Isn't There Supposed To Be A Parade?

[High School Slutatorian]

Two Rods????

Yes please!!!!!!!!

[Romney Wordsworth]

I hereby declare this parade OBSOLETE!!!!!!!

[LookingForHumorPoints]

Penguin!!! Good to see you again!

Wanna call on Catwoman with me? I hear she's looking for two rods....

[Col Nathan Jessep Fantine]

Merrymen, we need to march in a parade, and that parade is up on a wall

Who's gonna do it?

You, shovel head? You, bucket butt?

You want me on that wall!!

You need me on that wall!

[Zager and Evans]

In the year 7510

If God's a coming,

He oughta make it by then

Maybe He'll look around Himself and say

Whose idea was it to have a parade today?

[Frankie Laine]

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Merrymen are provin'
They keep the posts a-groovin'

Parade!

Don't try to understand 'em,
Just watch and join the fandom,
Soon you'll be living well and fine.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out

Parade!

Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in

Paraaaaaaade!

[Dizzy Miss Lizzie]

I won't say who

But someone needs a damn good whacking...

or forty

[Boredman Polanski]

Don't mind me

I'm just trolling for 13-year-old girls

There's one now...

[Girl From Porky's]

I know what you're thinking:

Mike Hunt is the highlight of the parade

You've all come to see Mike Hunt in all of Mike Hunt's glory

Please know that Mike Hunt loves you too!

[silverscreenselect]

Where's my buddy, the Flag?

You can't have a parade without the American flag with its seven... er, nine rows of stars.

[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]

Always remember this:

Internet posts die. That's what they're here for. But the Bored lives forever,

and that means

you live forever.

[Nine Horizontal Rows of Stars]

All hail the colors of America:



50 stars

9 rows

Unforgettable

[Giant Gambian Rat]

Sorry I’m late I just got released from the monkeypox quarantine

[Oliver Stoned]

There is no parade.

There never was a parade.

There never will be a parade.

Merrymen are part of a vast conspiracy. Or are they?


Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

[Politically Incorrect Inc.]

Remember: A parade is a perfect time to light up a cigarette, as is your right.

Blow a few smoke rings while you're at it.

The crowd will love you for it.

Be sure and toss the butt to the ground when you're done.

That's the American way.

[Jack Webb]

Watching this parade is like having the read every crappy recycled promo on a loop.

At least I get to call you kids a bunch of guttermouth punks.

[Master Po]

If we can have a white man portray an Asian monk, we can have a parade made up of Merrymen.

Ain't America great?

[Cigarette Nazi]

Remember: A parade is a perfect time to light up a cigarette, as is your right.

Blow a few smoke rings while you're at it.

The crowd will love you for it.

Be sure and toss the butt to the ground when you're done.

That's the American way.

Vee vill teach you zee Nazi vay!

PUT OUT THAT SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cigarette Nazi]

And that goes for Rod and Jack as well!!! I know what kind of chain smoking chimneys you two butt puffers were.....

[Marge Schott]

Alrighty, now it seems Hitler actually has gone too far.....

COUGH! HACK!

[SportsFan68]

LOL! You guys are great!

Sorry I missed it.

[John Carpenter]

We should call this John Carpenter's parade.

Wait, better yet:

John Carpenter Presents

John Carpenter's Merryman Parade

Starring John Carpenter

And others.


Cut! Print!

[Evil Squirrel]

LOL! You guys are great!

Sorry I missed it.

That's OK, Sprotsie Baby! We can sit on the couch together and watch the rerun while you scritch me!

I call for the lap seat!!!!!!!