(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Getting it done early today.
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle, Gordon Lightfoot
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Windy, The Association
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle, Gordon Lightfoot
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Windy, The Association
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. Brandy - The Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
5. Sherry - Frankie Valli/Four Seasons
7. Wasted on the Way - CSN
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
Kroxquo Bonus:
Black Cow - Steely Dan
Image Bonus:
2. Brandy - The Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
5. Sherry - Frankie Valli/Four Seasons
7. Wasted on the Way - CSN
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
Kroxquo Bonus:
Black Cow - Steely Dan
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
SloppyDrunkGuy
(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle -- Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) -- The Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice -- Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry Baby -- Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) -- Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted on the Way -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Two bottles Down and I"m still Married -- Melania Trump
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot -- Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red, Red Wine -- UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
Tiny Tim Bubbles -- Dawn T Ho
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love This Bar -- Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Whiskey River -- Willie Nelson
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle -- Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) -- The Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice -- Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry Baby -- Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) -- Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted on the Way -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Two bottles Down and I"m still Married -- Melania Trump
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot -- Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red, Red Wine -- UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
Tiny Tim Bubbles -- Dawn T Ho
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love This Bar -- Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Whiskey River -- Willie Nelson
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
In the Mean Time, My Name is Kroxquo and I've Been Sober For 30 minutes - Failed AA
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Something Tasteful and Artistic - Mitch Miller and the Gang
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes. I've always believed that the real outcome of that song would be a lot nastier than both of them chuckling about how silly they are.
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Another Song I Know I Should Know and Probably Would If I weren't So Drunk Right Now - Pop the Corks
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
When I sober Up, It Will Be My Low - Louie the Lush
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer - Oh Wait That's Three
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
So Pass Me the Box of Wine - The Fabulous Thunderbirds
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And That's Just On Ladies' Night - The Dew Drop Inners
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum (Santa's Run Off to the Caribbean) - Jimmy Buffett
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
In the Mean Time, My Name is Kroxquo and I've Been Sober For 30 minutes - Failed AA
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Something Tasteful and Artistic - Mitch Miller and the Gang
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes. I've always believed that the real outcome of that song would be a lot nastier than both of them chuckling about how silly they are.
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Another Song I Know I Should Know and Probably Would If I weren't So Drunk Right Now - Pop the Corks
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
When I sober Up, It Will Be My Low - Louie the Lush
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer - Oh Wait That's Three
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
So Pass Me the Box of Wine - The Fabulous Thunderbirds
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
And That's Just On Ladies' Night - The Dew Drop Inners
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum (Santa's Run Off to the Caribbean) - Jimmy Buffett
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. Brandy - Looking Glass
6. The Pina Colada Song - Rupert Holmes
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
12. I Love This Bar - Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Tequila Sunrise - The Eagles
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
2. Brandy - Looking Glass
6. The Pina Colada Song - Rupert Holmes
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
12. I Love This Bar - Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Tequila Sunrise - The Eagles
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
My participation still isn't 100 proof.
1. Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce
2. Brandy (You're a Fine Girl), Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance), Leo Sayer
4. Gin and Juice, Snoop Dogg
5. Sherry, the Four Seasons
6. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
7. Wasted on the Way, Crosby Stills & Nash (without Young, I believe)
8. Shame, Evelyn Champagne King
9. Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine, Neil Diamond or UB40
11. nope
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Tipsy, J-Kwon
Image Bonus: This jackass definitely needs to put down the bottle.
2. Brandy (You're a Fine Girl), Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance), Leo Sayer
4. Gin and Juice, Snoop Dogg
5. Sherry, the Four Seasons
6. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
7. Wasted on the Way, Crosby Stills & Nash (without Young, I believe)
8. Shame, Evelyn Champagne King
9. Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine, Neil Diamond or UB40
11. nope
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Tipsy, J-Kwon
Image Bonus: This jackass definitely needs to put down the bottle.
