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I'm confoozled

#1 Post by Bob78164 » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:21 pm

I just saw a banner ad touting what it called a "black hollow dress." This confuses me. Aren't all dresses hollow? --Bob
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Re: I'm confoozled

#2 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:42 pm

They are, unless you find a lady in the dress equivalent of a Klein bottle. I swear that more than one woman I dated in years past had such a dress, it was so difficult to get off of her. :P
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Re: I'm confoozled

#3 Post by jaybee » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm

Form fitting if you have negative boobage maybe? :roll:
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Re: I'm confoozled

#4 Post by mrkelley23 » Thu Sep 17, 2015 4:12 pm

I think you are perhaps mistaking which word the word "black" is modifying...
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Re: I'm confoozled

#5 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:35 pm

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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