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Got me a checkup today

#1 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:42 pm

Doc Quinn determined I had a baby squirrel in my ear, mama squirrel in my tummy and I got all the squirrels in my back.
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#2 Post by BackInTex » Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:46 pm

Beebs52 wrote:Doc Quinn determined I had a baby squirrel in my ear, mama squirrel in my tummy and I got all the squirrels in my back.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#3 Post by Billy Bored Thornton » Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:38 pm

I'm happy to hear yer brain scan revealed nothin'.

And next time you wanna play doctor, make sure to give ol' Billy Bored a call. No waitin'.


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Re: Got me a checkup today

#4 Post by littlebeast13 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:39 am

From the neck up?

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Re: Got me a checkup today

#5 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:13 pm

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I'm happy to hear yer brain scan revealed nothin'.

And next time you wanna play doctor, make sure to give ol' Billy Bored a call. No waitin'.


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Re: Got me a checkup today

#6 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:15 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?

lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#7 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:46 am

Beebs52 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?

lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#8 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:21 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?

lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#9 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:25 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#10 Post by Beebs52 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:27 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
Similar to the knee plexor assault.
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Re: Got me a checkup today

#11 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:39 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
Similar to the knee plexor assault.
Indeed.
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