"[Drumpf's] name alone creates division and anger, whose words inspire dissension and hatred, and can't possibly 'Make America Great Again.'" --Kobe Bryant (1978-2020)
"In times of crisis, the wise build bridges. The foolish build barriers." --Chadwick Boseman (1976-2020)
"In times of crisis, the wise build bridges. The foolish build barriers." --Chadwick Boseman (1976-2020)
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. TIME IN A BOTTLE/JIM CROCE
2. BRANDY/LOOKING GLASS
5. SHERRY/THE FOUR SEASONS (so that's what they were singing!)
6. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)/RUPERT HOLMES
8. SHAME/EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT/BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE/UB40
2. BRANDY/LOOKING GLASS
5. SHERRY/THE FOUR SEASONS (so that's what they were singing!)
6. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)/RUPERT HOLMES
8. SHAME/EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT/BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE/UB40
BLOODY MARY/MEN'S CHORUS IN SOUTH PACIFICKroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce
2. Brandy
6. Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
Kroxquo Bonus: Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett
Image Bonus:
2. Brandy
6. Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
Kroxquo Bonus: Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett
Image Bonus:
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ShamelessWeasel
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. Time in a bottle - Jim Croce
2. Brandy - Looking Glass
3. nope
4. nope
5. Sherry - Frnakie Valli
6. Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
7. nope
8. nope
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine - UB40
11. nope
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Too drunk to fuck - Dead kennedys
Image Bonus:
2. Brandy - Looking Glass
3. nope
4. nope
5. Sherry - Frnakie Valli
6. Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
7. nope
8. nope
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine - UB40
11. nope
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Too drunk to fuck - Dead kennedys
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
ESCAPE(THE PINA COLADA SONG) - RUPERT HOLMES
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
WASTED ON THE WAY - CROSBY, STILLS, AND NASH
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
RED, RED WINE - UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I WILL BUY YOU A NEW LIFE - EVERCLEAR
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
ANYTHING BY GEORGE THOROGOOD - HOW ABOUT I DRINK ALONE
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
ESCAPE(THE PINA COLADA SONG) - RUPERT HOLMES
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
WASTED ON THE WAY - CROSBY, STILLS, AND NASH
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
RED, RED WINE - UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I WILL BUY YOU A NEW LIFE - EVERCLEAR
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
ANYTHING BY GEORGE THOROGOOD - HOW ABOUT I DRINK ALONE
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time In A Bottle-Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)-Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)-Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Let's Go Drop Water Balloons Off The Roof-Missing The Point
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry-Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)-Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted On The Way-Crosby, Stills & Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
One Hand Holding A Beer, The Other Hand...Ummm, Never Mind-The Cleared Histories
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot-Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine-UB40 or the song's writer and originator, Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
After This Election We Could ALL Use A Drink-The Bipartisan Boozers
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Nobody Goes There Anymore (It's Too Crowded)-Yogi Berra
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Pink Elephants On Parade-Dumbo Soundtrack
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time In A Bottle-Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)-Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)-Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Let's Go Drop Water Balloons Off The Roof-Missing The Point
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry-Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)-Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted On The Way-Crosby, Stills & Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
One Hand Holding A Beer, The Other Hand...Ummm, Never Mind-The Cleared Histories
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot-Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine-UB40 or the song's writer and originator, Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
After This Election We Could ALL Use A Drink-The Bipartisan Boozers
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Nobody Goes There Anymore (It's Too Crowded)-Yogi Berra
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Pink Elephants On Parade-Dumbo Soundtrack
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
"#$%&@*&"-Donald F. Duck
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
2. He came on a summer's daySpoiler
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
3. Hand me down my tuxedoSpoiler
Brandy -
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
7. Look around meSpoiler
Pina Colada -
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...Spoiler
Lover of Soft Animals and Fine Art
1st annual international BBBL Champeeeeen!
1st annual international BBBL Champeeeeen!
