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#1 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:06 pm

Looks like someone's about to make us an incredible offer.....

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#2 Post by Rexer25 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:13 pm

He's got a great bored name, anyway.

I'd hold out for the Russian kind.

I wonder if the Russian drug slogan would be a take off of Red Bull...
"It gives you wings!"
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

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#3 Post by Rexer25 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:14 pm

How'd the new guy get a MM tag so quick?
Enough already. It's my fault! Get over it!

That'll be $10, please.
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#4 Post by MarleysGh0st » Thu May 22, 2008 1:16 pm

Terminate him with extreme prejudice.
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#5 Post by cindy.wellman » Thu May 22, 2008 1:25 pm

I didn't know that the drugs differed from country to country. Are the Nigerian ones superior?
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#6 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:25 pm

Rexer25 wrote:How'd the new guy get a MM tag so quick?

Ask Sprots. It has something to do with dragons and magic....

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#7 Post by cindy.wellman » Thu May 22, 2008 1:52 pm

OOOH, and now I know where to go when I need the superior appendix drugs. What is an appendix drug anyway?
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#8 Post by RwandanAppendixDrugs » Thu May 22, 2008 2:17 pm

cindy.wellman wrote:OOOH, and now I know where to go when I need the superior appendix drugs. What is an appendix drug anyway?
It does just as much for you as the Nigerian Penis Drugs.
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#9 Post by Four Hour Stiffy » Thu May 22, 2008 2:20 pm

RwandanAppendixDrugs wrote:
cindy.wellman wrote:OOOH, and now I know where to go when I need the superior appendix drugs. What is an appendix drug anyway?
It does just as much for you as the Nigerian Penis Drugs.

Who wants their appendix to get hard for four hours?
BOOOIIIIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
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#10 Post by SportsFan68 » Thu May 22, 2008 8:30 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Rexer25 wrote:How'd the new guy get a MM tag so quick?

Ask Sprots. It has something to do with dragons and magic....

lb13
Oh, it's magic all right.

And we all know about dragons.

Dragon whiskers and dragon toes
a dragon tooth and a dragon nose
Every little piece
Every little piece
We could make a million
by slicing him and dicing him

And we could sell every little shell
There's enough of him to go around
Money, money and money
by the pound
Every little piece
Every little piece

I can take a scissor
and clip him up and rip him up
Every little part is a work of art
Think of what a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon and a string

Dragon liver can cure a COLD
dragon powder grows hair
With dragon blood you'll never grow old

Every item is covered with gold
Every item is covered with gold

Every little piece
Every little piece
Dragon you're my wagon to destiny
you're the key
Every little shred moving me ahead
Every dream of mine will be fulfilled
What a dragon business we can build

Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
dragon fat is for burns
a dragon tear will clear up your skin

Watch the profits come rolling in

Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece and every little crease

All lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up and tie him up
Drag him from the cave
show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up and grind him up
lop him up and chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle and jangle sound?

Oh and yeah!

It's money, money and money
by the pound

Money, money and money
Crowns

Sous

We'll have banks FULL of francs
Quids

Bucks

In truckloads
Cash

Stocks

Bonds

Bigger shares

Millionaires!

Marks

Yens

In tens and twenties
Cash

Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
dragon fat is for burns
a dragon tear will clear up your skin

Watch the profits come rolling in

Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece and every little crease

Lead us to the dragon
we'll buy him up

Tie him up

Drag him from the cave
Show him that we're brave
We'll bind him up and grind him up
lop him up and chop him up

Can't you hear that jingle and jangle sound?

It's money, money and money
by the pound
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-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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