Transcript 3/13/2015 -Jeffrey Yoskowitz

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Transcript 3/13/2015 -Jeffrey Yoskowitz

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:04 am

Jeffrey Yoskowitz
Brooklyn, NY

Jeffrey is a "chief pickler" and he wants to win the million so he can perfect his impeccable pickles. He's an artisinal food producer specializing in pickles. Jeffrey's +1 is one of his oldest friends and business partners, Leslie Lowenstein.

Question #1: Maybe the reason they sleep so much, during mating season, what animal can have sex up to 50 times a day?
A - elephants
B - lions
C - grizzly bears
D - penguins

Jeffrey says that's a lot of sex. When he thinks of sleeping animals he thinks of
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bears
. Terry jokes that Jeffrey is in a real pickle. He decides to ask the audience.
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Ask the Audience results:
A - 3%
B - 31%
C - 40%
D - 26%
That was Jeffrey's feeling but he still can't conceive of having sex 50 times a day. He goes with the audience.
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Answer: B (lions)
Value: not revealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
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Re: Transcript 3/13/2015 - Jeffrey Yoskowitz

#2 Post by earendel » Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:36 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote: Jeffrey Yoskowitz
Brooklyn, NY

Jeffrey is a "chief pickler" and he wants to win the million so he can perfect his impeccable pickles. He's an artisinal food producer specializing in pickles. Jeffrey's +1 is one of his oldest friends and business partners, Leslie Lowenstein.
BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Question #1: Maybe the reason they sleep so much, during mating season, what animal can have sex up to 50 times a day?
A - elephants
B - lions
C - grizzly bears
D - penguins

Jeffrey says that's a lot of sex. When he thinks of sleeping animals he thinks of
Spoiler
bears
. Terry jokes that Jeffrey is in a real pickle. He decides to ask the audience.
Spoiler
Ask the Audience results:
A - 3%
B - 31%
C - 40%
D - 26%
That was Jeffrey's feeling but he still can't conceive of having sex 50 times a day. He goes with the audience.
Spoiler
Answer: B (lions)
Value: not revealed
Bank: $1,000 (consolation prize)
I think Jeffrey fixated on sleeping = hibernation and that led him astray.
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Re: Transcript 3/13/2015 -Jeffrey Yoskowitz

#3 Post by ghostjmf » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:07 am

Q1: Lots of pics of sleepy lions. Go for it.
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Re: Transcript 3/13/2015 -Jeffrey Yoskowitz

#4 Post by Bob78164 » Mon Mar 23, 2015 8:30 am

ghostjmf wrote:Q1: Lots of pics of sleepy lions. Go for it.
In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. --Bob
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