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Federal lockdown?

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:54 pm

One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob
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#2 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:59 pm

Are the helicopters black?
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#3 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:02 pm

flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob
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#4 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:16 pm

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flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob
They're responding to a report that Muslims have been spotted working there. Either Muslims or the corpse of Charles Manson.
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#5 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:21 pm

Bob78164 wrote:One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob
Just a media lockdown as far as I can tell.
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Re: Federal lockdown?

#6 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:22 pm

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Bob78164 wrote:One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob
Just a media lockdown as far as I can tell.
Based on the complete lack of news coverage, I'm drawing the tentative conclusion that whatever is going on is local. --Bob
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Re: Federal lockdown?

#7 Post by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:16 pm

silverscreenselect wrote:
Bob78164 wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob
They're responding to a report that Muslims have been spotted working there. Either Muslims or the corpse of Charles Manson.

This is a LIE! There are no Muslims working in America. There haven ever been any Muslims working in America. Please go back to whatever you were doing and ignore any dark skinned men carrying backpacks...

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Re: Federal lockdown?

#8 Post by flockofseagulls104 » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:56 pm

Paranoia, anyone?
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Re: Federal lockdown?

#9 Post by Estonut » Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:12 pm

Bob78164 wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them.
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