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mellytu74
- Posts: 9694
- Joined: Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:02 pm
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE
2. BRANDY - LOOKING GLASS
3. LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER
4. I am betting this is GIN AND JUICE - SNOOP DOG
5. SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS
6. THE PINA COLADA SONG - RUPERT HOLMES
7. NOPE
8. SHAME - EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE - UB40
11. NOPE
12. I LOVE THIS BAR - TOBY KEITH
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Well, since Red Solo Cup is gone (because of a repeat of Toby Keith), I will go for a guy who reminds me a lot of Toby Keith
ONE FOR MY BABY AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD -- Frank Sinatra
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
2. BRANDY - LOOKING GLASS
3. LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER
4. I am betting this is GIN AND JUICE - SNOOP DOG
5. SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS
6. THE PINA COLADA SONG - RUPERT HOLMES
7. NOPE
8. SHAME - EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE - UB40
11. NOPE
12. I LOVE THIS BAR - TOBY KEITH
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Well, since Red Solo Cup is gone (because of a repeat of Toby Keith), I will go for a guy who reminds me a lot of Toby Keith
ONE FOR MY BABY AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD -- Frank Sinatra
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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- Joined: Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:36 pm
- Location: Texas
Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin And Juice - Snoop Dogg
I know this because I used it in an LS game once.
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry Baby - Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes
or is it Pina Colada Song (Escape)?
I would like to see how it would end if this happened in real life.
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
My apartment complex
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Tequila Sunrise - Eagles
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin And Juice - Snoop Dogg
I know this because I used it in an LS game once.
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry Baby - Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes
or is it Pina Colada Song (Escape)?
I would like to see how it would end if this happened in real life.
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
My apartment complex
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Tequila Sunrise - Eagles
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Spoiler
1.) Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce, 2.) Brandy - Looking Glass, 6.) The Pina Colada Song - , 9.) Big Shot - Billy Joel, 10.) Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond. Krox: Stumblin' In - Suzi Quatro & Chris Norman.
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SportsFan68
- No Scritches!!!
- Posts: 21300
- Joined: Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:36 pm
- Location: God's Country
Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
Maybe I shouldn't do so well on this one . . .
SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy, Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape, Rupert Holmes. The Pina Colada Song.
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
So far, they've been super easy or impossible. This one is wrapped around the edge of my consciousness, but I don't think I'm gonna get it.
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red, Red Wine
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love this Bar, Toby Keith. A CW song! You're losing your touch!
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
I'm gonna hire a wino, David Frizzell
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
-- In Iroquois society, leaders are encouraged to remember seven generations in the past and consider seven generations in the future when making decisions that affect the people.
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
-- America would be a better place if leaders would do more long-term thinking. -- Wilma Mankiller
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
SloppyDrunkGuy
(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass (a two-fer!)
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice - Snoop Cougar Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Nope
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Nope
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
Nope
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
I combined the bonuses for ya!
Alcohol - The Kinks (I bet you thought I was going to Krox "Alcohol" by BNL. Ha!!1)
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass (a two-fer!)
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice - Snoop Cougar Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Nope
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Nope
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
Nope
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
Nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
I combined the bonuses for ya!
Alcohol - The Kinks (I bet you thought I was going to Krox "Alcohol" by BNL. Ha!!1)
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
SloppyDrunkGuy
(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
"Time in a Bottle" - Jim Croce ?
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
"Brandy (You're a Fine Squirrel)" - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
"Gin and Juice" - Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
"Sherry" - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" - Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
"Wasted on the Way" - Crosby, Stills, and Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
"Big Shot" - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
"I Love This Bar" - Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
"Love on the Rocks" - Foster Brooks, er...I mean Neil Diamond
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)
(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!
HIC!!!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
"Time in a Bottle" - Jim Croce ?
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
"Brandy (You're a Fine Squirrel)" - Looking Glass
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
"Gin and Juice" - Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
"Sherry" - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" - Rupert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
"Wasted on the Way" - Crosby, Stills, and Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
"Big Shot" - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
"I Love This Bar" - Toby Keith
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
"Love on the Rocks" - Foster Brooks, er...I mean Neil Diamond
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
President, Big Taste Nation
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass (And this is the song where I always state that the Annie Bonus does not apply to parentheticals)
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Franki Valli and the Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted on the Way - Crosby Stills & Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Shame - Evelyn Champagne King
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I Will Buy You A New Life - Everclear
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love This Bar - Toby Keith (And I HATE this old Mecca Radio standard...)
