To all the Bored Moms

The forum for general posting. Come join the madness. :)
Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
christie1111
11:11
Posts: 11630
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:54 am
Location: CT

To all the Bored Moms

#1 Post by christie1111 » Fri May 09, 2008 11:52 am

Happy Mother's Day!

MOTHERS and MOMS

If you send this to just one person, it should make

it all the way around the world by Mother's Day.


This is for the mothers who have sat up

all night with sick toddlers in their arms,

wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer

wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,

"It's okay honey, Mommy's here."


Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted.


This is for all the mothers who show up at

work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains

on their blouses and diapers in their purse.


For all the mothers who run carpools and

make cookies and sew Halloween costumes.

And all the mothers who DON'T.


This is for the mothers who gave birth to

babies they'll never see. And the mothers

who took those babies and gave them homes.


This is for the mothers whose priceless art

collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors.


And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or baseball games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars.
And that when their kids asked, "Did you see me, Mom?" they could say, "Of course, I wouldn't

have missed it for the world," and mean it.


This is for all the mothers who yell at their kids in the grocery store and swat them in despair when they stomp their feet and scream for ice cream before dinner. And for all the mothers who count to ten instead, but realize how child abuse happens.


This is for all the mothers who sat down with

their children and explained all about making

babies. And for all the (grand)mothers who

wanted to, but just couldn't find the words.


This is for all the mothers who go

hungry, so their children can eat.


For all the mothers who read "Goodnight,

Moon" twice a night for a year. And then

read it again, "Just one more time."


This is for all the mothers who taught

their children to tie their shoelaces before

they started school. And for all the mothers

who opted for Velcro instead.


This is for all the mothers who teach their sons

to cook and their daughters to sink a jump shot.


This is for every mother whose head turns automatically when a little voice calls "Mom?"

in a crowd, even though they know their

own offspring are at home -- or even away

at college -- or have their own families.


This is for all the mothers who sent their kids

to school with stomach aches, assuring them

they'd be just FINE once they got there, only

to get calls from the school nurse an hour later

asking them to please pick them up. Right away.


This is for mothers whose children have gone

astray, who can't find the words to reach them.

For all the mothers who bite their lips until they

bleed when their 14 year olds dye their hair green.


For all the mothers of the victims of

recent school shootings, and the mothers

of those who did the shooting.


For the mothers of the survivors, and the mothers who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school, safely.


This is for all the mothers who taught their

children to be peaceful, and now pray

they come home safely from a war.


What makes a good mother anyway?

Is it patience? Compassion? Broad hips?
The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and

sew a button on a shirt, all at the same time?


Or is it in her heart?
Is it the ache she feels when she

watches her son or daughter disappear

down the street, walking to school alone

for the very first time?


The jolt that takes her from sleep to

dread, from bed to crib at 2 A.M. to put

her hand on the back of a sleeping baby?


The panic, years later, that comes again

at 2 A.M. when she just wants to hear

their key in the door and know they

are safe again in her home?


Or the need to flee from wherever she is

and hug her child when she hears news

of a fire, a car accident, a child dying?


The emotions of motherhood are

universal and so our thoughts are for

young mothers stumbling through diaper

changes and sleep deprivation...

And for mature mothers learning to let go.


For working mothers and stay-at-home mothers.


Single mothers and married mothers.


Mothers with money, mothers without.


This is for you all. For all of us...


Hang in there. In the end we can

only do the best we can. Tell them

every day that we love them. And pray

and never stop being a mother...


Please pass along to all the mothers in your life.


"Home is what catches you when

you fall - and we all fall."


Please pass this to a

wonderful mother you know.


(I just did!)
"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"

User avatar
ulysses5019
Purveyor of Avatars
Posts: 19442
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:52 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

#2 Post by ulysses5019 » Fri May 09, 2008 11:53 am

This is for the mothers who have sat up

all night with sick toddlers in their arms,

wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer

wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,

"It's okay honey, Mommy's here."
Yeah, where was my mom last night when I did this?
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.

