... To find out I am a member of a criminal organization!!!
Please consider this post as an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
I wanna be a made man!
I woke up this morning....
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flockofseagulls104
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I woke up this morning....
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling, Anti-Trans Bigot.. A Lunatic AND a Bigot.. Very Ignorant of the World in General... Sounds deranged... Fake Christian... Weird... has the mind of a child... Simpleton... gullible idiot... a coward who can't face facts... insufferable and obnoxious dumbass... the usual dum dum... idolatrous donkey-person!... Mouth-breathing moron... Dildo
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tlynn78
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Re: I woke up this morning....
Horse head in the bed?flockofseagulls104 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 10:55 am... To find out I am a member of a criminal organization!!!
Please consider this post as an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
I wanna be a made man!
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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flockofseagulls104
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Re: I woke up this morning....
Geez, What a cheap criminal organization. I haven't gotten any stacks of cash! What do I have to do to get paid in this lousy excuse for a gang? Ask for somebody's email address?
Your friendly neighborhood racist. On the waiting list to be a nazi. Designated an honorary 'snowflake'. Trolled by the very best, as well as by BJ. Always typical, unlike others.., Fulminator, Hopelessly in the tank for trump... inappropriate... Flocking himself... Probably a tucking sexist, too... A clear and present threat to The Future Of Our Democracy.. Doesn't understand anything... Made the trump apologist and enabler playoffs... Heathen bastard... Knows nothing about history... Liar.... don't know much about statistics and polling... Nothing at all about biology... Ignorant Bigot... Potential Future Pariah... Big Nerd... Spiraling, Anti-Trans Bigot.. A Lunatic AND a Bigot.. Very Ignorant of the World in General... Sounds deranged... Fake Christian... Weird... has the mind of a child... Simpleton... gullible idiot... a coward who can't face facts... insufferable and obnoxious dumbass... the usual dum dum... idolatrous donkey-person!... Mouth-breathing moron... Dildo
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Bob Juch
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Re: I woke up this morning....
My latest song:
My Self-Driving Truck Done Driven Itself Away
(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, sun shining high,
Reached for my keys, gave a deep sigh.
Looked out the window, where's my ride?
My self-driving truck, it left my side.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Maybe it didn’t like the muddin games I play.
Should've been careful, not been so rough,
Now I’m here stranded, man, life’s tough.
(Verse 2)
Had some good memories in that truck,
Moonlit drives, getting stuck in muck.
But I reckon it had its very own mind,
Got tired of muddin, left me behind.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Guess those dirt roads were a price to pay.
I always thought it'd stay true,
Never imagined it’d leave without a clue.
(Bridge)
Now I’m standin' by the roadside,
Hitching a ride, swallowed my pride.
Wondering if somewhere tonight,
My truck's cruising under the starlight.
(Verse 3)
Heard a story, about a truck downtown,
Dancing to its engine without a frown.
Could it be mine? Is it living free?
Wishing I was there, for the jamboree.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
I'll miss it more with each passing day.
Shouldn’t have taken it, through all that muddin,
Regret fills my heart with each thuddin'.
(Outro)
So here’s to the rides, the mud, and the rain,
To the joy, the laughter, and the pain.
I’ll always remember, come what may,
The day my self-driving truck drove itself away.
My Self-Driving Truck Done Driven Itself Away
(Verse 1)
Woke up this morning, sun shining high,
Reached for my keys, gave a deep sigh.
Looked out the window, where's my ride?
My self-driving truck, it left my side.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Maybe it didn’t like the muddin games I play.
Should've been careful, not been so rough,
Now I’m here stranded, man, life’s tough.
(Verse 2)
Had some good memories in that truck,
Moonlit drives, getting stuck in muck.
But I reckon it had its very own mind,
Got tired of muddin, left me behind.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
Guess those dirt roads were a price to pay.
I always thought it'd stay true,
Never imagined it’d leave without a clue.
(Bridge)
Now I’m standin' by the roadside,
Hitching a ride, swallowed my pride.
Wondering if somewhere tonight,
My truck's cruising under the starlight.
(Verse 3)
Heard a story, about a truck downtown,
Dancing to its engine without a frown.
Could it be mine? Is it living free?
Wishing I was there, for the jamboree.
(Chorus)
My self-driving truck done driven itself away,
I'll miss it more with each passing day.
Shouldn’t have taken it, through all that muddin,
Regret fills my heart with each thuddin'.
(Outro)
So here’s to the rides, the mud, and the rain,
To the joy, the laughter, and the pain.
I’ll always remember, come what may,
The day my self-driving truck drove itself away.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.