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
Lots of ground rule doubles, but no real homeruns.... so I'm going with elwood and Drunk Lives Matter for the 5 point IBB!
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass (And this is the song where I always state that the Annie Bonus does not apply to parentheticals)
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg
5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Franki Valli and the Four Seasons
6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted on the Way - Crosby Stills & Nash
8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Shame - Evelyn Champagne King
9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - UB40
11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I Will Buy You A New Life - Everclear
12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love This Bar - Toby Keith (And I HATE this old Mecca Radio standard...)
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
Lots of ground rule doubles, but no real homeruns.... so I'm going with elwood and Drunk Lives Matter for the 5 point IBB!
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Re: Lyrically Speaking - 1/26/17
JJC Points:
vandal gets 2 JJC points for real life kiddie lit...
mrk gets a JJC point for Tiny Tim Bubbles...
Krox gets 3 JJC points for Mitch Miller's wild parties and for why you should never try to eat bottle caps...
Nelly gets 2 JJC points for Kanye the ass...
frank gets 2 JJC points for that sign, which I couldn't help but read in the same way a televangelist would have (oh, and that poor baby.... scarred for life now. Just look at its face!)...
jarnon gets 2 JJC points for reminding me why I'll be sleeping in next Sunday...
Weasel gets a JJC point for starting them off young...
Panic gets a JJC point for the most pickled celebrity ever (And a yearly wasted pick by me back when we did the Ghoul Pool)...
TBone gets 2 JJC points for Yogi and cleared histories...
melly gets 2 JJC points for catching Sloppy Drunk Guy passed out...
elwood gets 3 JJC points remembering Gin and Juice, living in the low rent district, and for COPS...
Hottie gets a JJC point for a great Krox...
Sprots gets a JJC point for knowing the Toby Keith song but not the Snoop Dogg song...
Esto gets 2 JJC points for what has to be the worst imitation of drunkenness I've ever seen...
Search gets 2 JJC points for being the only one to get in a Foster Brooks reference...
Points:
Bob 5
vandal 19+2
mrk 27+1
Krox 17+3
BiT 17
Nelly 27+2
frank 21+2
jarnon 11+2
Weasel 19+1
Panic 23+1
TBone 23+1
Saucy 8
melly 27+2
elwood 23+3+5
Hottie 11+1
Sprots 20+1
Esto 23+2
Search 18+2
vandal gets 2 JJC points for real life kiddie lit...
mrk gets a JJC point for Tiny Tim Bubbles...
Krox gets 3 JJC points for Mitch Miller's wild parties and for why you should never try to eat bottle caps...
Nelly gets 2 JJC points for Kanye the ass...
frank gets 2 JJC points for that sign, which I couldn't help but read in the same way a televangelist would have (oh, and that poor baby.... scarred for life now. Just look at its face!)...
jarnon gets 2 JJC points for reminding me why I'll be sleeping in next Sunday...
Weasel gets a JJC point for starting them off young...
Panic gets a JJC point for the most pickled celebrity ever (And a yearly wasted pick by me back when we did the Ghoul Pool)...
TBone gets 2 JJC points for Yogi and cleared histories...
melly gets 2 JJC points for catching Sloppy Drunk Guy passed out...
elwood gets 3 JJC points remembering Gin and Juice, living in the low rent district, and for COPS...
Hottie gets a JJC point for a great Krox...
Sprots gets a JJC point for knowing the Toby Keith song but not the Snoop Dogg song...
Esto gets 2 JJC points for what has to be the worst imitation of drunkenness I've ever seen...
Search gets 2 JJC points for being the only one to get in a Foster Brooks reference...
Points:
Bob 5
vandal 19+2
mrk 27+1
Krox 17+3
BiT 17
Nelly 27+2
frank 21+2
jarnon 11+2
Weasel 19+1
Panic 23+1
TBone 23+1
Saucy 8
melly 27+2
elwood 23+3+5
Hottie 11+1
Sprots 20+1
Esto 23+2
Search 18+2