User avatar
peacock2121
Posts: 18451
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:58 am

#3 Post by peacock2121 » Fri May 09, 2008 11:59 am

That made me cry a little and appreciate my mom a whole lot.

User avatar
Beebs52
Queen of Wack
Posts: 15172
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:38 am
Location: Location.Location.Location

#4 Post by Beebs52 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:02 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
This is for the mothers who have sat up

all night with sick toddlers in their arms,

wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer

wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying,

"It's okay honey, Mommy's here."
Yeah, where was my mom last night when I did this?
You really should be drinking a lemon based Kool Aid with a wiener, there. And make it a turkey weiner, it's healthier. Sit up straight! Clean up that shit on the floor you wretched ingrate.

Wiener is a great word.
Well, then

User avatar
Beebs52
Queen of Wack
Posts: 15172
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:38 am
Location: Location.Location.Location

#5 Post by Beebs52 » Fri May 09, 2008 12:03 pm

Thanks Christie--I've seen this before but I laugh and almost cry each time I read it.
Well, then

User avatar
a1mamacat
Posts: 6955
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:02 pm
Location: Great White North

#6 Post by a1mamacat » Fri May 09, 2008 12:28 pm

Damnit, you made me cry at work!!!
Lover of Soft Animals and Fine Art
1st annual international BBBL Champeeeeen!

User avatar
kayrharris
Miss Congeniality
Posts: 11968
Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:48 am
Location: Auburn, AL
Contact:

#7 Post by kayrharris » Fri May 09, 2008 1:11 pm

I got flowers today. A definite surprise, as they came from my step-daughter and her family in North Carolina. I dd make a trip last month to babysit their 2 year old while they were having fun in NYC, so maybe that's the reason.

Joe is back from his 2nd tour in Iraq. We pray he doesn't have to return.
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest. "
Benjamin Franklin

User avatar
christie1111
11:11
Posts: 11630
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:54 am
Location: CT

#8 Post by christie1111 » Fri May 09, 2008 6:51 pm

a1mamacat wrote:Damnit, you made me cry at work!!!
I did think of you during part of this.

Hugs to you Saucy.

You are a GREAT Mom.

Believe it.
"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"

User avatar
christie1111
11:11
Posts: 11630
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:54 am
Location: CT

#9 Post by christie1111 » Fri May 09, 2008 6:52 pm

kayrharris wrote:I got flowers today. A definite surprise, as they came from my step-daughter and her family in North Carolina. I dd make a trip last month to babysit their 2 year old while they were having fun in NYC, so maybe that's the reason.

Joe is back from his 2nd tour in Iraq. We pray he doesn't have to return.
I will pray for this as well.
"A bed without a quilt is like the sky without stars"

User avatar
mellytu74
Posts: 9408
Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:02 pm
Location: Philadelphia, PA

#10 Post by mellytu74 » Fri May 09, 2008 7:07 pm

I cannot be more eloquent than christie so I will just say

HAPPY MOTHER"S DAY

User avatar
dodgersteve182
Posts: 543
Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:41 pm

#11 Post by dodgersteve182 » Sat May 10, 2008 8:47 am

To Quote Norman Bates "M O T H E R"! :twisted:

User avatar
SportsFan68
No Scritches!!!
Posts: 21113
Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 pm
Location: God's Country

#12 Post by SportsFan68 » Sat May 10, 2008 8:18 pm

Best wishes on your day to all y'all moms.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller

User avatar
Snaxx
Posts: 4668
Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:24 pm
Location: I've been everywhere. Really? Not quite really.
Contact:

#13 Post by Snaxx » Sat May 10, 2008 8:59 pm

... and it is also Nurse's week, this coming from the son of a nurse.



Happy Mother's Day to all the moms!




.
---
Winner of 2011 Sports Madness :mrgreen:

Post Reply