Lyrically Speaking - 1/19/17

[Cigarette Nazi]

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Smokin' in the Boy's Room - Brownsville Station
2. Kind of a Drag - The Buckinghams
4. Leader of the pack - Shangri-Las
7. Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac

Kroxquo Bonus:
One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley

Image Bonus:

[BackInTex]

Spoiler

1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin' in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway



3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following



4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader of the Pack - The Shirelles

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late



6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs



7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place



9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love



10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file



11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count



12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me




Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Celebrate - Kool and the Gang


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

1. Smoking in the Boys' Room/Brownsville Station
2. Kind of a Drag/The Buckinghams
4. Leader of the Pack/The Shangri-Las
5. Hard Habit to Break/Chicago

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

That Smell/Lynyrd Skynyrd

Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

With luck, it will eventually show up as a picture:

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Smokin in the boys room - Motley Crew
2. nope
3. Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie
4. Leader of the pack - ???
5. nope
6. nope
7. Second hand news - Fleetwood Mac
8. The Freshman - The Verve Pipe (love this song)
9. Light up - Styx
10. Cancer - Joe jackson
11. Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd
12. nope

Kroxquo Bonus: Been caught stealing - Jane's ADDICTION


Image Bonus:

[Pastor Fireball]

Spoiler

1. Smokin' in the Boys Room, Brownsville Station or Motley Crue
2. nope
3. nope
4. Leader of the Pack, the Shangri-Las
5. Hard Habit to Break, Chicago
6. nope
7. Second Hand News, Fleetwood Mac
8. The Freshmen, the Verve Pipe
9. nope
10. nope
11. Have a Cigar, Pink Floyd
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Up in a Puff of Smoke, Polly Brown
Image Bonus: Since I enjoy the occasional Black & Mild, here is rapper Ab-Soul taking the advice of Pink Floyd at the #11 song.

[mellytu74]

Edited to fix image url

Spoiler

1. SMOKIN IN THE BOYS ROOM -BROWNSVILLE STATION
2. KIND OF A DRAG - THE BUCKINGHAMS
3. ASHES TO ASHES - BOWIE
4. LEADER OF THE PACK - SHANGRA-LAS
5. NOPE
6. NOPE
7. SECOND HAND NEWS - FLEETWOOD MAC
8. NOPE
9. NOPE
10. NOPE
11. NOPE
12. BERTHA BUTT BOOGIE - JIMMY CASTOR


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

SMOKE FROM YOUR CIGARETTE - THE MELLOWS (WITH LILLIAN LEACH)


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

In honor of yesterday's voting ....

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin' In The Boys Room. Those of the younger persuasion will say Motley Crue (yuk). Those of us with gray and thinning hairlines will say Brownsville Station, comment that they just don't make music like that anymore, and yell at you to get off our lawns.


2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

Kind Of a Drag-The Buckinghams


3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

Ashes To Ashes-David Bowie


4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader Of The Pack-The Shangri-Las


5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

Hard Habit To Break-Chicago


6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

High In The Sky-Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg


7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News-Fleetwood Mac


8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

The Freshman-The Verve Pipe


9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

Light Up-Styx


10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Porn and Viagra (It's the New Netflix and Chill)-The Smokin' Guns


11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

Have A Cigar-Pink Floyd


12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Bertha Butt Boogie-Jimmy Castor Bunch



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Cigarette Lighter Love Song-Marvelous 3



Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[jarnon]

Spoiler

1. Smoking in the Boys’ Room
4. Leader of the Pack

Kroxquo Bonus: One Toke Over The Line, Brewer & Shipley

Image Bonus:

[mrkelley23]

Cigarette Nazi

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin' in the Boys' Room -- Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

Kind of a Drag -- The Buckinghams? Could have used this one yesterday, too.

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

Is that your hip joint, or you just happy to see me? --

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader of the Pack -- The Shangri-Las

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

Hard Habit to Break -- Chicago

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

What's Your Vector, Victor -- Otto Pilot

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News -- Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

Shotgun -- Booker T and the MGs

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

Light Up -- Styx

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Everything Gives you Cancer -- Joe Jackson

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

Have a Stogie -- William Morris

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Bertha Butt Boogie -- Jimmy Castor Bunch


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes -- The Platters


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smoking in the Boys Room - Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader of the Pack - Shangri-Las

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

Hard Habit to Break - Chicago

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand Blues - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

We Love to Smoke - Patty & Selma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2K21UvwBpk


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...
You can smoke on this Bored..... if you're on fire!

[a1mamacat]

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Spoiler

Leader of the Pack - Little Eva

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here
SMOKIN IN THE BOYS ROOM - BROWNSVILLE STATION

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
ASHES TO ASHES - DAVID BOWIE

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff
SECOND HAND NEWS - FLEETWOOD MAC

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place
FRESHMEN - THE VERVE PIPE

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love
LIGHT UP - STYX

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file
CANCER - JOE JACKSON

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count
HAVE A CIGAR - PINK FLOYD




Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.
DON'T BOGART THAT JOINT - LITTLE FEAT (among others)

[BobMarleysGh0st]

My BB thought I should take this one.

Spoiler

1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin' in the Boys' Room - Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader of the Pack

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Jimmy Castor Bunch

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Puff The Magic Dragon - Peter, Paul & Mary

Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Spoiler

Smoking In The Boys' Room -

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

Spoiler

Ashes To Ashes - David Bowie

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Spoiler

Leader Of The Pack -

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Spoiler

Secondhand News - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Spoiler

Puff The Magic Dragon - Peter,Paul & Mary.

Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[SportsFan68]

My screen is completely weird. I'm gonna give this a try, but I dunno . . .

[SportsFan68]

Spoiler

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin in the boys room, Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

Kind of a Drag

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

Leader of the Pack, Shangri Las

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

You're a hard habit to break, Chicago


6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News, Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! that cigarette, Willie Nelson


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[Bob78164]

On the scoreboard.

1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smokin' in the Boys' Room

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

--Bob

[TheSearchIsOn]

Cigarette Nazi

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

"Smoking in the Boys' Room" - Brownsville Station

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

"Leader of the Pack" - Shangri Las

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

"Hard Habit to Break" - Chicago

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

"Second Hand News" - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

"Closer" - Chainsmokers featuring Halsey

Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[Estonut]

Cigarette Nazi

Alright everyone...... I am here to remind you that the LSWE is a SMOKE FREE zone! Anyone caught smoking, toking, puffing or even vaping will be asked to leave IMMEDIATELY, with my boot in your ass! Now that we've cleared the air of all those nasty (cough) carcinogens, here's today's game that focuses on the dirty, nasty, disgusting habit that keeps me gainfully employed in these politically correct days...

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here

Smoking in the Boys' Room - Brownsville Station


2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway

Kind of a Drag - The Buckinghams


3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following

Ashes to Ashes - David Bowie (RIP)


4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town

The Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las


5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late

Hard Habit to Break - Chicago


6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs

Nope


7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff

Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac


8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe


9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love

Light Up - Styx


10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Cancer - Joe Jackson


11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count

Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd


12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me

Bertha Butt Boogie - Jimmy Castor Bunch


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that in some way relates to smoking.

Last Cigarette - Dramarama



Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

[littlebeast13]

1. Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here
Smokin' in the Boys Rooms - Brownsville Station (I actually agree with TBone on the Motley Crue version, though their video was one of the crown jewels of the classic MTV era...)

2. Girl, I still love you (I still love you)
I'll always love you (I'll always love you)
Anyway
Anyway
Anyway
Kind of a Drag - Buckinghams

3. They got a message
From the action man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
Ashes To Ashes - David Bowie

4. My folks were always
Putting him down (Down, down)
They said he came from
The wrong side of town
Leader of the Pack - Shangri-Las

5. I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what you got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late
Hard Habit To Break - Chicago

6. Awake on my airplane
Awake on my airplane
My skin is bare
My skin is theirs
Take a Picture - Filter (I don't think anyone got this late 90's hit that still occasionally gets played...)

7. I know I got nothing on you
I know there`s nothing to do
When times go bad
You can`t get enough
Won`t you lay me down in the tall grass and
Let me do my stuff
Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac

8. I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place
The Freshmen - Verve Pipe

9. Every day's a holiday
When your lips meet mine
The music's keepin time
With our love
Light Up - Styx

10. Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file
Cancer - Joe Jackson

11. We`re just knocked out
We heard about the sellout
You gotta get an album out
You owe it to the people
We`re so happy, we can hardly count
Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd

12. Hey Leroy, get away from that woman
That boy'll never learn
Uh oh, here comes the troglodyte
Come here, sock it to me
The Bertha Butt Boogie - Jimmy Castor Bunch


Image Bonus: Show me a picture that should come with a Surgeon General's warning...

I had a really shitty day yesterday, so finally getting around to read the answers for this game was the highlight of my day. This was one of the better Image Bonuses since I started it three years ago, with great submissions almost across the board! Jarnon's picture was a candidate for best Image Bonus of all time, let alone for the game... so he gets the 5 points. Keep up the great work, everyone!

[littlebeast13]

JJC Popints:

vandal gets 3 JJC points for what looks like a good book (I didn't penalize those who took the IBB request literally, though I was looking for smoking-related images)...

BiT gets 2 JJC points for Kool (how did I miss them?) and for the First Smoker...

frank gets a JJC point for lighting up in the Stone Age...

Weasel gets 2 JJC points for some classic Clemens...

Nelly gets a JJC point for being laid back...

melly gets 2 JJC points for the Smoking Hall of Shame...

TBone gets a JJC point for Porn and Viagra...

jarnon gets a supermax because I literally fell on the floor when I saw that picture...

mrk gets 3 JJC points for a perfectly placed Shotgun, and I'm guessing an even more perfectly placed Have a Stogie...

Krox gets 3 JJC points for Mr. Butts, who I'd completely forgotten about from my comics page days! I was no fan of Doonesbury (Too serious for the kid in me), but I loved Mr. Butts!

elwood gets 2 JJC points for inviting a friend and the no peeing section...

Search gets a JJC point for Chainsmokers, who I'd only heard of via the stupid new Mecca Radio DJ's we have to listen to now. I guess that's why I didn't think to include one of their songs in this game...

Esto gets 3 JJC points for the Lonely Sutra...


Points:

vandal 15+3
BiT 12+2
frank 15+1
Weasel 22+2
Nelly 19+1
melly 19+2
TBone 27+1
jarnon 9+5+5
mrk 23+3
Krox 15+3
Saucy 1
Panic 16
elwood 13+2
Hottie 8
Sprots 16
Bob 1
Search 10+1
Esto 29+3