It is not like the other promos.
That is to say, it is different.
And because it is different, it is better.
Because it is better your Bored experience is improved.
You are about to participate in another of Vandal's great adventures.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which Vandal calls
SLAMBOREE
Arriving this spring when you least expect it
Here on this Bored!
For you mere Earthlings!
#notrecycledpromos
Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
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The Creature
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BackInTex
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
This is concerning. I looked up Slamboree in my Alienese to English dictionary. There was no direct reference but it roughly translates to "buffet", with "slam" translating to "morsal" and "boree" translating to "limitless".
Players, beware and be careful.
Players, beware and be careful.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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SportsFan68
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
I love this promo because it was posted by The Creature.
I'm reading a book called Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus with a number of unusual characters, including a super-smart dog by the name of Six-Thirty. The book shows Six-Thirty becoming aware of an unborn child he calls the creature. He continues to call her the creature even after she's born. So The Creature reminded me pleasantly of Lessons in Chemistry, even though there are many part of the book that are not pleasant. Other parts of it are laugh out loud funny, so I guess you can say that so far, it balances.
Spencer Quinn wrote a series of mystery novels told from the point of view of Chet, another super-smart dog. I love them! I rarely buy a book these days, preferring instead to share with other library customers. But I think I'll buy these so I can re-read one whenever I need some cheering up.
I'm reading a book called Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus with a number of unusual characters, including a super-smart dog by the name of Six-Thirty. The book shows Six-Thirty becoming aware of an unborn child he calls the creature. He continues to call her the creature even after she's born. So The Creature reminded me pleasantly of Lessons in Chemistry, even though there are many part of the book that are not pleasant. Other parts of it are laugh out loud funny, so I guess you can say that so far, it balances.
Spencer Quinn wrote a series of mystery novels told from the point of view of Chet, another super-smart dog. I love them! I rarely buy a book these days, preferring instead to share with other library customers. But I think I'll buy these so I can re-read one whenever I need some cheering up.
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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The Creature
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
Do not worry yourselves.
We are here to serve BBs.
We are here to serve BBs.
Be afraid.
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BackInTex
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
What I was afraid of.The Creature wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 3:59 pmDo not worry yourselves.
We are here to serve BBs, with a side of potato salad and bread.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Beebs52
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littlebeast13
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
Muscle in on Ed Gein's territory and you might get turned into a green skinned purse...
lb13
Thursday comics! Squirrel pictures! The link to my CafePress store! All kinds of fun stuff!!!!
Visit my Evil Squirrel blog here: http://evilsquirrelsnest.com
Visit my Evil Squirrel blog here: http://evilsquirrelsnest.com
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Beebs52
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
Ed's an eco friendly psychopath.littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:30 amMuscle in on Ed Gein's territory and you might get turned into a green skinned purse...
lb13
Well, then
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The Creature
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Re: Do not attempt to understand the meaning of this promo.
We have heard of the earthling you call littlebeast13 and we know what will happen to him in the next promo.
Do not attempt to change history.
Do not attempt to change history.
Be afraid.
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mellytu74
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