Lyrically Speaking - 1/25/23

[Charlie Brown's Teacher]

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1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Bad to the Bone - Geroge Thorogood
2. Our Lips are sealed - Go Gos
3. Eyes without a face - Billy Idol
4. nope
5. nope
6. Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters
7. Aqualung - Jethro Tull
8. Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
9. Hip to be Square - Huey Lewis & the News
10. nope
11. You took the words right outta my mouth - Mr. Loaf
12. Big Balls - AC/DC


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) Anatomy

Kroxquo Bonus: I like Big Butts - Sir Mix a lot

Image Bonus:

[PanicinDetroit]

Wednesday

1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
BAD TO THE BONE - GEORGE THOROGOOD

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
OUR LIPS ARE SEALED - THE GOGOS

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
EYES WITHOUT A FACE - BILLY IDOL

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me
MUSCLES - DIANA ROSS

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending
TELL IT TO MY HEART - TAYLOR DANE

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time
SLOW HAND - THE POINTER SISTERS

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
AQUALUNG - JETHRO TULL

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
BRAIN DAMAGE - PINK FLOYD

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat
HIP TO BE SQUARE - HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH - MEAT LOAF

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
BIB BALLS - AC/DC

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
ANATOMY

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.
LEGS - ZZ TOP
Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

1. BAD TO THE BONE/GEORGE THOROGOOD

2. OUR LIPS ARE SEALED/THE GO-GOS

3. EYES WITHOUT A FACE/BILLY IDOL

6. SLOW HAND/THE POINTER SISTERS

7. AQUALUNG/JETHRO TULL

9. HIP TO BE SQUARE/HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

ANATOMY

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER/PAUL ANKA

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[jarnon]

Spoiler

1.Bad to the Bone
6.Slow Hand

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? anatomy

Kroxquo Bonus: Eye in the Sky, Alan Parsons Project

Image Bonus:

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. BAD TO THE BONE
2. OUR LIPS ARE SEALED - THE GO-GOS
3. EYES WITHOUT A FACE - BILLY IDOL
6. SLOW HAND - THE POINTERE SISTERS
7. AQUALUNG - JETHRO TULL
9. HIP TO BE SQUARE - HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
10. ON BENDED KNEE - BOYZ II MEN

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

ANATOMY

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

LEGS - ZZ TOP

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[littlebeast13]

Charlie Brown's Teacher seems to always bring out the best in the Image Bonus!

lb13

[SportsFan68]

I have to do a computer chore. Edit later will only finish what I started. . . .

Spoiler

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1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away

I was bad to the bone, George Thorogood and the Destroyers

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Eyes without a face. This is very distinctive, so I should get the artist. But Aargh! Can't do it.

. . . OK, back to finish. In the meantime, did not hear anyone singing Eyes Without a Face.

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time

Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat

Hip to be square, Huey Lewis and the News.

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Anatomy

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

Anyone who had a heart, Dionne Warwick

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?


My feet are killing me!

[kroxquo]

Edited to spoilerize

Spoiler

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1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away

Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

Our Lips Are Sealed - Go-Go's. (Guy joke from my high school days. Q-Why can't the Go-Go's have children? A-Their lips are sealed. I didn't say it was a joke I was proud of)

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so.
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time

Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste

You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth - Meat Loaf

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

Big Balls - Ac/DC. (I thought this was a song about fancy dances. How does it fit the theme?0

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? Anatomy(3 points)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

Pancreas - Weird Al Yankovic

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[earendel]

Spoiler

1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
BAD TO THE BONE - George Thorogood

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time
SLOW HAND - The Pointer Sisters

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)
I sure hope it's ANATOMY

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.
DOCTOR, MY EYES - Jackson Browne

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood/Destroyers
6. Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters
7. Aqualung - Jethro Tull
8. Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
11. You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth - Meat Loaf
12. Big Balls - AC/DC

What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? Anatomy

Kroxquo Bonus: Big Leg Emma - Frank Zappa


Image Bonus:

Before and after:

[Earl the Squirrel]

Charlie Brown's Teacher

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1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

Our Lips are Sealed - The Go Gos

These first two songs could be taken two different ways...

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Eyes Without a Face - Billy Idol

I almost sacrified the points for an Ed Gein bit, but I figured that would be encroaching on Bebe's territory

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time

Slow Hand - CONWAY TWITTY!!!1

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

Aqualung - Jethro Tull

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear

Brain Damage - Pink Floyd

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat

Hip to Be Square - Huey Lewis and the News

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste

You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth - Meatloaf

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

Big Balls - AC/DC


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Anatomy

You seem to run the gamut from joints to limbs to organs, so it looks to be generic body parts. Although with a bit more work, it could have been sex education

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

Only My Heart Talking - Alice Cooper

One of my faves from the later solo years

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?


