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#1 Post by Director_Of_Promos » Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:15 pm

The first crappy promo set entirely in space.


They're young. They're gorgeous.

They have a spaceship all to themselves.

What could go wrong?


TBone and silvercamaro star in...

A Steven SpielBored production of a Steven SpielBored film.



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#2 Post by littlebeast13 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:37 am

Director_Of_Promos wrote:The first crappy promo set entirely in space.


They're young. They're gorgeous.

They have a spaceship all to themselves.

What could go wrong?


TBone and silvercamaro star in...



Well, I can vouch for the fact that SC matches that description. But I thought TBone was an old fart.....

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#3 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:41 am

Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...

Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
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#4 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:15 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...

Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
You won't need any parts below the waist for that role.
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#5 Post by T_Bone0806 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:31 am

Well, I can vouch for the fact that SC matches that description. But I thought TBone was an old fart.....
It's called acting, son. A little respect, please. You are, after all, talking with the winner of the highly prestigious Wilbur H. Lynch High School Drama Department's Kirk Douglas
Award in 1975 for best performance. My pinpoint portrayal of Mayor Shinn in The Music Man was so convincing that hundreds of audience members were calling for my
impeachment. At least I THINK that's what they meant when they were all yelling "get him out of there!" :shock: :roll:



Besides, Hollywood has a long tradition of casting old fart actors with attractive actresses 20 years younger or more.
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#6 Post by Director_Of_Promos » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:07 pm

MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...

Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?

That part has already been cast.



Some guy named Uly used to beg for roles, too.
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#7 Post by BackInTex » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:12 am

Director_Of_Promos wrote:
MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...

Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?

That part has already been cast.



Some guy named Uly used to beg for roles, too.
Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
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#8 Post by MarleysGh0st » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:06 pm

BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!

But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad. 8)
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#9 Post by earendel » Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:46 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!

But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad. 8)
At least you get the occasional role. Me, I'm typecast - I only show up for LOTR promos. :evil:
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#10 Post by BackInTex » Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:33 am

MarleysGh0st wrote:
BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!

But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad. 8)
My agent is the best. Not only did I get a front & almost center just to the right role, but I got to demonstrate my acting flexibility by showing mostly my left side.

I really look like I'm asleep, right? Well I wasn't. It was just good acting.


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#11 Post by T_Bone0806 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:35 pm

Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
As my H. S. Drama Coach would always say "there are no small parts, only small actors". He was quoting someone but I can't remember who.

Actually, thank goodness for those small actors..I don't think someone like Ted "Lurch" Cassidy would've been a good munchkin.
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#12 Post by Estonut » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:08 pm

T_Bone0806 wrote:As my H. S. Drama Coach would always say "there are no small parts, only small actors". He was quoting someone but I can't remember who.
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