I was at a trade show the other day and I have to admit that the sales ladies working the booths can see me coming from a long way off. I am kind of an easy mark for them-but this line just blows everyone's mind.
I had been walking for a while so my leg hurt a little or whatever-
but the attractive lady selling some sort of massage thingie takes the cake.
She said "Are you limpin' or pimpin'?" and she repeated it when I didn't quite hear it right away.
She puts this massage thingie on my neck-felt good-but I did not buy and took a card.
Struck me later that I should have said "Pimpin' if I can put you to work." I think she would have gotten a kick out of that.