing skills and volunteer efforts and I know you have plenty of free time. At least that's what your mother told me. Will you please join us in celebrating this important day.

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#33 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:17 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we get nuclear tipped acorns.
Is your avatar a dead lion?

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#34 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:17 am

NSAS wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Dear Ms. Mom,

I am writing you to see if you are willing to assist us in organizing next year's celebration of National Squirrel Appreciation Day. As I am sure you know January 20 is Squirrel Appreciation Day. I've heard many good things about your organizing skills and volunteer efforts and I know you have plenty of free time. At least that's what your mother told me. Will you please join us in celebrating this important day.

Your friends

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Sorry, I can't help.

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#35 Post by ulysses5019 » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:18 am

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we get nuclear tipped acorns.
Is your avatar a dead lion?
It is indeed an ex-lion.
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#36 Post by PlacentiaSoccerMom » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:19 am

ulysses5019 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote: Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Just wait until we get nuclear tipped acorns.
Is your avatar a dead lion?
It is indeed an ex-lion.
That's so sad.

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#37 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:29 am

NSAS wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I find all of the squirrels on the bored disturbing.
Dear Ms. Mom,

I am writing you to see if you are willing to assist us in organizing next year's celebration of National Squirrel Appreciation Day. As I am sure you know January 20 is Squirrel Appreciation Day. I've heard many good things about your organizing skills and volunteer efforts and I know you have plenty of free time. At least that's what your mother told me. Will you please join us in celebrating this important day.

Your friends

NSAS

Um.... Mr. NSAS! Could you look into this gross mistatement listed in that source you provided....


A squirrel's brain is about the size of a walnut.


Thank you.

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#38 Post by Evil Squirrel » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:33 am

Annie! I had no idea you commented on the article my attorney provided!


October 3, 2007 at 11:14 PM
posted by: squirrelmama
Squirrels are the architects of forests, the planters of trees, nature's own acrobats and show a zest for life that can inspire us.
Every day should be National Squirrel Appreciation Day! Thank you for your informative and respectful article!

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#39 Post by NSAS » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:48 am

Evil Squirrel wrote:

Um.... Mr. NSAS! Could you look into this gross mistatement listed in that source you provided....


A squirrel's brain is about the size of a walnut.


Thank you.
Dear Ivey,

That is an average squirrel, as you know since your are the Presumptive Squirrel of the Year there is nothing average about you.

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