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So, I'm pretty sure

#1 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:05 pm

I have cocaine on my desk. Young lady who works in another office here visited her home in Columbia for Christmas. She brought some hand-made earrings back to sell to finance her further education, and I bought a couple pair. She handed me three wax-paper covered cubes and said "thank you; have some Columbian honey candy." It looks exactly like crack cocaine. It prolly isn't, but still..
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#2 Post by Ritterskoop » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:30 pm

Exciting either way!
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#3 Post by tlynn78 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:53 pm

Ritterskoop wrote:Exciting either way!

lol - indeed. I found a taker...it's not me.
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#4 Post by jaybee » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:26 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Ritterskoop wrote:Exciting either way!

lol - indeed. I found a taker...it's not me.
Does that make you a dealer? :mrgreen:
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#5 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:27 pm

Who'd you pawn it off to?
Well, then
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#6 Post by Estonut » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:38 pm

tlynn78 wrote:I have cocaine on my desk. Young lady who works in another office here visited her home in Columbia for Christmas. She brought some hand-made earrings back to sell to finance her further education, and I bought a couple pair. She handed me three wax-paper covered cubes and said "thank you; have some Columbian honey candy." It looks exactly like crack cocaine. It prolly isn't, but still..
I'd be more worried had she visited Colombia... :wink:
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#7 Post by tlynn78 » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:51 pm

Estonut wrote:
tlynn78 wrote:I have cocaine on my desk. Young lady who works in another office here visited her home in Columbia for Christmas. She brought some hand-made earrings back to sell to finance her further education, and I bought a couple pair. She handed me three wax-paper covered cubes and said "thank you; have some Columbian honey candy." It looks exactly like crack cocaine. It prolly isn't, but still..
I'd be more worried had she visited Colombia... :wink:
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