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Michael Screws (BB: PrinceSam3)
Dallas, TX
Michael was introduced as a former clogging champion who still has the moves. He does a demonstration with Cedric.
Topic Tree (pre-randomized):
10 Table Manners
9 Scoping It Out
8 Pimple Face Rescue
7 Lyrics by: Crazy Guy
6 Daddy Issues
5 Well Done
4 4 Out of 5 Stars
3 Backseat Driver
2 Who Needs Drugs
1 Dress Code
Topic Tree: (Randomized)
9 Scoping It Out
5 Well Done
2 Who Needs Drugs
10 Table Manners
6 Daddy Issues
4 4 Out of 5 Stars
8 Pimple Face Rescue
1 Dress Code
7 Lyrics by: Crazy Guy
3 Backseat Driver
Question 1 - Level 3 Backseat Driver
What automotive convenience was invented by a blind man who was annoyed with the way people drove at inconsistent speeds?
A. Cruise control B. Parking brake
C. Turn signal D. Rear washers
Answer and value
A. Cruise control
Value: $25K!
Bank: $25K
Value: $25K!
Bank: $25K
In his book about Guns N'Roses, Stephen Davis revealed that Axl Rose came up with what lyrics after a man yelled at him on a NYC street?
A. Get outta my head, man! B. Rock it til you drop it, dude!
C. Light this stage on fire, yeah! D. You're in the jungle, baby!
ATA
Michael said he was not 100% sure but "this audience is rockin'" so he will ask them.
Results
A. 12% B. 9%
C. 10% D. 69%
Results
A. 12% B. 9%
C. 10% D. 69%
Answer and value
D. You're in the jungle, baby!
Value: $15K
Bank: $40K
Value: $15K
Bank: $40K
Wearing a bow tie and collar but no shirt is common practice for which of these uniformed employees?
A. Pep Boys mechanic B. UPS driver
C. Walmart cashier D. Chippendales dancers
Michael and a few audience members laughed before the choices and Cedric asked why.
After the choices, Michael said that
Spoiler
if a UPS driver came with that kind of delivery, let's just say that we wouldn't reject the package.
Cedric reminded Michael that this is a family show.
Cedric reminded Michael that this is a family show.
Answer and value
D. Chippendales dancers
Value: $100
Bank: $40100
Value: $100
Bank: $40100
Question 4 - Level 8 Pimple Face Rescue
What element was probably a hit with teens in Ancient Rome because, due to its drying properties, it was used as an effective form of acne treatment?
A. Copper B. Beryllium
C. Potassium D. Sulfur
JTQ
Michael said he was not 100% on this one either (like the Guns N' Roses one), so he will JTQ.
Cedric revealed the answer, asked if that one was what he was leaning and Michael said yes.
Cedric revealed the answer, asked if that one was what he was leaning and Michael said yes.
Answer and value
D. Sulfur
Value: $1000 jumped
Bank: $40100
Value: $1000 jumped
Bank: $40100
Noting San Quentin's "vending machines that work" and Sing Sing's "unprofessional staff," Yelp.com now has several reviews of what?
A. Prisons B. District courts
C. Bus stations D. DMVs
Answer and value
A. Prisons
Value: $7000
Bank: $47100
Value: $7000
Bank: $47100
Michael has his partner Sean in the audience
Question 6 - Level 6 Daddy Issues
Mary-Kate Olsen is currently dating Olivier Sarkozy, 17 years her senior and half-brother of the former leader of which country?
A. Germany B. France
C. Russia D. United Kingdom
Answer and value
B. France
Value: $5000
Bank: $52100
Value: $5000
Bank: $52100
"There's No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus" is a statement found on a popular graphic tee that appropriately depicts what animal?"
A. A small monkey B. A predatory bird
C. A venomous snake D. A hairless rat
Spoiler
Cedric said this is sick, you know that
Michael said after seeing the slogan he wishes he had the shirt because it is very witty.
Michael said he knows a rhesus is a small type of monkey, so he goes small monkey, final answer.
Cedric asked to confirm that Michael knows this and Michael asked doesn't everybody know that? Cedric-Everybody knows that.
They joked about putting barbecue sauce or bacon on a small monkey. Cedric: Don't judge until you've had it
Michael said after seeing the slogan he wishes he had the shirt because it is very witty.
Michael said he knows a rhesus is a small type of monkey, so he goes small monkey, final answer.
Cedric asked to confirm that Michael knows this and Michael asked doesn't everybody know that? Cedric-Everybody knows that.
They joked about putting barbecue sauce or bacon on a small monkey. Cedric: Don't judge until you've had it
Answer and value
A. A small monkey
Value: $10K
Bank: $62100 (and time to dance again)
Value: $10K
Bank: $62100 (and time to dance again)
Question 8 - Level 2 Who Needs Drugs
The inventor of which of these novelties touted it by saying that if you buy it, "you won't need to buy drugs"?
A. Magic 8 Ball B. Pet Rock
C. Hula hoop D. Lava lamp
JTQ 2
Michael: The only one that really sticks out to me, the only one that really references any type of drug paraphernalia, not that I'm into that, would be the magic 8 ball. Because 8-ball, cocaine. (Cedric: sarcastic yeah yeah)
Michael: Let's go with ... (pause) ... Let's jump it.
(audience applause!)
Cedric: Whew! Whoa. Boy, it was a major gasp there with the audience.
After the answer was revealed Michael said "I knew it"
Michael: Let's go with ... (pause) ... Let's jump it.
(audience applause!)
Cedric: Whew! Whoa. Boy, it was a major gasp there with the audience.
After the answer was revealed Michael said "I knew it"
Answer and value
D. Lava lamp
Value: $500 jumped
Bank: $62100
Value: $500 jumped
Bank: $62100
Question 9- Level 5 Well Done
Serving up a Jane Austen pun, what headline did "The Daily Show" use in their 2013 coverage of controversial statements by Paula Deen?
A. Fried and Prejudice B. War and Peas
C. The Bun Also Rises D. Thyme and Punishment
Answer and value
A. Fried and Prejudice
Value: $2000
Bank: $64100
Value: $2000
Bank: $64100
Question 10 - Level 9 Scoping It Out
What planet was thought to be a star until it was viewed through a telescope in 1781?
A. Venus B. Saturn
C. Jupiter D. Uranus
Spoiler
Cedric pronounced Uranus the way Regis did, and then joked about the irony of a man named Screws getting a question about Uranus.
Michael reminded Cedric that this is a family show.
Michael said he is really leaning towards Venus but he's gotta walk.
Cedric said it is a good thing because the answer is Uranus.
Michael reminded Cedric that this is a family show.
Michael said he is really leaning towards Venus but he's gotta walk.
Cedric said it is a good thing because the answer is Uranus.
Answer and value
D. Uranus
Value: known to be $3000
Bank: Walk: $32050
Value: known to be $3000
Bank: Walk: $32050
Commercial break
Question of the Day
"Skinny-jeans tug-of-war" and "horn-rimmed-glasses-throwing" are two of the featured events in what annual "Olympics" of style?
A. Punk Olympics B. Hipster Olympics
C. Bohemian Olympics D. Preppy Olympics
answer
B. Hipster Olympics