[/quote]

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

2.) Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go Gos, 5.) Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne, 6.) Slowhand - The Pointer Sisters, 7.) Aqualung - Jethro Tull, 11.) You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth - Meat Loaf. Subject: Anatomy. Krox Bonus: Sweet Head - David Bowie.

[mrkelley23]

Spoiler

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1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away

Bad to the Bone -- George Thorogood

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal

Our Lips are Sealed -- The Go-Gos

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Eyes without a Face -- Billy Idol

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me

Muscles -- Diana Ross

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time

Slow Hand -- Pointer Sisters

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

Aqualung -- Jethro Tull

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear

Brain Damage -- Pink Floyd

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat

Hip to be Square -- Huey Lewis and the News

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste

You Took the Words Right out of My Mouth -- Meat Loaf

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety

Big Balls -- AC/DC


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points)

Anatomy

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that would fit in with today's lesson.

Redneck Woman -- Gretchen Wilson

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

No time, sorry

[BackInTex]

Spoiler

I got a rock!

Literally, nothing. Serveral sound familiar but I can't conntect them to a song.


Image Bonus:

[littlebeast13]

1. The head nurse spoke up
Said, "Leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood

2. Can you see them?
See right through them
They have no shield
No secrets to reveal
Our Lips Are Sealed - Go Go's

3. I'm on this bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there so
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Eyes Without A Face - Billy Idol (The ass slappingest video of the 80's...)

4. She said she wants a man
To always understand
But that's alright for her
Still it ain't enough for me
Muscles - Diana Ross

5. The passion's so complete
It's never ending
As long as I receive, the message you're sending
Tell It To My Heart - Taylor Dayne

6. Darlin', don't say a word,
'cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
If I want it all night
you say it's alright
We got the time
Slow Hand - Pointer Sisters (I had to really dig for this one because SOMEONE ELSE'S version with slightly different lyrics came up on Google....)

7. Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Aqualung - Jethro Tull

8. And if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
Brain Damage - Pink Floyd

9. I like my bands in business suits
I watch them on TV
I'm working out most every day
And watchin' what I eat
Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis & the News (Huey and the gang had a lot of great videos for their 80's hits, but this was one was really stupid...)

10. Darlin' I, I can't explain
Where did we lose our way?
Girl it's drivin' me insane
And I know I just need one more chance
To prove my love to you
On Bended Knee - Boys II Men

11. While you were licking your lips and lipstick shining
I was dying just to ask for a taste
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth - Meatloaf (Speaking of long-ass titles, Mr. Loaf had the market cornered on those...)

12. Well I'm upper-upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
Big Balls - AC/DC (It still amazes me how many of my regulars miss this one. I mean, I only use it every year....)


What subject is Charlie Brown's Teacher teaching today? (3 points) - Anatomy

This is CBT's 11th class she's taught in the LSWE's history, and I have to look back each year to make sure I don't repeat a subject. After math, spelling, geography, sex ed, literature, driver's ed, music, shop class, astronomy, PE and now anatomy.... I'm running out of good subjects I can work songs in for. But I'm sure we'll get another of her muted trumpet lectures next year....

Image Bonus: Got a visual aid for the teacher's class?

As I mentioned, I love the visual aids for the class each year! Of all the worthy contenders, the one tickled me the most was jarnon's gummy bear anatomy chart. The fact that it said "Gummi Bär" made it even better! 5 IBB points for him!

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:


Weasel gets 3 JJC points for getting the name of that Sir Mixalot song wrong for the second time this year, and for heartless men everywhere...

Panic gets 2 JJC points for not learning any French...

frank gets 3 JJC points for the old ABC Bored's favorite celebrity to double censor...

jarnon gets a supermax for the gummi bär...

melly gets 2 JJC points for plastic toy anatomy (Hi to Applejack, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash up in the corner there...)

Sprots gets 2 JJC points for finding new ways to cheat by editing her answers, and for the nastiest Image Bonus ever....

Krox gets 2 JJC points for sealed lips and sending me to Google yet again...

ear gets a JJC point for anatomical pasties...

Vandal gets 2 JJC points for plastic surgery gone horribly wrong...

Earl gets a supermax for CONWAY F'ING TWITTY!!!1 and for 1001 uses for a cat...

mrk gets 2 JJC points for creatively shoehorning a Krox and for a heartfelt apology that the LSWE isn't the most important thing in everyone's life...

BiT gets a supermax to go with his rock...


Points:

Weasel 26+3
Panic 32+2
frank 22+3
jarnon 12+5+5
melly 23+2
Sprots 17+2
Krox 22+2
ear 14+1
Vandal 22+2
Earl 28+5
Hottie 15
mrk 25+2
BiT 0+5