Bud Light Presents … Real BBs of Genius

[Bud Light Voiceover]

Today, we salute you, Mr. First Place in the National League East Proclaimer

(Mr. First Place in the National League East Proclaimer)

Year after year, season after season, you keep a thread going for your beloved New York Mets

(First Place!)

Things go well early, but then reality always strikes come September

(Ya gotta believe)

Even a billion dollar payroll can't help, because after all, this is baseball and they are the Mets

(Miracles don't exist)

So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you dreamer of rings, you wisher of crowns. The Bored awaits your team's ultimate demise... and the debut of Slamboree!

(Mr. First Place in the National League East Proclaimer)

Anheuser Busch.

St. Louis, Missouri


Slamboree! begins next Monday
April 17, 2023
Here on our Bored
And nowhere else!!!